• I Love Lucy
• Three's Company
• The Brady Bunch
• The Andy Griffith Show
• Full House
• Family Matters

• I am overweight, and I can't seem to stick to a regular exercise plan, even if I may need to.
• I have acne on the face.
• My hair is a jumbled mess. I'm only now figuring out how to take care of it.
• I have no athletic ability whatsoever. Even my coordination is awful.
• I have a difficult time speaking in front of a large group of people.
• I'm very shy around people I don't know well.
• Everything needs to be perfect. Perfectionist
• I have no fashion sense. Jeans and tshirt are my everyday outfits.
• My stomach digests its food very LOUDLY. And usually when I'm somewhere quiet.
• I worry WAY too much. About everything, even insignificant things. I spend way too much time thinking.

• my cat jumping on me when i'm sleeping
• loud squealing teenage girls
• TVs blaring at night when i'm trying to sleep and the watcher is already asleep
• june bugs
• being cold all the time
• ladybugs
• when people don't use coasters
• losing things
• noisy eaters
• terrible drivers
• swearing all the time
• when the toilet seat is left up
• slow walkers in front of me when i'm in a rush
• flip flops
• guys who spit on the sidewalk
• arguments
• ignorant people
• guys who wear sagging pants below their butts.

• life
• being sick
• stress
• hitler
• loneliness
• global warming
• migraines
• winter
• summer
• constipation
• puppy mills
• paper cuts
• gaining weight
• periods
• being exhausted
• rejection
• deforestation
• shaving
• arguing
• violence
• informercials

• friends
• music
• concerts
• tim heidecker and eric wareheim
• popsicles
• banana-flavored candy
• feeling loved
• quiet
• wwe
• jeff hardy
• random acts of kindness
• unexpected moments
• thunderstorms
• spring
• autumn
• green tea
• morning air
• sunrises
• baby animals

• mushrooms
• blueberries
• coffee
• spaghettio's
• peanuts
• mayonnaise
• ham
• chili
• grapefruit
• alcohol
• calamari

• my kitties
• friends
• america's funnies home videos
• tim and eric
• my stupidity
• failblog
• chuck norris jokes
• Jeff Dunham

• life
• school
• relationships
• what i'm going to do with my life
• the world

from here

• Citizen Kane (1941)
• The Godfather (1972)
• Casablanca (1942)
• Raging Bull (1980)
• Singin' in the Rain (1952)
• Gone with the Wind (1939)
• Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
• Schindler's List (1993)
• Vertigo (1958)
• The Wizard of Oz (1939)
• City Lights (1931)
• The Searchers (1956)
• Star Wars (1977)
• Psycho (1960)
• 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
• Sunset Blvd. (1950)
• The Graduate (1967)
• On the Waterfront (1954)
• It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
• Chinatown (1974)

• The Academy Is...
  • Santi
• AFI
  • Decemberunderground
• Aiden
  • Our Gangs Dark Oath
  • Nightmare Anatomy
  • Rain In Hell
  • Conviction
• Alesana
  • On Frail Wings of Vanity and Wax
  • Where Myth Fades to Legend
• The All-American Rejects
  • Move Along
• Armor for Sleep

• clowns
• horses
• feet
• elevators
• airplane takeoffs/landings
• being alone in my house at night
• leeches
• open water
• mimes
• the fact that my cats want to steal my soul
• public bathrooms
• disease
• public speaking
• birds, especially robins, blue jays, and crows

• sky dived
• gone up in a hot air balloon
• peed in the woods
• eaten a twinkie
• eaten cocoa puffs
• done drugs/alcohol
• seen a platypus

• Minnesota
• Wisconsin
• South Dakota
• Iowa
• Arizona
• Kansas
• Missouri
• Colorado
• Utah
• Nevada
• Florida
• California
• Georgia

• tacos
• strawberries
• bananas
• green tea
• cheese pizza
• strawberry ice cream
• turkey
• peas
• tuna
• sourdough bread
• fettucini alfredo
• enchiladas
• koolaid
• skim milk
• cheese nips
• chex mix
• chocolate
• chocolate chip cookies

• Alive
• Badass
• Creative
• Damaging
• Eccentric
• Futile
• Greedy
• Hollow
• Imaginary
• Jealous
• Knowledgeable
• Lazy
• Mysterious
• Nervous
• Observant
• Pathetic
• Quixotic
• Rebellious
• Sneaky
• Tranquil
• Unusual

• livejournal
• myspace
• asofterworld
• youtube
• flickr
• tumblr

from here

• If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
• Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
• Use CB lingo where applicable.
• Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
• Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
• Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
• Answer their questions with questions.
• In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
• Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST- EFFICIENT UK...

• Martian Child
• August Rush
• Patch Adams
• Ghost World

• I am usually always laughing. I have a very distinctive laugh that puts others in a good mood, and makes them laugh with me.
• My sense of humor. It may be strange to some, but I love it.
• My eyes. Green-gray balls of mystery!
• I have some artistic ability. I enjoy drawing, painting, collaging, anything creative.
• I excel in school. I get my shit done, and get good grades.
• I'm a quirky person. Especially when running on little to no sleep.
• I have a love for knowledge, and would say that I'm an intelligent person.
• My glasses. Plastic frames, always cool designs, it shows my personality.
• I'm a trustworthy person, and a good friend. If you put your trust in me, I'll be sure to keep it.

• Weeping Willow
• Cherry Blossom
• Red Maple
• Oak
• White Pine
• Orange Tree
• California Redwood
• Magnolia

• chocolate chip cookies
• lilac
• baking bread
• fresh laundry
• vanilla
• after it rains
• bonfires
• gasoline
• apple cinnamon
• roses
• night air
• lavender

• Benny and Joon
• Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
• Master of Disguise
• Sleepy Hollow
• Grease
• Titanic
• Billy Madison
• Airplane!
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Gremlins
• Gone With The Wind
• Jaws
• Batman (original)
• One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
• The Sound of Music
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
• The Wizard of Oz
• The Little Rascals

• England
• Japan
• Spain
• Scotland
• Argentina
• Chile
• Russia
• Australia
• Germany
• Norway
• Sweden
• Egypt
• France
• India
• Peru
• Guatemala
• Costa Rica
• El Salvador
• Ecuador
• Peru
• Ethiopia

• failblog
• fmylife
• someone once told me
• notalwaysright

• cinnamon toast crunch
• special K
• chex
• froot loops
• cheerios
• kashi
• kix