- "let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini"
- "did your eyes hurt when you were born? because you're the only girl I've ever loved."
- ✔ "war requiem? more like whore requiem."
- "dramaturgy? more like trauma-turgy."
- "a heart full of larb"
- "onward, christian hipsters."
- "that night he was haunted by apparitions of all the well-hung men he had encountered in his life, a sort of repurposing of both the concept and title of 8 1/2" (work on this, make it the opening line of a short story)
- "do I know you and you look like wayne coyne." (to robbie's friend brett)
- "someone call ralph nader, because you're unsafe at any speed!" (after being knocked over by an irresponsible skier)
- "nothing to see here! why don't you make like my wayward son and carry on?"
- "colicky colloquy"
- "I am thinking it's a sine wave."
- alt: "I am thinking it's a cosine."
- "hey, carmen sandiego, where in the world are you? we've been waiting to start dinner for like an hour."
mar 2 2009 ∞
apr 23 2020 +
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