• "let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini"
  • "did your eyes hurt when you were born? because you're the only girl I've ever loved."
  • "to call this 'beyond the pale' would be an insult to albinos."
  • "war requiem? more like whore requiem."
  • "dramaturgy? more like trauma-turgy."
  • "a heart full of larb"
  • "onward, christian hipsters."
  • "that night he was haunted by apparitions of all the well-hung men he had encountered in his life, a sort of repurposing of both the concept and title of 8 1/2" (work on this, make it the opening line of a short story)
  • "do I know you and you look like wayne coyne." (to robbie's friend brett)
  • "someone call ralph nader, because you're unsafe at any speed!" (after being knocked over by an irresponsible skier)
  • "nothing to see here! why don't you make like my wayward son and carry on?"
  • "colicky colloquy"
  • "grrrrrl, you need to chill out because right now you are a hot cup of cuckoo."
  • "I am thinking it's a sine wave."
    • alt: "I am thinking it's a cosine."
  • "hey, carmen sandiego, where in the world are you? we've been waiting to start dinner for like an hour."
mar 2 2009 ∞
sep 4 2012 +
user picture Shana: I have one that I think is really good, like if somebody tells you about their entire life plans or maps a road trip to death: "Hey the Framingham Heart Study called, and they want their longitudinal analysis back." You can use that. oct 13 2009
user picture Shana: I have one that I think is really good, like if somebody tells you about their entire life plans or maps a road trip to death: "Hey the Framingham Heart Study called, and they want their longitudinal analysis back." You can use that.
user picture princess: heres one (when i said id hit that i ment with my car0 LOL dec 4 2009