• toy story
• wok and roll

• less than jake / better than ezra
• cat power / elf power

• roths-gormleys
• brian crimmel (lv2prty)
• mike miller
• robbie
• dr. bill cutter (she is 81)
• fil, glo, and sarah dale deangelis

• moria
• elsa
• lauren czsczshk

hopefully this weekend!

• the iPad
• complete stranger throws cat in rubbish bin!

• david byrne
• david lebovitz
• the last words of david

• red: porn star look-alike
• black: washed-up child star
• yellow: cautionary tale for seat belt wearing
• pink: felicity cast member and basic cable star
• blue: well-adjusted middle-aged gay man
• green: ultimate fighter

• water purification
• coffee thing
• sleeping pad

• ocean, ocean, ocean. I'll beat you in the end.
• there is water on the bottom of the ocean
• the ocean is the ultimate solution
• your heart is like the ocean, mysterious and dark

• wordplay / swordplay
• aspirin / aspiring
• pacifying / opacifying
• laughter / slaughter

related: assuage / sausage are anagrams

• using grill lighter
• dsus4 on guitar
• wiping butt

• I just checked out the coolest book from the library
• I read this in a back issue of the new yorker
• have you gotten the may issue of national geographic? I think there is a problem with my subscription

• judge judy dubbed in other languages

• wagon wheel
• amma, the hugging saint

• like PLO I don't surrendo
• peace out, she'll kill you like uma
• is your dad a dealer? cause you're dope to me

MIA is pretty much my favorite poet next to walt whitman

• catalan
• pennsylvania dutch

• sell the god damn television
• replace your god damn brakes
  • good job now you need a new tire
• buy some god damn print cartridges
  • thanks csaba
• buy one more god damn picture frame
• plant some gosh darn greens
• bean tepee
  • even though it looks like a child made it... and not a smart child
• learn how to use thumb when finger-picking

• turkey in black mole
• potato pave

• I'd like to be a gallery, put you all inside my show
• my brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
• I wish you could swim like dolphins can swim

• blackberry milkshake
• rose wine
• tang

• mainstream media
• men who have sex with men
• mechanically separated meat
• miami sound machine

• giant framed yoshitomo nara work of art
• large bowl of fruit that is always full of fruit

• ordering off-menu
• faking your own death
• attending an infomercial taping
• licking the wall of a salt mine

• desolation wilderness (CA)
• emigrant wilderness (CA)
• inaccessible island (south atlantic)
• destruction island (WA)

• it's in the detonator
• the bride punching her way out of the coffin
• nick cave: THERE IS A WAR COMING!

• torontopian

• your stomach
• in the detonator
• the crown

• blanching
• making a risotto
• beurre monte
• building a roux
• pan roasting
• mise en place
• skimming stock
  • also purifying stocks and braises by cooling and then removing the fat
• straining

• madonna
• lady gaga
• alex trebek
• miss cleo
• kim cattrall
• christiane amanpour

• yogurt
• sauerkraut
• coconut milk
• coconut milk (needs to be on this list twice)

• nickname if I had ever gone on nickelodeon guts
• sing "maurer music electric revival" at the end of bombs over baghdad
• after preparing homemade sauerkraut, write "maurerkraut" on gift jars and distribute as gifts

• caramel tofu, dark greens
• pan-roasted potatoes
• squash soup
• fried brussels sprouts

• lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring
  • drink on "ring"
• harry potter
  • drink when there is magic
  • optional
    • fire
    • sexual tension
    • hermione says something smart
• roxanne
  • split into two teams
  • one drinks on "roxanne"
  • the other drinks on "red light"

• robbie
  • piercing blue eyes
• professor newman
  • rotating disc electrode
• jason b
  • the healthy yelper
• joel street
  • hair, tight pants
• hung
  • stone fruit, promptly

• "bogoroditse devo" from rachmaninoff's vespers
• "sandwich day"
• a poached egg
• blue lake green beans
• "america" from west side story (movie)
• "annabel lee"
• a pizza, a salad, rose wine, friends

• acoustic cover of 4 minutes
• single ladies / andy griffith mashup
• show me your teeth
• lovestoned
• lucky star (or rainbow high?)

I wish I had thought of first

• sofa so good
• adam's ribs
• joanie loves tchotchkes
• desperate housewares
  • or disparate housewares?

I actually did think of first

• loaves and fashions

that already exist

• gayby
• gaymer
• gaysian

that ought to be in broader usage

• pennsylgaynia
• gaycation
• drivegay
• thanksgayving
• speed gayting
• gayrizona
• daily affirgaytion

• "let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini"
• "did your eyes hurt when you were born? because you're the only girl I've ever loved."
• "to call this 'beyond the pale' would be an insult to pale people."
• "war requiem? more like whore requiem."
• "dramaturgy? more like trauma-turgy."
• "a heart full of larb"
• "onward, christian hipsters."
• "that night he was haunted by apparitions of all the well-hun...

• I was late because Mike Lock is broken.
• I hit Mike Lock in the morning when I want to go back to sleep.
• When I was unpacking I found Mike Lock in a box under my bed.
• I'm worried that Mike Lock is wrong; I should have had my period last week.

please help me think of more.

• start composting
• no more canned beans
• communicate with shana daily
• thank you notes

• samuel a maurer
• samantha a mirzoeff
• robert o beahrs
• darlene a radke
• melissa e lopez

• thisiswhyyourefat.com
• lady gaga
• oprah

• bogoroditse devo, rachmaninoff
• samson, regina spektor

• mila kunis / milan kundera
• susan sarandon / susan lucci / sally field
• palestrina / ginastera
• brandi carlile / belinda carlisle
• heston blumenthal / fergus henderson

in order of increasing offensiveness:

• a golf ball and a 2009 escalade
• peanut butter and jam
• a radial tire and 365 blow jobs
• terri schiavo and a tomato
• sarah palin's mouth and sarah palin's vagina

• incorrectly adding an extra "s" to the end of someone's name (e.g. "julia childs")
• overblown arrangements of "carol of the bells"
  • also, most arrangements of "carol of the bells"
  • especially the one by trans-siberian orchestra
    • also, all songs by trans-siberian orchestra
• ugly sweater parties
• tupperware without lids
• the @ sign
• just spelling a word the way it sounds when you could easily look it up
• only having ...

• apple butter
• butter braised brussels sprouts radishes and kohrabi
• herbed walnuts
• soffrito
• cauliflower soup with beet chips
• torn croutons
• caramelized scallops
• leek bread pudding
• duck confit
• spring vegetable garbure
• creamed summer corn
• asparagus coins
• wild cod en persillade (with halibut)
• green bean salad
• pan roasted halibut
• pie crust
• (15 egg yolk) pasta dough
• cherry pie
• polenta, both creamy and crispy
• plum zinfandel ...

"people have to learn to distinguish between a 'need' and a 'want'" -hvn

• FEDORA (brown)

• sam -- liza minnelli
• adam, joshua l -- beyonce
• gstock -- lady gaga
• jeff -- alanis morissette
• dansteele -- martha argerich
• colin 1 -- jacqueline du pre

• gay bowling alley
• churracos
• fried oatmeal food cart
• bagel skinz
• "fat people twister": the game show
• deep-fried stuffing
• faghagblog
• manhandle

• sleepinginairports.com
• puttingweirdthingsincoffee.com

• new mown hay
• big sky country
• summer thunder
• the saddest book you ever read
• the only girl I've ever loved
• alabaster altarpiece
• hey mama wolf
• solitary Saturn
• your perfect verse
• lonely as God

• intergalactic
• zombie
• crash into me
• sledgehammer
  • actually all peter gabriel songs
• fallin' by alicia keys

• blizzard of '96, central PA
• supertyphoon of '09, california

• sky
• woe
• dew

• muscular and chewy
• hauntingly aromatic
• a diesel-like hint and darker mineral presence, like being in a mossy, wet cave
• like licking the armpit of a really sexy woman
• bloody ball bearing in the mouth

• target women
• that's gay
• stanford ribosomes
• kimono condom commercial

• tenzing
• tanzen wir!
• super energy pill
• the franklin badge
• the jane chord
• tangularity
• gamera glasnost
• slow backup technique
• ethel rosenberg and the conspirators

• chocolate stimulus
• mousse and squirrel

• bjork covering "touch me" (the doors)
• mariachi cover of "one more cup of coffee" (bob dylan)
• white stripes covering "(not your) steppin' stone" (monkees)
• devendra banhart covering "the origin of love" (hedwig)
• mary j blige covering "psycho killer" (talking heads)
• jazz band that plays at cheeseboard covering first movement of beethoven's pathetique
• david foster wallace writing an article about the metaph...

I actually hate watching movies

• gates of heaven
• grizzly man
• minority report
• I'm not there
• the searchers
• enter the dragon

• seams to fit
• in full swing
• go figure

• spontaneous drunk singalong of the bleeding heart show, possibly around a campfire
• finding out that shana's great-uncle is actually philip roth
• that warren zevon song is actually called "werewolves of thunder", and someone makes a movie with that title using it as the theme song
• getting permission from jon to open a second branch of truck (the gay bar) near tahoe, and calling it "truck truckee"
• record...

• (not your) stepping stone
• five years
• space oddity (most of it)
• the origin of love
• hey ya!
• how to disappear completely
• you know I'm no good
• heaven
• reckoner
  • as a consequence, the reckoner/love lockdown mashup
• wicked game (it's just bm a e)
• cactus
• electric feel (am7 em f / g em f)
• the bleeding heart show
• running out of fools
• if it be your will

• bombs over baghdad (outkast)
• quia respexit humilitatem (bach's magnificat)
• st. elmo's fire (brian eno)
• reckoner (radiohead)
• return of the frog queen (jeremy enigk)
• most of quatuor pour la fin du temps (messiaen)
  • also joie du sang des etoiles (messiaen)
• the crucifixion (britten)
• peaches en regalia (zappa)

• unseasonable warmth
• wearing glasses
• stalking people
• asparagus season

• where have all the cowboys gone?
• somebody told me
• 99 luftballoons
• maybe this time
• jolene
• you know I'm no good
• tiny dancer
  • substitute name of friend for "tiny dancer"

ones that other people have done

• lithium
• these boots were made for walkin'

• nothelfer (emergency helper)
• tiefensee (deep sea)
• schneeweiss (snow white)
• obstfeld (fruit field)

• "we're going to put the limes on his nipples"
• "we have to go back when they open to look for colin's shoe."
• "two guys came out of both bathrooms!"
• "it's not a furry party; it's a costume party."

• 1: message in a bottle
• 2: put the needle on it
• 3: sara and jesus hobo zombies
• 3: lacey and pasha mannequin dance
• 5: addiction

• walt whitman
• gogo yubari
• mothra + two girls that summon mothra
• flo and kay, world's only living autistic savant twins

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/catego...

• group costume: all the robots from mega man 2
• julia child
• werewolf bar mitzvah
• octopus michael jackson
• beavis and butthead (and cher)
• lucy and ethel
• the grinch, stealing christmas
• benjamin franklin
• wile e coyote and roadrunner
• little mac (punch out!)
• ju...

• tina fey
• jim croce
• girl from the blair witch project

• electric feel (mgmt)
• the mollusk (ween)
• weird fishes (radiohead)
• i am the walrus (beatles)

• st. elmo's fire (brian eno)
• buckingham green (ween)
• the upper peninsula (sufjan stevens)
• the great curve (talking heads)
• the abandoned hospital ship (flaming lips)
• white queen (queen)
• dance the night away (cream)

• iranian revolution
• information about bart delays
• finding the creme brulee cart
• tina fey observing, "why do I even chew corn anymore?"

q: how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a: some obscure number you've never heard of.

• pabst blue ribbon
• animal collective

• gary danko
• garment district
• god damn

• "marrakesh express"
  • by crosby, stills, and nash
  • not the grateful dead
• "i will get by"
  • by the grateful dead
  • not the traveling wilburys
  • and is actually called "touch of grey"
• "do you love me"
  • by the hollies
  • I did not actually know that the band that performed this had a name.
• "teeth"
  • by lady gaga
  • I thought it was sung by a man named alex

• "When someone else is using the regular toilet it’s amazing how quickly one of the most enjoyable moments of my day can become one of the least"

- jess kim, on funky squat toilets in japan

• "There was also a complimentary teacher appreciation luncheon, which I forgot about until after I had already eaten the lunch I packed. I had two lunches today!"

- caroline

• strainer / chinoise
• cheesecloth (cut up old t-shirt?)
• metal tongs
• metal spatula

• okonomiyaki
• korean burrito (with kimchi in it)
• pasties
• cat
• montreal smoked meat

• opening credits: ocean of noise, the arcade fire
• sex scene: ricercar a 6, musical offering, js bach
• whittling montage: insect eyes, devendra banhart
• driving scene: one more cup of coffee, bob dylan
• prostitute gets head beaten in with an oxygen tank scene: downtown, petula clark
• wandering through tenderloin alone at night: come rather goddess sage and holy, gf handel

uncategorized

• my body is a cage, the a...

• crepes on cole
• walk of shame
• moss on trees
• mouse brain juice

• "I'm not gonna be sick anymore, because an angel told me."
• Prince had a spiritual epiphany that the album was evil and had the album recalled.
• in its current 4m there is a feeling that the NPGMC gone as far as it can go. In a world without limitations and infinite possibilities, has the time come 2 once again make a leap of faith and begin anew? These r ?s we in the NPG need 2 answer.

• onion rings
• braised lamb
  • I forgot this was even on the list
• popovers / gougeres
• pita
• english muffins
• gnocchi
• mayonnaise
• poutine
• pommes dauphinoise/anna
• something with harissa
• clarified butter + paneer
• preserved lemons
• chickpea panisse
• some kind of filled pasta
• bitter melon
  • still do not like it

• frozen unshelled edamame
  • edit: RE-continued!
• california brown rice
• high-pulp orange juice without calcium
• flax pasta

• tracey does conan
• hard ball / negotiation
• sandwich day
• apollo, apollo
• anna howard shaw day

• the music man
• cinderella (rodgers and hammerstein version)
• phantom of the opera

seriously, the music man won a tony over west side story?

• washing dishes
• salty fried potatoes
• warm lava-like egg yolks
• multivitamins (placebo)
• mint tea

• gilgamesh (gil for short)
• malaria vaccine
• copernicus laser
• cleopatra laser
• bart and muni (twins of different genders)
• rudielle
• vowel
• eel
• catharsha
• shock
• poopology

• munitia ballade
• ridonkula akimbo
• nima salami
• robin wing
• costco morpheus
• katt binder
• mako plantain
• nuku laruku

• kindle
• twitter
• the iphone
• foldy bikes
• emoticons

• cooking
• blogging
• choral singing
• relating anecdotes about growing up in central PA
• meeting david byrne

• star w, for writing like I wish I talked
• jason b, for his ceaseless quest to avoid ever consuming butter, oil, egg yolks, or cheese (and for calling a side salad "uninspired" at a place called "five napkin burger")
• dan r, for reviewing 30 harrisburg area yelpers, the concept of learning a foreign language, and the taepodong 2 ballistic missile
• sean b, for several reviews in which he uses the phrase "...

• are passing cars running their windshield wipers?
• are people carrying umbrellas?
• are there raindrops falling into standing pools of water?

• enter a competitive eating contest
• bike to stanford and back

• kona porter
• moose drool
• boont amber
• poppy jasper
• summer sam
• lionshead (fuck yes)
• edel-weisse

• lie to someone's face
• say something for no other reason than to hurt someone
• hos before bros
• bid one dollar higher than someone on price is right
• ride a bike on the sidewalk

• glacier national park (before grinnell glacier melts)
• mesa verde national park
• trans-siberian railroad
• bangkok
• berlin again (begin again)
• an anechoic chamber
• peru
• sarajevo
• kvly-tv mast in north dakota
• hoh rainforest in washington state
• qatar (architecture tour)
• the wave, arizona
• false kiva
• the wild wall
• the lightning field

"one man with god is a majority" -- henrik ibsen (?)

• X3 is a better movie than X2
• brad pitt is not that attractive
• rachael ray is a decent person
• if you are on price is right and you bid one dollar higher than someone that makes you an asshole
• 'living on a prayer' is a better drunk song than 'don't stop believing'

• yummy
• slurp
• gooey
• unctuous
• aioli

• cataclysmic earthquake
• laptop power supply exploding
• gas leak destroying house when I turn on the stove
• drive-by shooting
• plane crashes
  • plane I'm in crashing into other plane in midair
  • midair two-plane crash above me raining debris onto me

• victor gold
• peter gigante
• guy burns

• magneto
• storm
• doctor doom
• galactus (devourer of worlds)

• thou shalt break them
• he shall purify
• comfort ye
• and suddenly there was with the angel / glory to god
• hallelujah!
• behold the lamb of god
• all we like sheep (second part only)

• coffee table
  • craiglist, decoupage
• kitchen table
  • get friend with SUV to retrieve from DS's
• VW hubcap clock
  • you can do it, sam. believe in yourself
• paintings with song lyrics
  • learn to paint
  • "i wanna be your little seahorse" -- devendra
  • "now how I remember you" -- aeroplane

• trachimbrod
• lakefront brewery in milwaukee on a friday
• beacon street on the first of may when all the flowering trees are in bloom
• washington square park on a summer night

• benjamin britten, war requiem: "recordare jesu pie quod sum causa tuae viae"
• mozart, requiem: "ne absorbeat eas tartarus ne cadant in obscurum"
• nirvana, lithium: entire song
• yes, roundabout: bass riff introducing the bridge

• verbunden (german)
• mangue, boisson (french)
• sacapuntas (spanish)
• аспирант (russian)

• dizzle
• killer
• mevdor
• richard
• snivs
• sakai
• FGS
• carj
• guido
• best friend
• colin 1, colin 2
• roomz
• v-train
• sam's mom
• dansteele

works in progress

• sprinkles
• khalil

• (i'm not your) steppin' stone
• randy scouse git
• i'm a believer
• hey sandy
• roses
• one more cup of coffee
• crazy
• gamma ray!
• cactus

• pizza
• cabbage

• telegraph avenue (berkeley) and haight street (sf)
• solano avenue (berkeley/albany) and college ave below ashby (oakland)
• palo alto and walnut creek
• union city and alameda

• I dreamed that I dropped acid and was really worried about it, and then I met beck, and then we sang the song "gamma ray" together, a capella (Jan 4 2008)
• I dreamed that someone on the snl writing staff thought I looked like tina fey, so they decided I should replace her on weekend update one night. I couldn't read the teleprompter and messed up really bad, and amy poehler also gave up, so it was a...

• people behind me
• people taller than 6'1"
• people who own iPhones
• people who don't have brown eyes
• people who are particularly tan
• people who wear cologne
• kristophers spelled with a k
  • also in general names that begin with k
• cats

• the predatory wasp of the palisades, sufjan stevens
• casimir pulaski day, sufjan stevens
• the stars of track and field, belle & sebastian
• ocean of noise, arcade fire
• you oughta know, alanis morrisette
• zombie, cranberries
• unravel, björk
• hyper-ballad, björk
• reckoner, radiohead
• acid tongue, jenny lewis
• alone, heart or/and carrie underwood
• in the aeroplane over the sea, neutral milk hotel

november

• visit from colin 1
  • figure out something to do in hbg. other than state museum
  • hangover brunch
• sths reunion
  • pregame with shawna
  • embarrass self, but not too much

december

• haircut
  • cheesesteaks
• visit nyc (see other lists)
• lancaster B&B with shana
  • pretend to be mormon newlyweds
  • visit wolf sanctuary
  • begin research for novel (tentative title: primal howl)
  • cross fingers for quiet snowfall
• meet dan r. with shana
  • g...

• "there must be something strangely sacred in salt. it is in our tears and in the sea." -- khalil gibran
• "then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the lord in the air." --the bible
• "there is now, in my mouth, this sharp chain. and it never comes out" -- equus

• tell them "this might be on the exam"
• tell them the only time available for extra office hours is 7:30 AM
• use the urinal next to them

• is living on a houseboat a good idea?
• is "snow in august" a good book?
• can there be irony in facial hair?
• is mortality a turn-on?

• wearing someone else's clothes
• not flushing after using a public urinal
• being called "buddy" by strangers
• alphabetizing things
• expressions that use both "fuck" and "shit"
  • fuck this shit
  • what the fuck is this shit?
  • holy fucking shit
  • shit-eating motherfucker
  • fucked the shit out of bears
• reading over people's shoulders on public transit
• folding things into nine sections
• walks of shame
• wearing a sweatshirt without...

• post-dentist mouth freshness
• first day of unqualified health after a nasty cold
• sleeping in a bed that I just made

• I like to wear ties sometimes
• lots of colors
• threadless t-shirts
• impressive outer layers
• my glasses are blue

• howard
• caroline
• joe
• jed
• bethany

• I mean
• Idonno
• so
• okay

• "well, you know I wish someone would come invalidate my marriage. it's too bad we can't switch places"
• "I mean, if you got a sex change, then your marriage would be invalid in Pennsylvania."
• "why do I have to get the sex change? why can't your father ever do anything?"

• ian price
• alex goldsmith
• arjun
• that one unicyclist
• jewel
• bhushan
• jeff reimer
• dude in my german class
• andy rooney
• michael pollan
• james marsden
• anneli rufus
• new hukilau manager (current)

• hummus
• vegetable stock
• bread
• guacamole
• granola
• yogurt

• "we probably know someone"

--to our neighbor, going to report on a hacker convention

• "bristol palin's baby daddy"

--in response to "who is levi johnston?"

• "jesus christ vampire hunter"

--what movie should we buy in addition to grindhouse?

• "poor iceland"

--while discussing its economic collapse with Adam's parents

• cauliflower soup with red beet chips
• caramelized scallops with marble potatoes and radishes in a lemon vinaigrette
• cassoulet, duck confit, leek bread pudding
• cheese course
• chocolate mousse, theo's coffee chocolate

plus

• tooter, dan, adam

• oxford comma -- vampire weekend ("who gives a fuck about barack obama?")
• umbrella -- postal service ("you can turn the city upside down, barack obama, but it won't keep you dry")

• lista walking in front of the car throwing pebbles in front of her
• "does she suck his penis?" he wondered
• conversation with the dial / rain of vomit
• last page of chapter at the play ("his scalpel, his Torah pointer, the universe, blackness.")
• 613 sadnesses of brod d.

• video games
• competitive eating
• walt whitman
• big lebowski

• empire builder
• coast starlight
• carl sandburg
• wolverine
• ann rutledge

• mondays: chamber chorus (5:30 pm)
• tuesdays: listening to savage lovecast
• wednesdays: donuts (3:30 pm)
• thursdays: nothing (soon to be 30 rock)
• fridays: sleep

• wearing a bicycle helmet
• flossing daily
• washing hands after using restroom
• taking a multivitamin

• whole wheat toast with peanut butter, honey, cinnamon and coarse salt
• toast with apples, honey and extra sharp cheddar cheese
• chewy oatmeal with bananas, walnuts, maple syrup and a little granola, with cold milk
• a split baguette with a fried egg on top
• eggs and sweet potato home fries
• rice porridge with scallions, walnuts, maple syrup and soy sauce
• an english muffin with apple butter

• end of chapter 8 of a prayer for owen meany
• end of brokeback mountain
• part of 1984 with rats
• more than two minutes of requiem for a dream
• dorothea lange photography
• radiohead's how to disappear completely

• "I hope it's stillborn."
• "maybe she's so unhappy because she's a beard."
• "so apparently I was saying such objectionable things about this homeless woman on the subway that someone felt compelled to give her food out of pity. I was happy, because she got a meal and I didn't have to give it to her."
• "I also made one of my shitty students cry when I read out loud the log I’ve been keeping of his ridic...

• kerri strug's 1996 olympics vault

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFn47a_Ny...

• bridge over troubled water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXF5lVpN1...

• dan savage's eulogy of his mother

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Savag...

• more cushion for the pushin'
• stupider than Jupiter
• I'm down with that
• bros before hos
• batshit crazy
• [x] and [y] go together like ice cream and an onion

• the world according to garp
• snow in august
• extremely loud and incredibly close
• brave new world

definitely

• john lennon
• sufjan stevens
• prince (even though he is an asshole)
• jimi hendrix

and maybe

• stevie wonder
• brian eno

• exacerbate
• disarticulated
• pestilential
• lasciviousness
• inconsolable
• meander
• demagoguery
• conflate
• convolve
• concatenate
• concordant
• commensurate
• coalesce
• ichor
• shiksa
• monotreme
• exhale
• kakistocracy
• incontinent
• echolocation
• ovipositor
• fungible
• presbyterian
• ptomaine
• sacrosanct
• shibboleth
• sabbath
• illiquid
• anemometer
• cloture
• arbiter
• cypriot
• germane
• pursuant
• prefigured
• usury
• prurient
• stupidly
• transubstantiation
• shorebirds
• recidivism
• portmanteau
• acr...

• flatland
• the unabridged pocketbook of lightning
• hat with the flag of switzerland on it

(I have his earwarmers, though, so we're even)

• kenneth the page from 30 rock
• sufjan and marzuki stevens
• lukas podolski
• mark wahlberg (c. 1991)
• prince caspian
• russ tamblyn (c. 1961)
• raphael barker
• halle berry
• shakira
• heidi klum
• paula radcliffe
• judi dench

• chocolate fountains
• farmers' markets
• moving sidewalks
• drive-in movies
• using iambic pentameter in everyday speech
• gmail
• four syllable phrases
• jägermeister
• bike lanes
• sandal weather
• corduroy
• argyle socks
• my handwriting
• double- and triple-tonguing
• putting "and" between multiple consecutive hyphenated words
• garbage disposals
• grocery lists
• showering when I didn't shower the day before
• semicolons
• North Dakota state quart...