Namjoon had never met Taehyung, and after he does, he doesn't know how to recover.

Kim Taehyung is a hitman. Kim Namjoon is a better hitman. Taehyung has always been drawn to things that scare him.

Namjoon is stuck in two dead-end jobs, and one of them is teaching night school to high school dropouts.

Taehyung is a new student.

Namjoon is a yoga instructor. Taehyung is a horny disaster.

“I’m taehyung. and you are?”

the boy blinks again. he seems to do that a lot, taehyung notes. odd.

odd, odd, odd.

“grateful.” the boy grins, and it’s full of honey, sweet and sure and sugary. “but you can call me namjoon."

Kim Namjoon - scientist, 90% leg, and possessor of perfect hair - chances upon a strange town where reality isn't fixed, the sun doesn't rise, and Kim Taehyung, the town's radio host, is the loveliest thing he's ever seen.

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