• If I were a month, I would be October.
      • If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
      • If I were a time of day, I would be 10 PM
      • If I were a planet, I would be in a galaxy far, far away.
      • If I were a sea creature, I would be a siren.
      • If I were a city, I would be Austin, TX.
      • If I were a direction, I would be down South.
      • If I were a mythological creature, the kraken.
      • If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a elegant black on black fainting couch.
      • If I were a sin, I would be gluttoney.
      • If I were a historical figure, I would be a working class woman storming a palace in Europe.
      • If I were a liquid, I would be orange blossom water.
      • If I were a stone, I would be Agate.
      • If I were a tree, I would be a Japanese red maple.
      • If I were a bird, I would be a Cardinal.
      • If I were a flower, I would be a Poppy.
      • If I were a tool, I would be a hammer.
      • If I were an article of clothing I would be a _ high waisted pencil skirt._
      • If I were a kind of weather, I would be a lightening storm.
      • If I were a musical instrument, I would be an accordion.
      • If I were an animal, I would be an wolf.
      • If I were a color, I would be Scarlet.
      • If I were a vegetable, I would be a tomato.
      • If I were a fruit, I would be a raspberry.
      • If I were a sound, I would be a the sound of hard wind whipping your ear.
      • If I were a vehicle, I would be a old model American car from the 40's or 50's.
      • If I were a song, I would be "Away with Murder"-Camera Obscura
      • If I were a movie, I would be a heart breaking holocaust movie that leaves you feeling grateful after you get up and walk away from the experience.
      • If I were a book, I would be a crazy tale no one would think was totally true.
      • If I were a food, I would be Udon noodles.
      • If I were an alcoholic beverage, I would be Vodka, I sneak up on you if you are not paying attention.
      • If I were place, I would be a misty, moss covered piece of forest up north.
      • If I were an ice cream flavor, pistachio.
      • If I were a material, I would be paper.
      • If I were a taste, I would be umami, not easily describable.
      • If I were a scent, I would be clove.
      • If I were a religion, I wouldn't be one.
      • If I were a word, I would be Undecipherable.
      • If I were an object, I would be an double ended candle.
      • If I were a body part, I would be curvy hips.
      • If I were a facial expression, I would be a stoic expression.
      • If I were a subject in school, I would be home economics.
      • If I were a cartoon character, I would be Garfield.
      • If I were a pair of shoes, I would be a pair of platform sparkly or crystal covered high heels.
      • If I were a shape, I would be a hexagon.
      • If I were a number, I would be 28.
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