- If I were a month, I would be November.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be lazy Sunday mornings spent with my mom.
- If I were a time of the day, I would be 9:00am.
- If I were a planet, I would be untouched by mankind.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a sea otter.
- If I were a direction, I would be left.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a messy desk.
- If I were a sin, I would be wrath.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Mark Twain.
- If I were a liquid, I would be chocolate milk.
- If I were a stone, I would be sitting along the edge of the road.
- If I were a tree, I would be the Whomping Willow.
- If I were a bird, I would be a cardinal.
- If I were a tool, I would be a tape measure.
- If I were a flower, I would be Diascia.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunderstorm on a Saturday morning. You can stay in bed for just a little longer, if you'd like.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a violin.
- If I were an animal, I would be a tiger. When I was 4, I wanted to be a tiger when I grew up.
- If I were a color, I would be orange.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be a buttery cob of corn!
- If I were a sound, I would be the sound of wind rustling through tall grass.
- If I were an element, I would be Carbon.
- If I were a car, I would be a practical, fuel efficient family sedan. Probably white, or maybe sand colored.
- If I were a song, I would be The Boy Who Destroyed the World by AFI. Ignoring the fact that I'm not a boy.
- If I were a movie, I would be low budget.
- If I were a book, I'd be filled with colorful illustrations.
- If I were food, I would be dinosaur shaped mac n' cheese.
- If I were a place, I would be the Middle-of-Nowhere.
- If I were a material, I would be cotton.
- If I were a taste, I would be salty.
- If I were a scent, I would be the scent of the dryer "exhaust" escaping through the vent to the outside on a cold and snowy morning.
- If I were a religion, people would try to prove I don't exist.
- If I were a word, I would not have the letter T in me.
- If I were a an object, I would be a coffee cup.
- If I were a body part, I would be the arms.
- If I were a facial expression, I would be a small smile and blushing.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be children's literature.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Flapjack.
- If I were a shape, I would be a square.
- If I were a number, I would be Three.
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