- "Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." 
- "Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time." 
- "Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. " 
- "Come on, Lindsay. We've had some great times. 
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    - "Hey, who wants to take me to the hospital?" 
- "O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? 
    
 Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth."