- What do you call a sphere of idiots - earth
- Palindrome - No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
- Exodus 3:5 - Do not come any closer
- hey gurl are you china because i'm china get the hell away from you
- 'it's like making love in a canoe' 'so it's good?' 'no it's fucking close to water'
- What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? - Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
- Bruce Willis is probably just going to keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
aug 6 2014 ∞
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