For the record, just because this is strictly creative does not mean it will be gentle or nice for the person about to be broken up with.
- Spell it out on a pizza with M&Ms
- Shave it in a hairy person's back
- In the sky!
- Banners
- Smoke
- Giant blimp
- Do it on national television [that would suck for the person, though, and who knows, another internet meme bigger than Kanye's "Imma Let You Finish" might surface overnight]
- Become famous, write a song, and "dedicate" it to them
- Billboards, anyone?
- Post it on MLIA or FML and give them the link to read it
- Shout it through a megaphone at a stadium
- Scrolling marquee glasses; wear it around them
- Write the words in shaving cream on their mirrors
- Get them to go on a scavenger hunt and with every object they find, explain bits and pieces of why you're breaking up with them
sep 20 2009 ∞
jan 5 2010 +