For the record, just because this is strictly creative does not mean it will be gentle or nice for the person about to be broken up with.

  • Spell it out on a pizza with M&Ms
  • Shave it in a hairy person's back
  • In the sky!
    • Banners
    • Smoke
    • Giant blimp
  • Do it on national television [that would suck for the person, though, and who knows, another internet meme bigger than Kanye's "Imma Let You Finish" might surface overnight]
  • Become famous, write a song, and "dedicate" it to them
  • Billboards, anyone?
  • Post it on MLIA or FML and give them the link to read it
  • Shout it through a megaphone at a stadium
  • Scrolling marquee glasses; wear it around them
  • Write the words in shaving cream on their mirrors
  • Get them to go on a scavenger hunt and with every object they find, explain bits and pieces of why you're breaking up with them
sep 20 2009 ∞
jan 5 2010 +