For the record, just because this is strictly creative does not mean it will be gentle or nice for the person about to be broken up with.
  
    - Spell it out on a pizza with M&Ms 
- Shave it in a hairy person's back 
- In the sky!
      
        - Banners 
- Smoke 
- Giant blimp 
 
- Do it on national television [that would suck for the person, though, and who knows, another internet meme bigger than Kanye's "Imma Let You Finish" might surface overnight] 
- Become famous, write a song, and "dedicate" it to them 
- Billboards, anyone? 
- Post it on MLIA or FML and give them the link to read it 
- Shout it through a megaphone at a stadium 
- Scrolling marquee glasses; wear it around them 
- Write the words in shaving cream on their mirrors 
- Get them to go on a scavenger hunt and with every object they find, explain bits and pieces of why you're breaking up with them 
         sep 20 2009 ∞
 jan 5 2010 +