if someone could tell what they mean, that would really help...

• my step-dad tells me he bought me a pair of converse, but they turn out to be clown shoes. then my rooms turns into this disco, that creepy clown music comes on, and a little clown car comes out of my closet.
• i'm walking around HEB with some guy(i can't remember who) when i notice someone following us. as we turn into the frozen food aisle, i see that it's sam. she runs up to us, screams at me as if someone's coming after her with a chainsaw, turn around and walk away as if nothing happened.
• angela and i are at a park in austin. i see ian but he doesn't recognize me, which makes me super sad. he gives me his pipe to smoke and i proceed to freak the fudgemonkey out. i then spend the next half hour running around into creepy, abandoned, hoarders' houses. after i calm down, i see ian again, and he actually recognizes me.
• walking into history class(except my english teacher is teaching us), i see ashley(she was ashley, but she wasn't, you know?), who doesn't go to my school. teach is trying to teach us how to find people with math. she walks out, leaving us with the assignment of drawing a flying dog. i get up to say hi to ashley when out of nowhere alex tackles me.
• so i'm stuck in this old victorian house that is right on a B E A utiful house living with a midget. i walk outside and i the longest line ever. i go to find out what's up and there's this hobo wearing hobo shorts and painted entirely white. the people are in line to give him a ticket so that he will pick up a live seagull and then throw it up in the air.