I've got too many books lying around that haven't been touched. I'll mark off these as I finish them (or give up, whichever comes sooner).

• American Gods by Neil Gaiman
• An Incident Involving a Human Body by Tim Rogers
  • Okay, so it needs to be published first
• The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World by Harlan Ellison
• Brave Story by Miyuki Miyabe
• The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Phillip K. Dick
• Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
• House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
• If on a winter's night a traveler by Italo Calvino
• John Dies at the End by David Wong
• Looking for Alaska by John Green
• Slaughter-House Five by Kurt Vonnegut
• The Stand by Stephen King