i don't think DNIs are all that helpful or effective, so most of these are not hard NOs, but keep them in mind

— we probably won't mesh if

• you're a minor. i don't want to talk to you
• you're mean and miserable. you know you don't have to be like that
• you're uncomfortable with suggestive/nsfw humor
  • i can tone it down for individual people, but don't ask me to completely change what makes me giggle
• you regularly engage with, and take seriously, fandom/shipping discourse
  • i technically lean pro-ship but don't consider myself part of any related "community". i don't ship incest or minor x adult, and i block those who do
• you spend a lot of time hating on my interests. come on, man
• you're deathly afraid of or hate bugs