i don't think DNIs are all that helpful or effective, so most of these are not hard NOs, but keep them in mind

• we probably won't mesh if
  • you're a minor. i don't want to talk to you
  • you're mean and miserable. you know you don't have to be like that
  • you're uncomfortable with suggestive/nsfw humor
    • i can tone it down for individual people, but don't ask me to completely change what makes me giggle
  • you regularly engage with, and take seriously, fandom/shipping discourse
    • i technically lean pro-ship but don't consider myself part of any related "community". i don't ship incest or minor x adult, and i block those who do
  • you spend a lot of time hating on my interests. come on, man
  • you're deathly afraid of or hate bugs