This year's celebrities are announced:

• Vicoria Coren Mitchell (Writer/Presenter)
  
• Natalie Sawyer (Sports Commentator/Presenter)
  
• Helen Flanagan (Model/Coronation Street Actress)
  
• Grace Blakeley (Journalist/Influencer)
  
• Becky Jane Brown (YouTuber/Influencer)
  
• Nicola Roberts (Girls Aloud Singer)
  
• Karen Brady (Entrepreneur)
  
• Evanna Lynch (Harry Potter Actress)
  
• Jennifer Ellison (Model/Brookside Actress)
  
• Amanda Holden (TV Personality)
  
• Michelle Trachtenberg (Buffy Actress)
  
• Mia Khalifa (Former Pornstar)
  

Day One: Celebrities meet each other for the first time. Celebrities from Croc Creek do not meet celebrities from Alligator Alley.

Croc Creek are taken by helicopter 10,000 feet above their camp to sky-dive. Victoria got through her dive, but vomited on ground level. Natalie was proud to have done it. Helen refused to do it at all and had to be escorted to camp. Grace followed suit and also refused to do it. She saw a weakness in the production crew and seized on it. Becky vomited basically on the same spot as Victoria, while Nicola vomited before she'd even got on the chopper. Cracking start. No bloody wonder Natalie was so proud to do it.

Alligator Alley are made to sail the river on their way to camp using kayaks, a compass and a map. Karen struggled with rowing, but truly tried her best and pulled her weight. Evanna and Jennifer performed well. Amanda too struggled, but certainly did not slack. Michelle on the other hand did not try as hard as the others and got carried somewhat, as did Mia. All in all, the team got to their camp in good time and managed to avoid any disasters.

Day Two: Croc Creek wake up fairly disheveled and still disturbed by all the disgusting nonsense that went on on day one. Nicola cracks a pretty unfunny joke about her own vomit. Nobody liked it.

Alligator Alley wake up in much higher spirits and surprisingly well rested. Jennifer delights the camp by giving them all a drive-by modeling class, teaching them to do different poses and techniques she's learned.

Now comes the time for them to earn their meals (they haven't eaten yet and those Croc Creek bellies are particularly empty). Each camp chooses two celebrities to go head-to-head against the other camp. Croc Creek choose Helen Flanagan and Natalie Sawyer. Alligator Alley choose Mia Khalifa and Jennifer Ellison.

Bush-Tucker Trial #1: The Mud-Wrestle

Both teams must wrestle in the mud head-to-head until only 1 team has a celebrity left standing. The winning tribe takes home a full meal for all camp as well as a random camp upgrade, whereas the losing team takes home a tin of spam.

First up is Helen vs Mia. Mia however doesn't want to get mud on her skin, so she forfeits, giving Helen a free win. Next, is Natalie vs Jennifer. Natalie has the larger body and Jennifer looks pretty intimidated. She doesn't like the prospect of having to defeat two starving women in a row, but before she has time to think, Natalie throws her down on her back. She smacks the back of her head against a wooden boundary and is knocked clean out. Croc Creek win 2-0. By the time Jennifer comes around she's pretty unimpressed with Mia's antics.

Croc Creek celebrate an unlikely win back at camp. Their dinner time meal will be burgers, fries and an assortment of sides with dip. They lick their lips in anticipation before heading off for their showers. A pet pen with chickens, ducks and an emu is built in their absence, the second of their two prizes. At the showers, Victoria takes off her bra to wash her boobs and give us an incredible view.

Back at Alligator Alley, the celebrities learn of Mia and Jennifer's unfortunate fate. They bring a tin of spam back with them to be eaten whenever they please. A little bummed out, but not too disappointed, they head off for their showers. Jennifer, having perked up a little, flashes her tits for the camera.

Croc Creek enjoy a feast in the evening, thanks to Helen and Natalie winning their trial. Grace cooks the meat herself, but Helen complains about it in the bush telegram. Alligator Alley tuck-in to their tin of spam. Michelle hated it and also took to the bush telecom to whine.

Day three:

Croc Creek awake with full bellies, but not yet the glad tidings of a harmonious camp. Grace goes to the bush telegraph to talk about her cooking duties the night before. She makes very unfunny comparisons between her cheeky food and a cheeky nandos. Its crap.

Alligator Alley wake up to the rumbles of hunger. What was a happy camp previously is one beginning to sour. Jennifer still nurses a concussion and Mia is attracting disdain for her selfishness and laziness. Amanda tries to boost spirits by singing, which works as all the other camp-mates join in.

Soon enough its time again to nominate some celebrities for a trial. This time its a one v one. Croc Creek nominates Becky, while Alligator Alley choose Evanna.

Bush-Tucker Trial #2: The Jerk off

Both celebrities must compete in a round of sexual activities with a volunteer. The quickest to make the man in the glory-hole cum each round wins. The first celebrity to 2 points wins.

In round 1, the celebrities are charged with the duty of giving a handjob to their mystery man. Becky takes one look at the cock waiting for her and refuses to get her hands dirty. Evanna began to very hesitantly stroke her man, but is awarded the first point when Becky chickens out.

In round 2, stakes are raised to perform a blowjob with a new man. Becky, feeling the pressure of needing to feed her camp and being 1-0 down, bravely throats the cock and begins her blowjob. Evanna, somewhat horror-struck by Becky's new-found appetite, cannot bring herself to get a taste of her cock. Becky is awarded the win by default. 1-1.

In round 3, we're at match point and the stakes are elevated again when two tables are brought out, each with a cock protruding upwards from the centre. This time, they must make love to the cocks with their pussies. Becky, with some real momentum, climbs aboard and begins to ride her cock. Her movements are stunted and slow. Evanna, digs deep, steps up to the table and rides her cock in cowgirl. She moves fluidly, bouncing on the cock like a pro. Her skills are enviable and she makes her man cum within minutes. Evanna takes the win 2-1. This time, Alligator Alley take the win. Becky takes a potato home as loser.

Becky wanders back to camp, bringing the unfortunate and demeaning news that she lost. The celebrities are disappointed, but not too disheartened given they ate so well the previous night. Together they head to the showers. Grace, taking a leaf out of Victoria's book, also decides to ditch the bra in front of cameras to show off more of her stunning young body.

At Alligator Alley, memories of last night's awful tin of spam are swept aside when Evanna declares the news that she out-fucked Croc Creek's Becky. Bouyant and excited for a pizza fiesta later in the evening, they head off for the showers. Nothing of any note happens here, but cameras linger on Karen, who washes timidly to herself, desperate for her to do anything of any note. She doesn't. While they are gone, their camp is stocked with a bonus prize of toilet roll. No more wiping with leaves!

When dinner time comes around, Helen decides she will be the one to cook the potato. She intends to boil it, but drops it on the fire by accident. Nobody seems to care that much. It wasn't going to be much of a meal anyway. To wind down the evening, Victoria shares some shocking revelations about her promiscuous and unfaithful approach to marriage with David Mitchell.

Celebrities at Alligator Alley receive their ingredients to make their pizzas. Karen, at last, emerges from her shell to cook for camp, though all three of the pizzas are crunchy and over-done. Mia can't believe she ruined the pizzas and chastises Karen's inability to cook, claiming nobody in camp wanted her to do it. Karen snaps back remarking that she at least wanted to do something for someone other than herself. Karen is branded selfish for wanting some of the limelight and playing up to cameras, but she retorts by pointing out the hypocrisy coming from Mia, the most selfish person she's ever met. It got ugly and spoiled everybody's evening.

Day Four:

Croc Creek wake up to their 4th day in the jungle very, very hungry. Nicola takes to the bush telegram to deliver a delightfully funny roast of Helen's inability to not cremate a potato. Alligator Alley arise to much worse feelings of anger and awkwardness. Mia makes light of the uncomfortable situation in such a way that eases the tensions in the camp admirably.

Time to earn some grub. Both camps are beginning to feel the effects of their lack of food, making today's trial an important one. Each camp must select 3 celebrities to compete. Croc Creek select Natalie, Grace and Nicola. Alligator Alley select Amanda, Michelle and Mia.

Bush-Tcuker Trial #3: Volleyball

The celebrities take part in an exhausting, but still very titillating match of volleyball. Plenty of shots of jiggling breasts and bouncing bum cheeks hit the air. Natalie and Nicola in particular create some unforgettably sexy scenes with their curvy and slim bodies. Grace focuses a little more on the game itself and carries the team. Amanda suffers a nipslip while jumping to make a return and Mia practically gives the cameras a lap-dance in her skimpy bikini. Michelle plays her heart out and is the stand-out performer in the whole challenge. Thanks to her abilities, Alligator Alley win the match 25-19.

Croc Creek go home with only a turnip to their name. Victoria, Helen and Becky are gutted. Taking to the showers, Victoria puts on another sexy display, but the mood is pretty glum. Alligator alley however return triumphant once again. They'll be eating sushi later tonight. With the team in the showers together, Mia experiments with a kiss on Amanda's lips. Amanda seemed to like it, but the rest of the camp think that she's taking more and more risks. When they returned back to camp, they found a crate of weights, balls and other gym equipment waiting for them as their bonus prize.

At dinner, Nicola, having been on the failing team, takes it upon herself to mash the turnip. Sadly, she does no better than Helen with her potato, as while applying some elbow grease, she spills the turnip's innards on to the floor. That'll be no meals in two days. Victoria attempts to make light of the spillage, but only annoys the rest of camp. Its a tense, unhappy atmosphere in there.

In Alligator Alley Jennifer gives the winning team the night off to prepare the sushi herself. She does a brilliant job much to her camp-mates relief and appreciation. Amanda mocks the losing team while they devour their delicious meal. Got to be honest, its savage and surprisingly amusing.

Day Five:

Celebrities wake up to their final day as separate camps. At Croc Creek, sadness and fatigue mingle in the air like a glum cover of rain-cloud. Nicola tries to brighten things up in a personal chat with Helen, complimenting her enormous bust, which causes Helen to blush with pride.

At Alligator Alley, there is a hint of regret over the impending merge. They're enjoyed a winning streak in the trials and are starting to enjoy each others' company. Amanda is so moved by this, she takes to the bush telecom to voice her dread over expanding the size of the camp and actually breaks down in tears. What a freak.

As has always been the case, celebrities spend their mornings deciding who to send to the BTT. Croc Creek haven't eaten in two days now. They select Victoria. Alligator Alley give the chance to Karen.

Bush-Tucker Trial #4: Strip-Search

In this trial, competing celebrities will strip one another and attempt to guess body measurements. They will be blind-folded, therefore having to use their hands to see. Closest guesses will separate incorrect answers where possible.

In the first round, Victoria and Karen strip down to their bras and underwear to estimate the slimness of one another's waist. Victoria and Karen have their hands all over each other trying to size up what they're feeling. Victoria is staggered by how slim Karen is under those clothes and suggests 24 inches. Karen believes she is more slim than Victoria and guesses 26. In reality, Victoria has a 27 inch waist and Karen has a 25 inch waist, making both celebrities just 1 inch off being correct. Both celebrities get a point.

In round 2, the pants come off and Victoria and Karen rub their hands over each other's bare cheeks in search of a hip measurement. Victoria seems to think Karen has only a moderately wider measurement of 29 inches. Karen doesn't think Victoria is anywhere near as flat, throwing a 43 inch figure out. In reality, both women share the same 37 inch measurement, making Karen closer. She takes a 2-1 lead for Alligator Alley.

In round 3, both celebrities take off the bras, leaving them completely naked and showing us their beautiful breasts. Victoria and Karen grope each other's boobs as they have done in each round thus far in search of a cup-size. Victoria thinks Karen might be as large as a G-cup (dafuq), Karen pins Victoria as an F-cup. In reality, Victoria is indeed an F-cup and Karen is only a C-cup. Karen wins 3-1 and Croc Creek are condemned to another period of starvation.

Victoria drags herself home with the consolation prize of an egg. The camp is devastated. Dragging themselves to the showers, Victoria gives a heartfelt apology to Grace, which becomes a kiss on the lips, which evolves into a snog. Celebrities at Alligator Alley are so used to winning by now that Karen's victorious return is applauded with bullish, yet playful conceit. In the showers, Karen, on an utter high and with her inhibitions removed, flashes her boobs again. She's practically been naked all morning. While they are out, a camper van with two higher quality beds is installed into their camp.

In the evening, there is a strong desire throughout Croc Creek to get the most out of their egg. They decide to scramble it with hot water and Becky elects to cook. It turns out to be a wise decision and Becky is able to squeeze out impressive rations to share with all 5 of her camp-mates. Grace however wasn't keen on the meal and let her bad mood bring down the rest of the camp, causing Nicola to snap. She calls Grace an unhelpful downer.

Meanwhile, over in Alligator Alley, ingredients for burgers arrive to a jubilant camp. Evanna takes it upon herself to cook the meat and assemble the burgers to everyone's wishes. She nails it and everyone enjoys a fantastic meal. Afterwards, Evanna takes to the bush telegram to complain about not getting to cook on previous nights.

Both camps go to bed for the final time as separate entities. Just before Alligator Alley settle down for the night, they receive the news that their camp will, as the more built-up, will host the members of Croc Creek in the morning.

Day six:

Celebrities in Croc Creek arise with a mission on their mind; they have to pack up and leave. They're starved, agitated and nervous for the days ahead. Nicola takes to the bush telegram to speak about her feelings and breaks down into tears. The stress is starting to get to her.

At Alligator Alley, the camp-mates prepare their camp for the arrival of six others. While re-arranging their camp, Karen feels Evanna's wrath in a minor disagreement about where to allocate spaces for newcomers. She loses her cool and calls Karen an old bat under her breath, but everyone hears it. Seems like the jungle is getting to her more than she's been letting on.

Eventually, the celebrities from Croc Creek arrive at the camp and finally the twelve-person team is whole. From now on, BTTs will be decided by public vote (2d6 with both ent&pop mods). There are two roofed beds, six flat-beds and four extra hammocks in the camp. The first thing the team does is decide who sleeps where. Becky and Karen take the camper together. Jennifer, Michelle, Helen and Nicola draw the short straws and end up in the hammocks. Evanna tries to impress her new camp-mates, but makes an awful joke comparing the camp to a prison. One or two pity laugh.

Next come the results of the public vote-in: Victoria 19, Natalie 9, Helen 12, Grace 10, Becky 7, Nicola 12, Karen 6, Evanna 8, Jennifer 4, Amanda 12, Michelle 10, Mia 11 The trial will be done by Victoria.

Bush-Tucker Trial #5: The Pole Dance

In this trial, Victoria must put her athleticism and co-ordination through the ultimate test. First, she changes into a burlesque outfit and enters a dim, red-tinted capsule. Inside is a pole and 12 stars fixed to both the pole itself and the walls of the capsule. Victoria, using just the heels of her shoes, must detach the stars and drop them to the floor. Her hands must remain on the pole for the duration of the challenge, or she forfeits all meals. A 5 minute timer will begin when she's ready.

When she gives the all-clear, the trial begins. Victoria finds it challenging to contort her legs into the positions necessary to get stars off the pole. She soon abandons the stars closest to her and targets the stars at knee-height on the walls. She quickly gets 3 off, but has lost nearly half of her time. Eventually, she is able to reach 2 more stars higher up the walls, but only after making another futile attempt at dislodging the stars higher on the pole.

Victoria's trial is practically ruined for her when, while stretching in an awkward position, her corset bursts off, leaving her rather exposed to the cameras. In a fumble, she's unable to get anymore stars and the klaxon signals the end of the trial. 5 stars.

When Victoria returns to camp, she is politely congratulated for trying her best. 5 stars isn't terrible and it'll be as well as some celebrities have eaten in days. They head-off to shower. In a somewhat playful manner, Evanna gropes becky's boobs and bum, reminding her of the challenge they shared days ago.

Starting today, celebrities also have the chance to bag themselves small luxuries by taking on the Community Chest Challenge every two days. Natalie and Amanda decide to give it a go together. They are asked a question about Michelle's role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but neither of them have watched the show and guess that her character's name was Nancy. They get it wrong and go home empty handed.

When dinner time arrives, they discover they're eating Salmon. Grace volunteers to cook, but hands her camp-mates severely under-cooked meat. Its a positively ghastly meal. Nicola saves her scorn for the bush telegram, thoroughly roasting Grace's lack of talent, renaming her Dis-Grace. Heh!

Day seven:

The camp wakes up for the first time as a group of 12. The dynamics are fractured and ever-evolving. Jennifer talks to many of her camp-mates about some of her experiences before her life as a model. Her modest beginnings make for a sweet anecdote.

The morning brings with it the results of the public vote for today's BTT. Victoria 18, Natalie 7, Helen 5, Grace 11, Becky 13, Nicola 11, Karen 9, Evanna 11, Jennifer 2, Amanda 15, Michelle 7, Mia 17. Its Victoria again, but this time, as a double-act with Mia.

Bush-Tucker Trial #6: Food-Play

For this trial, Victoria and Mia will take turns being strapped to a table and fitted with lingerie. Six star stickers will be pasted over certain body parts, which must be removed by the other celebrity, using only their tongue and teeth. Each celebrity will have 3 minutes.

During round 1, Mia is strapped to the table wearing a bra and panties. One star is pasted over her mouth. One on her foot. Another on her armpit. One on each nipple and a final sticker over her vagina. Victoria manages to remove the stars visible on Mia's skin and begins to attempt to take off Mia's bra, which proves a difficult and unpunctual endeavor. She gives up and removes Mia's panties. Victoria is able to remove the sticker over Mia's pussy just before the klaxon, which makes Mia moan with pleasure.

In round 2, Mia and Victoria swap places, as do three of the stickers. This time, one is on her neck, another is on her waist and the final sticker is on her inner-thigh. This time, its a disaster, as Mia's experienced tongue-work seems designed more around pleasuring Victoria rather than peeling off stickers. She climbs on top of the table and removes the sticker on Victoria's thigh, rubbing generously over her pussy all the while. She continues to tease her neck, boobs and crotch without at all committing to removing stickers. Victoria is thoroughly repulsed despite Mia's best efforts. She gets only the one star. Together they've achieved 5.

They return home and announce their results to the other camp-mates, who aren't too surprised given yesterday's performance. In the showers, Mia is still notably aroused and leaves her bikini top behind, showing off those stunning tits to her peers.

Starting today, celebrities will be given an in-camp task to perform every two days. Sometimes it will be a secret, sometimes it will include the whole camp. Today, Natalie is selected at random to become camp traitor. Her role will be to perform challenges without being discovered by any of her camp-mates. Her first mission is to kiss at least three of the others on the lips without raising suspicion.

She chooses her first target to be Jennifer, while Mia and Victoria are out at their trial. Natalie gives her a quick kiss while Jennifer is hard at work tidying the camp, it is disguised as a signal of appreciation, which she laughs off. Next, she kisses Grace, claiming it as an exercise of curiosity after she witnessed grace kissing Victoria in the showers days earlier.

Natalie tried to get Becky on her own, but backs out thinking she can find a more approachable target. She changes her focus on Karen, whom she speaks to about being the more senior members of the camp. A meaningful chat about being older women in the camp allows Natalie the opportunity to squeeze in a peck on the lips, which is also laughed off. Mission accomplished. In two days time, Natalie will have another mission to complete.

For dinner, the celebrities are sent a modest portion for the makings of nachos. Helen steps up to the literal plate and tries her hands at preparing a surprisingly complex dish. She makes some delicious nachos and the whole camp are heard humming in delight throughout the evening. For some reason, Mia throws a neg towards the chef. She says 'Considering you made them they're pretty good' with a smug smile on her face. It urks a lot of them.

Day eight:

The celebrities arise to mixed emotions. People are still getting used to one another. Amanda literally tells a knock-knock joke. It lands like a led balloon.

Morning time means the incoming results of the public vote in. They are as follows: Victoria 14, Natalie 14, Helen 7, Grace 13, Becky 13, Nicola 11, Karen 11, Evanna 15, Jennifer 13, Amanda 11, Michelle 11, Mia 17. It'll be Mia again.

Bush-Tucker Trial #7: Good Vibes

In this trial, Mia must be able to withstand twelve minutes of continuous stimulation increasing in intensity. As time goes on, the vibrations will be duplicated across her clit, her nipples and her arse.

During the first four minutes, Mia had a huge smile on her face as she had stripped completely naked and was laid across a table, similar to the one from the previous trial. Her arms and legs were tied down and she could not escape the sensations being applied directly over her clit. She was seemingly enjoying this trial openly.

After the fourth minute vibrations were also applied to her nipples and the intensity was increased, causing Mia's smile to fade into a gaping jaw that allowed for sighs and moans to escape on the regular. She was able to hold out however.

When 8 minutes had passed, the sensations spread once again, this time to her arse-hole. The ferocity was also upped to highest setting. By now Mia was beginning to squirm and spasm. Her orgasm was not far off. 10 minutes into the trial Mia came and squirted juice all over the contraptions wedged into her crotch. She shouted so loud she thought her camp-mates might have heard her, mistaking her wails for anguish. A job well done and a trial that gave her pleasure. Mia took home ten stars.

Bringing the fantastic news back to camp, the girls head off to the showers in renewed spirits. During this segment, Nicola delights the cameras with stunning shots of her tight, marble body in a skimpy bikini. She's a sight for sore eyes.

Today, Grace and Helen set-off into the jungle in search of the trivia at the heart of yet another CCC. This question is all about Natalie. The question asks, for which football team does Natalie support. Helen, having a slight background in football, knows that she supports Brentford. Finally the camp gets its first CCC correct. The reward they bring back to camp is a giant bag of marshmallows to roast over their camp-fire.

At dinner time, the celebrities are sent a stocky bag of chicken meat, beef meat, vegetables, sauces and rice to be made into a curry. Nicola takes a turn to cook and makes a terrific meal for everyone in camp. After enjoying that, the girls help themselves to marshmallows, which tickle the taste-buds. They haven't eaten this indulgently in over a week and there are even marshmallows left over for future nights. Amanda tells a knock-knock joke that references her awful knock-knock attempt in the morning. Everyone is in good enough spirits to laugh this time.

Day nine:

Celebrities wake with an unusual feeling; satisfaction. Lets see how long it lasts. Mia starts the day with an uncharacteristic quiet conversation about her porn-star past. She intrigues the camp, telling stories about how she stood up for vulnerable women forced into the industry. Its quite the endearing revelation. Perhaps she knows the public will soon be voting to save celebrities for elimination.

The results of today's public vote however, determines who will be doing the Bush-Tucker trial. They are as follows: Victoria 9, Natalie 9, Helen 12, Grace 13, Becky 6, Nicola 14, Karen 7, Evanna 13, Jennifer 9, Amanda 9, Michelle 7, Mia 13. Nicola will perform today's trial.

Bush-Tucker trial #8: Shots

This trial performs a similar role to the famous eating and drinking trials of the show's more tame history. This time however, Nicola will be consuming cum one way or another. There are four rounds of drinks.

Round 1, Nicola must down a pint of cum. She must drink it in one smooth motion and spill a minimal amount, within reason. This one she does well with only a drop or two landing on her gorgeous legs. That's three stars.

Round 2, Nicola must jerk a cock, ready to bust, into a glass and then drink the contents. The second she touches the shaft, it erupts and takes her by surprise. She is unable to catch most of the cum in the glass and huge streams sit wasted on the table. This one's a fail.

Round 3, Nicola must suck another cock into ejaculating straight down her throat. She wraps her sexy lips around the cock and gives the lucky man below the blowjob of a lifetime. She goes for a breath at the unfortunate moment he shoots his giant load. It misses her mouth and adds to the lake of spilled cum on the table. Another fail.

Round 4, Nicola must strip bare-naked and sit inside a tub filled to the brim with cum. When inside, she'll have 5 minutes to empty the tub of as much cum as possible, using the method of swallowing only. She must remove enough to make the red line around the tub visible. Watching Nicola strip completely naked is a dream come true and she lowers her god-like body into the tub. Her 5 minutes begins, but this is a mountain to climb. She takes mouth-loads of what she can, but is unable to swallow enough to win more stars. She fails and steps out dripping everywhere with thick loads of cum. She is sensational to behold and surely causes even more cum to be spilled on such a night. She finishes with just 3 stars.

She comes back to camp looking and smelling like a whore-house. She breaks the bad news, but the rest of the camp still have full bellies from last night, as does Nicola, who's swallowed gallons of cum earlier. In the showers, Evanna shows her tits in a playful mood.

Natalie is camp traitor, who needs to complete another challenge without raising suspicion. Today, she has to recruit another camp-mate and each must suck a pair of tits in camp. Natalie recruits Evanna after her display in the showers. Natalie decides to target Helen, who is notoriously proud of her boobs. Its a success, in a conversation about her impressive Helen's bust is, Natalie is able to convince her to remove the bra, where she's able to suck her nipples, an act camouflaged as a laugh. Helen is always delighted when her boobs get attention. Evanna targets Grace, who is sleeping deeply. Its another success. Evanna unties her bikini and sucks her tiny tits without waking her up.

For dinner, the celebrities they've been sent a minimal amount of ingredients to make barbecue ribs. Karen chooses to cook the three ribs they've been sent, but struggles and rather spoils the dish. Karen tries to soften the blow by making jokes at her own expense, but nobody can take their minds off the shitshow that was her dinner.

Day ten:

The camp wakes up knowing that tonight might be their final night in camp. Jennifer compliments Karen for getting through 10 days out in the jungle and she takes the comment in its kind nature.

Today heralds the final BTT decided by the public. Tomorrow they will vote instead to save their favourites from elimination. Here are the results: Victoria 10, Natalie 14, Helen 10, Grace 8, Becky 14, Nicola 7, Karen 12, Evanna 7, Jennifer 8, Amanda 12, Michelle 7, Mia 15. Its Mia's turn again, but this time, she'll have help from Natalie and Becky.

Bush-Tucker trial #9: Hard-Up

Each celebrity will have to perform a sexy dance/strip tease to a voyeur. If they can raise an erection from the voyeur, they win 4 stars. They will each have 3 minutes to perform. Mia goes first.

Round 1, Mia starts in her underwear, electing not to utilise any of the clothing made available for the trial. She begins to dance and is clearly no stranger to this kind of performance. Throughout the dance she does more than tease her body, flashing every part at different intervals. The voyeur's cock twitches at times, but somehow this lovely performance doesn't inspire a fully erect cock. Mia gave it a good shot and clearly had fun, but ultimately, she failed.

Round 2, Victoria steps up next to her own voyeur. She's stuffed her curvy body inside a delightful black cocktail dress and looks truly stunning. She too puts in a brave performance. She obviously isn't quite the seasoned veteran that Mia is, but she does a surprisingly thorough job, flashing those miraculous tits throughout. Natalie succeeds where Mia failed and the voyeur gets fully erect. That's 4 stars bagged.

Round 3, Becky shocks everyone by beginning the dance with no clothes on whatsoever. She's been brave, but the dance she attempts is strange and awkward. She's clearly not used to doing this. She has a delicious slim body, but seems shy about showing it off. Somehow, these elements combine to give the voyeur a rock-hard erection. Becky is absolutely delighted and seems to get some confidence. That's another 4 stars. The celebrities take home 8 stars.

The three go back to camp to reveal the news, which is greeted well. They run off to the showers in high spirits. Karen playfully washes Nicola's body to show off to the cameras.

Natalie is informed that the time has come to reveal her schemes to the camp. She declares that her and Evanna have been doing secret tasks in order to win a mysterious prize. For their successes, the celebrities are taken to a luxury spa out in the jungle. However, the catch is that the camp must choose 2 celebrities to miss out. The majority think that Grace and Michelle should stay behind. They both take it well and volunteer to stay at camp while the others have fun.

At the jungle spa, are two massage tables, a hot-tub and a chocolate fountain with strawberries. In the hot-tub, Karen gets friendly with Mia, to sounds of applause at hoots from their peers. They snog throughout the night and memories of their argument are a thing of the past. Amanda oils up her naked body and gives a nuru massage to an also naked Helen on the table. Jennifer too hops into the hot-tub and snogs the lips off Nicola, who seems happy to experiment. They're certainly enjoying possibly their last night together.

Back at camp, Grace and Michelle have a thoroughly boring time. They don't seem to be friends.

The camp reunites for dinner, where they receive plentiful bags of chicken drumsticks and onions. Karen gives cooking another go, attempting to fry them both. By this point, she's just not a good cook. They are extremely soggy and dripping with oil. Victoria compliments her efforts through gritted teeth.

Day eleven:

Its a nervous camp rising on this particular morning. One of them will be going home after their final supper. The tense atmosphere is unleashed into an argument when Becky gets in Evanna's when getting ready for the day. Evanna slips out the comment that she might get voted out and never get in her way again, which Becky reacts to, defending herself. Becky says 'you don't have to treat me like a bitch if I make a mistake'. Evanna replies 'I'll treat you like a bitch if you act like a bitch'. Everyone in camp hears the dispute and finds it very uncomfortable.

Time to decide who's doing the trial. Its up to the celebrities from now on. They decide its about time Michelle did one. She accepts the responsibility, but feels very uneasy about it.

Bush-Tucker trial #10: Slim Pickings

In this trial, Michelle must correctly match the stolen bra with the owner. Each camp-mate has had a bra taken from camp and donated for use in the trial. They all look similar in style and colour. Each correct pairing will earn a star and also the camp-mates underwear returned. Michelle will also have the opportunity to try on no more than 3 bras to determine which one is her size.

Michelle is absolutely brilliant at this task. She must have been eyeing up her camp-mates' tits. She also delights the camera, stripping topless to try on 3 different bras, just to make sure she had got her own correct. In actuality, she's managed to guess everybody's cup sizes correctly and matches every single bra to its rightful owner. She brings home a stunning 12 stars out of 12 and flashes her tits several times over to the cameras. A job well done.

The camp is utterly elated with the news. Its the camp's very first clean sweep. They go off to the showers jubilant. Michelle, with a smile chiseled to her gorgeous face, mops up more of the camera's attention, looking exquisite under the rush of the water.

Today also invites another opportunity for the camp to earn some extra treats. Mia and Amanda decide to team up to take on the CCC. The question, on this occasion, concerns Karen. It asks whether she is the oldest celebrity in camp. They guess no, thinking either Natalie or Amanda herself being the eldest, but they're wrong. Karen is 53, two years older than the next eldest, Amanda. They return to camp empty handed.

Time for dinner and tonight they're having a feast of shrimp, scallops, oysters, mussels and lobster. Grace decides to take on the load, but its a burden too heavy for her to carry. The lobster is cooked well, but the scallops and mussels are raw, which revolts some of the camp. Knowing its their last supper as a camp of 12, wholesome chit-chat spreads across the camp. Becky, in particular, talks openly about some of her experiences with anxiety growing up, especially considering her trichotillomania. She talks about how important and special it was for her to be able to perform the task yesterday and everyone is uplifted.

Now its time for the results of the vote-in. Lets see who's first to be kicked out the jungle. The celebrity with the fewest votes is out: Victoria 11, Natalie 8, Helen 14, Grace 13, Becky 10, Nicola 11, Karen 8, Evanna 11, Jennifer 16, Amanda 11, Michelle 9, Mia 10. Ties are separated by coin-flip. Its between Natalie and Karen. The first celebrity eliminated is; Natalie.

The camp is stunned. Natalie packs her bags and begins to dish out hugs and kisses. Evanna takes to the bush telegram to cry about it. She really liked her partner in crime and is gutted she's been kicked out.

• Vicoria Coren Mitchell (Writer/Presenter) Ent 8 Pop -1
• Natalie Sawyer (Sports Commentator/Presenter) Ent 5 Pop 3
• Helen Flanagan (Model/Coronation Street Actress) Ent 5 Pop 1
• Grace Blakeley (Journalist/Influencer) Ent 6 Pop 2
• Becky Jane Brown (YouTuber/Influencer) Ent 4 Pop 2
• Nicola Roberts (Girls Aloud Singer) Ent 12 Pop 1
• Karen Brady (Entrepreneur) Ent 6 Pop 2
• Evanna Lynch (Harry Potter Actress) Ent 5 Pop 1
• Jennifer Ellison (Model/Brookside Actress) Ent 4 Pop 7
• Amanda Holden (TV Personality) Ent 8 Pop -1
• Michelle Trachtenberg (Buffy Actress) Ent 5 Pop 3
• Mia Khalifa (Former Pornstar) Ent 12 Pop -3