• That's not My Name - the Ting Tings ("They call me hell! They call me Stacy. They call me her. They call me Jane."
• Fergalicious - Fergie. ("They always claim they know me, coming to me, call me 'Stacy.'")
• Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne.

• Mary Louise Parker
• Jenny Lewis
• Zooey Deschanel
• Anna Friel (Chuck from Pushing Daisies)
• Stella from Dirty Little Rabbits

• Quidditch
• Felix Felicis
• Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
• Dumbledore
• Hogwarts
  • Moving Staircases
  • Magical Portraits
  • Room of Requirement
• Nearly Headless Nick
• Magical portraits
• Marauder's Map
• Invisibility Cloak
• Spells
  • Lumos
  • Wingardium Leviosa
  • Accio
  • Episkey
  • Muffliato
  • Scourgify

• Make a tent in the living room on a rainy day and watch movies or read books.
• Take a random day off of school to do something fun, which will definitely include ice cream.
• Totally and completely surprise them with a Disneyworld trip, like wake them up one morning and hop on a plane without them knowing anything beforehand.
• Teach them healthy eating habits and never talk about weight in front of them.
• Pick out a dog.
• Let them dress themselves.
• Watch the Wizard of Oz on T.V. every year and have a milkshake while watching it. Preferably a Shamrock Shake.
• Show them how to grow plants.
• Teach them how to play GOLF
• Teach them how to understand football

I'm not saying these are the healthiest relationships. Maybe some of them are, but some of them are just the sexiest or the wittiest or the cutest. You can decide which is which.

• Spike and Buffy.
• Ed and Carol Vessey before they got together =P
• Han and Leia
• Buttercup and Westley
• Ron and Hermione
• Sawyer and Juliet
• Jack and Ennis
• Sookie and Bill
• Indy and Marion (minus that last abomination)
• Jay and Daisy

• Always feel a little bit bad about killing spiders in the house.
• Laugh in my sleep.
• Like lists a lot.
• Have given myself a concussion by falling down the basement stairs and made the bone pop out of my big toe skin by falling down the other stairs.
• Haven't eaten for a week at a time.
• Don't really care for underwear.
• Am all about Experiences. Capital E.
• Like to pick at things and pop things and peel things.
• Have been having very vibrant dreams lately
• Am a bit self-absorbed

Been To:

• Wrigley - Cubs
• Miller Park - Brewers
• Metrodome - Twins
• Yankee Stadium (old) - Yankees
• Citizens Bank Park - Phillies
• Dodger Stadium - Dodgers

To Go To:

• Arizona Diamondbacks - Chase Field
• Atlanta Braves - Turner Field
• Baltimore Orioles - Oriole Park at Camden Yards
• BoSox - Fenway
• White Sox - U.S. Cellular Field
• Cincy Reds - Great American Ball Park
• Cleveland Indians - Progressive Field
• Colorado Rockies - Coors Field
• Detroit Tigers - Comerica Park
• Florida Marlins - Dolphin Stadium
• Houston Astros - Minute Maid Park

• The Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice
• Shaun's cricket bat from Shaun of the Dead
• Tippi Hedren's green suit from The Birds
• The phone booth from Bill & Ted
• The razor(s) from Sweeney Todd

• Ronnie Vannucci
• Kelly Clarkson
• Jemaine Clement
• Lily Allen
• Shaq
• Neil Patrick Harris
• Steve Carell
• Harrison Ford
• Tina Fey
• Dave Grohl
• Jenna Fischer
• Diablo Cody
• Sarah Vowell
• Amy Poehler
• Jack Black
• Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton
• Seth MacFarlane

Actors

• Simon Pegg
• Johnny Depp
• Daniel Day Lewis
• Bill Nighy
• Alan Rickman
• Josh Brolin
• Christian Bale
• Jimmy Stewart
• Humphrey Bogart
• Clark Gable

Actresses

• Kate Winslet
• Cate Blanchett
• Zooey Deschanel
• Anne Hathaway, except... Bride Wars? Really?! But so great in Brokeback.

• A
• Being Cold
• C
• 
  Day at work after you get back from vacation
• E
• F
• G
• Headaches
• Inflexible people. Not physically inflexible.
• Jell-O
• K
• Lack of confidence
• Megan Hauserman
• N

• When You Are Engulfed in Flames, David Sedaris
• The Hunger Games, Susanna Collins
• A Great and Terrible Beauty, Libba Bray
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello
• The Truth About Diamonds, Nicole Richie
• Dead Until Dark, Charlaine Harris
• The Graveyard Book, Neil Gaiman
• American Gods, Neil Gaiman
• The Secret of Lost Things, Sheridan Hay
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (again)
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (again)
• Living Dead in Dallas, Charlaine Harris
• Club Dead, Charlaine Harris
• Dead to the World, Charlaine Harris
• The rest of the Southern Vampire Mysterie...

• Plain black pumps
• Cardis in various colors
• Skinny brown belt and skinny black belt
• Thick black belt
• A perfectly fitted white button-down
• More H&M ribbed tanks.
• New running shoes
• New running socks
• Corduroy Blazer

• Citizen Kane 1941
• Casablanca 1942
• The Godfather 1972
• Gone with the Wind 1939
• Lawrence of Arabia 1962
• The Wizard of Oz 1939
• The Graduate 1967
• On the Waterfront 1954
• Schindler's List 1993
• Singin' in the Rain 1952
• It's a Wonderful Life 1946
• Sunset Boulevard 1950
• The Bridge on the River Kwai 1957
• Some Like It Hot 1959
• Star Wars 1977
• All About Eve 1950
• The African Queen 1951
• Psycho 1960
• Chinatown 1974
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975
• The Grapes of Wrath 1940

• Tony Stark
• Jim Halpert
• Sawyer
• Indiana Jones
• Mutt Williams
• Bill from True Blood
• Spike
• Billy Costigan, Jr.
• Tristan Ludlow
• Dean Winchester
• John Smith
• Jason Bourne
• Danny Ocean
• Ted Mosby
• Westley
• James Bond (the Daniel Craig version)
• Luke Brandon
• Han Solo
• Eric from True Blood
• The fictional John Dillinger from Public Enemies

• Night Court ;)
• Fraggle Rock
• The Muppet Show
• Sesame Street

• Altoid tin book: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php...
• Advanced Potions Book: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php...

• Those ASPCA commercials with Sarah McLachlan
• When Shawn Johnson won Dancing with the Stars
• The first 15 minutes of Up
• The "Let's Go Fly a Kite" scene in Mary Poppins
• Bohemian Rhapsody. Long story. It's Glee's fault.

• You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to, and ESPECIALLY by the type of music they have sex to.
• There's no use in freaking out about things you have no control over.
• Cunt is one of the ugliest words ever.
• God did not create nature and life and the world so we could waste our lives sitting on our asses at a desk all day.
• Unless you are differentiating yourself from someone with the same name, using your middle initial is pretentious.
• People who don't like dogs (without having a bad experience like an attack or something) are secretly not very nice people.

• Mark! The Herald Angels Sing.
• Marco Polo
• Marc Summers
• Marc Chagall
• TradeMark
• Karl Mark...s
• Magic Mark...er
• Maker's Mark
• Mark Cohn of "Walking in Memphis" fame
• This little piggy went to Mark-et
• Mark-ette University
• Markansas
• TexMarkana
• Markedly Different
• Markhail Gorbachev
• Markgruff the Crime Dog
• Markiavelli
• MarkDonalds
• I lost my fucking bumper due to a downed power line in AlaMarkBama
• Markwing Duck

• Starbucks
• Sephora
• Anthropologie
• Barnes and Noble

• Paul
• Courtney
• Lisa
• Mark (sure to piss people off)
• My mom
• My dad
• Mike C.
• John Lennon
• Paul McCartney
• George Harrison
• Ringo Starr
• Brandon Flowers
• Ronnie Vannucci
• Trent Reznor
• Jimmy Buffett
• Bret Michaels
• Jemaine Clement
• Jim Morrison
• Janis Joplin
• Rivers Cuomo
• Courtney Love

• Rock of Love/Rock of Love Bus
• Dancing with the Stars
• Snackwells vanilla creme cookies
• The Waveland Cafe
• Graham's malts
• Canteens
• MakeupAlley.com
• Snookie's

• Benefit Coralina blush
• Philosophy 3-in-1: Red Licorice
• Philosophy 3-in-1: Cinnamon Hot Dots
• Philosophy 3-in-1: Root Beer
• Smashbox cream eyeliner in Picasso
• Kat Von D's Autograph Eyeliner in: Homie, Proud Peacock, Romantico, Turbo Lover
• Kat Von D's Painted Love l/s in Lolita and Misfit
• Kat Von D's e/s palette in Beethoven and Gypsy
• Benefit l/s: Skinny Dip, Swoonderful
• NARS blush - Angelika, Exhibit A, Gilda, Taos, Oasis
• Bobbi Brown Platinum Pink shimmerbrick
• Kat Von D e/s palette in Metal Orchestra

5ks

Half Marathons

• Des Moines Marathon - Oct. 18, 2009
• Disney Princesses Half Marathon - 2011

Marathons

• Maui Marathon (someday)
• Rock 'n' Roll Seattle (someday)
• Extraterrestrial Full Moon Midnight Marathon, Rachel, N.V. (someday)
• New Orleans Mardi Gras Marathon
• Easter Island Marathon
• San Francisco Marathon
• Walt Disney World Marathon

Other

• Dam-to-Dam - May 30, 2009
• Twilight Zone Tower Of Terror 13k, October 24, 2009
• Living History Farms Steeplechase

Horror

• 28 Days Later
• Alfred Hitchcock Collection
• American Psycho
• The Amityville Horror
• Beetlejuice
• The Birds
• Candyman
• Pumpkinhead II
• Clockwork Orange
• Cloverfield
• The Exorcist
• The Fog
• Boogeyman
• Halloween - the Rob Zombie version
• House of 1000 Corpses
• House on Haunted Hill
• Jaws
• The Legend of Hell House
• The Lost Boys
• The Man Who Knew Too Much

• Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
• Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë
• The Good Earth - Pearl S Buck
• The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
• The Hours - Michael Cunningham
• One Hundred Years Of Solitude - Gabriel García Márquez
• Gone with the Wind - Margaret Mitchell
• The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life - Laurie Notaro
• The Fountainhead – Ayn Rand
• The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
• Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut
• Driving with Dead People – Monica Holloway
• One Thousand White Women: the Journals of May Dodd – James Fergus
• The Lost – Daniel Mendelsohn
• Fat Girl: A True Story – Judith Moore
• East of Eden – John Steinbeck

• The Wallflowers at the Iowa State Fair, 1997
• The Wallflowers with opening act Everlast (wow) at the Orpheum in Minneapolis, 2000
• Dirty Little Rabbits and the Envy Corps, May 21, 2008
• Ringo and his All-Star Band, ninth grade
• Jimmy Buffett, a lot of times, but most recently July 2008
• The Goo Goo Dolls, Sugar Ray and Fastball at the Iowa State Fair, 1999
• Flobots, People’s, October 2008
• The Killers and the Envy Corps at the Val Air Ballroom, Spring 2007
• The Killers in Sioux City, Fall 2007
• The Blood Brothers, the Picador, Iowa City, 2007
• Index Case, Hairy Mary’s, Des Moines – 2003 (?)
• Bloc Party, Lollapalooza, August 2008

• 1. Get a tattoo (which means I have officially started the list, I guess)
• 2. Run a marathon
• 3. Publish a book
• 4. Get new cabinets and flooring in the kitchen
• 5. Do something cool with my wine corks
• 6. Have a baby
• 7. Buy one pair of insanely expensive shoes, preferably Louboutins.
• 8. Read at least three biographies.
• 9. Finish Starr and Fletcher's wedding quilt, for God's sake
• 10. Celebrate my half-birthday or un-birthday with a real party and a cake
• 11. Establish a decent savings account (at least $5,000 for emergencies)
• 12. Send completely random gifts to people who are special to me.
• 13. Start a Roth IRA or similar
• 14. Finish painting house exterior

• Chicago, Lollapalooza 2009 with Paul.
• Road trip from Des Moines to Sarasota with Paul and Courtney for Lisa's wedding, April 2009. This included an overnight stop in Nashville.
• Disneyworld - October 2008, Paul, Bridget and josh
• New York City and Sleepy Hollow - October 2008, Paul. Visited Matt and Mary.
• New York City - September, 2007. Went with Paul to visit Matt and Mary.
• Chicago - August, 2008. Lollapalooza with Courtney, Lisa and Paul.
• Chicago - July, 2008. Cubs game and Jimmy Buffett concert with Paul, parents, Overstreets, Aunt Lee Ann and Reeds.
• Boston and Providence - March, 2008, Courtney and Lisa. Visiting Kylie and Sam.
• The House on the Rock in Wisconsin - March, 2008, Courtney and Lisa.
• Disneyland and L.A. - February 2008, Paul...

• Mischief Managed
• You're a smelly pirate hooker
• How about a nice glass of shut the fuck up?
• Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• Bitch, please!
• Your Mom
• I Will cut a bitch
• Shut Your Whore Mouth
• Why Don't You Go Back to Your Home on Whore Island?
• Fuck a Duck

• People who use big words just to show off their vocabulary. You can tell because they use big words when the situation doesn't call for it.
• "For all intensive purposes"
• "Alls I need is..."
• People whose first reaction to an idea is all of the reasons it can't/shouldn't be done instead of trying to figure out how to make it work.

Girls

• Jude
• Ava, which I can no longer use because it's EVERYWHERE now.
• Harper
• Violet Louise
• Lily (too overused) Louise
• Willow Gray
• Bella (overused; THANKS Twilight)
• Olive/Olivia (ruined because my ex-boss' daughter's name is Olivia)
• Ivy
• Caroline

Boys

• Jack, but I can't use it because of our dog Jackson
• Henry Michael
• Charlie
• Oliver

Stolen from Alissa, cause her simple but awesome things were so perfect.

• Hitting a bunch of green lights in a row.
• That first hot shower after you haven't showered in a long time.
• A cold shower after a long run in 90% humidity and 95 degree heat.
• Finding $5 (or $20) in a coat the first time you wear it for a season.
• Clean sheets + shaved legs
• Saying something at the same time as one of your BFFs.
• When people get your obscure references.
• Surprise pancakes - when you wake up and your significant other is making them for you.
• When you try on your regular size pants/jeans in a store and they are definitely way too big... even if it's just vanity sizing.

• IKEA
• Trader Joe's
• Anthropologie
• Lush
• A free-standing MAC store
• H&M
• A Major League Baseball team

OK, so in reality I wouldn't do these things different because changing these things would change who I am today and who I married and who my best friends are, but hypothetically, if those things could stay the same and I could have changed these things, I would have.

• Not held people at arm's length in high school because I had pigeonholed myself
• Not had a boyfriend when I started college
• Would have taken the Disney internship my freshman year
• Wouldn't have taken the WFF internship my senior year. It would have been better to head down a career path more specific to my goals.
• Would have gone to my junior prom alone.
• Wouldn't have ditched Dawn the way I did.
• Would have gone out for cross country.

• Benefit Coralista Blush
• Step Brothers on Blu-Ray
• Hugo Boss sunglasses (I didn't actually buy these... my mom did)
• Smashbox Picasso eyeliner
• Benefit Erase Paste
• Benefit Thrrrob
• Kat Von D Ludwig palette
• J. Crew halter dress
• Forever 21 bubble hem dress
• Marc Jacobs heels
• Three new Victoria's Secret bras
• Stila Marrakesh eyeshadow palette
• Stila Minty Mint Lip Glaze
• Fred Flare yellow sunshine ruffle dress
• Kat Von D Beethoven and Gypsy palettes
• Three empty MAC palettes
• Beautiful Iris and Parfait Amour MAC eyeshadows
• Two Kindle books (the Truth About Diamonds, I'm so embarrassed, and The Graveyard ...

• No. 13 (will probably never see it because it's believed to be lost)
• Always Tell Your Wife (ditto; only two reels exist)
• The Pleasure Garden
• The Mountain Eagle (lost)
• The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog
• Downhill
• The Ring
• Easy Virtue
• The Farmer's Wife
• Champagne
• The Manxman
• Blackmail
• Juno and the Paycock
• Murder!
• Elstree Calling
• The Skin Game
• Mary
• Number Seventeen
• Rich and Strange

• Apple iPhone
• Books
• Coke... of the Diet variety
• Dachshunds
• Eyeshadow
• Frostys
• G
• H&M
• IKEA
• Jim Halpert
• Killers, The
• Lost
• Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
• N
• Obama
• Pegg, Simon
• Quick weekend trips
• Road Trips
• Snow Days
• Trader Joe's
• U

• Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life." - Gabriel García Márquez

• Hamlet 2
• Pineapple Express
• Cloverfield (again)
• Pi
• The Princess Bride
• The Queen
• This Film is Not Yet Rated
• Hancock
• Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane!
• James and the Giant Peach
• Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
• Shaun of the Dead
• Forgetting Sarah Marshall
• My Bloody Valentine 3-D
• Shampoo (well, most of it)
• Burn After Reading
• Fargo
• Stand By Me
• Grizzly Man
• Confessions of a Shopaholic

• Superstar, Sonic Youth (originally the Carpenters)
• I Will Survive, Cake (originally Donna Summer)
• Faith, Limp Bizkit (originally George Michael)
• I Just Don’t Know What to Do With Myself, The White Stripes (originally Dusty Springfield and Burt Bacarach
• My Humps, Alanis Morrisette (originally Black Eyed Peas)
• Bitches Ain't Shit, Ben Folds