• "--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man."
• "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love."
• "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
• "Time is making fools of us again."
• "Alas! Ear wax!"
• "Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."
• "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
• "Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the pa...

• Thalia
• Rose
• Vienna
• Clover
• Willow
• Daisy
• Bobby Jo
• Etta
• Brigitta
• Adelaide
• Loretta
• Juliette
• Betty Lou
• Vivian
• October (Tobi)
• Leisel
• Louisa

This is a scale of how each type of nerd relates to the next.

• book nerd
• history nerd
• government nerd
• math nerd
• science nerd
• computer nerd
• videogame nerd

They're stupid.

• 1. Ravenclaw. They're smart, liked by almost everyone, and usually on the good side. They are the ones who are actually going to do something with they're lives. They've got Luna Lovegood:)
• 2. Slytherin. Although they may be slightly racist a-holes at times, and okay, most are on the bad side, they're pretty awesome. They're cunning (oohh!) and, besides Crabbe and Goyle, they're quite attractive. They've got Draco Malfoy:)
• 3. Gryffindor. This house is so overrated because it's the house that Harry Potter was in, but they still have they're bravery. Who doesn't look for chivalry in a man? They've got Ron Weasley:)
• 4. Hufflepuff. They say that they're hardworking and such (particularly good finders!) but let's face it: they're the leftovers. They're heart is in the right place though, because they're usually on the g...

• Andromeda
• Nymphadora
• Ginevra
• Luna
• Hermione
• Lavender
• Ariana
• Bellatrix
• Minerva
• Narcissa
• Parvarti
• Molly
• Lily
• Rose
• Victoire
• Cho
• Myrtle

• Elizabeth
• The Braids Girl
• I am a Bunny
• Little House on the Prairie
• The Never Forgotten Doll
• The Pokey Little Puppy
• You Are Special
• Corduroy
• Love You Forever
• The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat
• Farm Books
• On the Farm
• The Nutcracker
• The Six Kittens
• Eric Carle Books
• The Dumb Bunnies
• Clifford
• Amelia Bedelia
• Berenstain Bears
• Franklin
• Curious George

• Mittens
• Tiger Lily
• Smoky
• Potsy
• Minerva
• Boots
• Bitty
• Hermione
• Fluffy
• Mr. Flufflebuns
• Persia
• Stripey
• Mr. Super Ninja Claws

Yeah, I made a list of cat names. Go ahead and judge me, but really you're just jealous.

• deep fried cheese curds
• stromboli rolls
• deep fried Oreo's
• elephant ears
• funnel cakes
• deep fried Snicker's
• deep fried anything

I will definitely gain several pounds during fair week.

• Bo
• Rye
• Will
• Matthew
• Emmett
• Waylon
• James
• Noah
• Percy
• Jonah
• Luke
• Oliver
• Ash

Yum:

• Cheddar
• Provolone
• Colby
• Marble
• Farmer's
• Mozzarella
• Mexican Blend

Yuck:

• Cottage
• Parmesan
• Bleu
• Moldy

• Sirius
• James
• Remus
• Neville
• Draco
• Lucius
• Severus
• Scorpius
• Hugo
• Cormac
• Cedric
• Fred
• Percy
• Charlie
• Ronald
• Teddy

• 4-H
• Cross Country
• FCS Board
• Camp
• Sew
• Square Dance
• Read Books
• Eat Marshmallows

• The Wizard of Oz
• Annie
• The Sound of Music
• A Very Potter Musical
• Grease
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Oklahoma

• Jellicoe Road (Melina Marchetta)
• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone(J. K. Rowling)
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (J. K. Rowling)
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (J. K. Rowling)
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (J. K. Rowling)
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (J. K. Rowling)
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (J. K. Rowling)
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (J. K. Rowling)
• Impossible (Nancy Werlin)
• Shatter Me (Tahereh Mafi)
• Unravel Me (Tahereh Mafi)
• The Summer I Turned Pretty (Jenny Han)
• It's Not Summer Without You (Jenny Han)
• We'll Always Have Summer (Jenny Han)

• The Farmer's Daughter, Rodney Atkins
• Fishin' in the Dark, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
• Walk Me Down the Middle, The Band Perry
• Speak Now, Taylor Swift
• Mary's Song, Taylor Swift
• Let It Be, The Beatles
• Rain is a Good Thing, Luke Bryan
• Don't Stop Believing, Journey
• Crazy, Patsy Cline
• Every Storm, Gary Allan
• Sparks Fly, Taylor Swift
• People Are Crazy, Billy Currington
• All Your Life, The Band Perry
• Stand By Your Man, Tammy Wynette
• Country Man, Luke Bryan
• Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue, Crystal Gayle
• You Ain't Woman Enough, Loretta Lynn
• Teardrops on My Guitar, Taylor Swift
• That's How Country Boys Roll, Billy Curri...

• Spontaneous
• Whimsical
• Etymology
• Sagacious
• Meretricious
• Mollycoddle
• Hyacinth
• Antidisestablishmentarianism
• Fantastic
• Expecto Patronum
• Brooke
• brook (both a noun and a verb!)

• yeah
• k
• yup
• cool
• kool
• btw
• 2
• brb (Who says that anymore?)
• ic
• nothing
• nmu (I really hate this one!)
• l8er
• g2g
• OR...use of improper spelling. Are you actually too lazy to spell it out?