• "Stop being yourself, there's people around.
  • Four legs, a tail-- I get the picture.
  • No, I just didn't want you walking in on me fucking a hooker.
  • why WOULDNT you want to smack your dick across that cute little face? (Jenna Coleman)
  • it's Minnesota, they're too repressed to act on their hatred. They'll just resent you... and act polite.
  • her husband would just stand there with gummy bear look, like "why did you stab me?" (In gummy bear voice)
  • she's gonna fuck the weird introverted feather-haired guy/I don't know why
  • we're all having fun / we're all drinking suds/ we're all getting laid / we call each other buds
  • that kind of stuff is like a vampire that sucks the fun out of life (on flax seed & wheat bran)
dec 25 2016 ∞
jun 3 2017 +