• castiel is having none of your heterosexism today, thanks ★★ 2.206 words

two hunters and a former angel walk into a diner in boystown, chicago during pride month and have a chat. misunderstandings and revelations ensue.

• last night on earth ★★ 3.437 words

“what did you two get up to?” sam asked, looking up at dean, trying to start the conversation.

“met an archangel, went to vegas, had to stop by bobby’s. nothing out of the ordinary,” dean said, half shrugging.

aka dean and cas get married in vegas and have to tell sam.

• dean „bisexual disaster“ winchester ★★ 4.812 words

dean winchester was as straight as they came. he could look at a girl and tell you their cup size. well, actually, he didn’t really know how cup sizes worked or anything of that sort-- if anything that would probably be something sam would be better at. at the very least, dean could look at a girl’s boobs and tell you if they were nice or not.

or

dean learns about the term "bisexual" from one of charlie's hookups and goes only mildly bat-shit crazy over it.

• come alive ★★ 7.712 words

dean comes back from Hell to find his body changed into one matching his gender identity.

• the curse of a hundred loves ★★★ 9.062 words

the one where dean has to come a hundred times. cas helps.

• blue walls ★ 22.443 words

they paint the walls blue for cas's eyes and everything is perfect. until everything isn't.

• find our way ★★★ 25.811 words

castiel is playing in his first NHL season when he meets dean, a model who has just broken into the industry.

• an exercise in „worthless“ ★★★ 26.547 words

wherein dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to gabriel's cafe. sam attends the local university. when gabe's cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at sam's university, dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma's coming to bite him in the ass because cas clearly has a thing for sam. no one would ever choose him over sam. that's just logic.

• the holiday ★★★ 30.315 words

castiel and sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. both find the experience highly...interesting.

• first gentleman wanted ★★★★ 31.546 words

president of the united states castiel novak is popular, charismatic, and knee-deep in campaigning for a second term. he’d be the ideal candidate if it weren’t for the fact that he hasn’t dated once while in political office. castiel’s staff decides to remedy the situation by finding their boss a fake, picture-perfect boyfriend. and when dean winchester enters the scene, he and cas become america’s new favorite couple, except they’ve got a whole lot of history between them and complicated feelings to resolve.

• the doves long journey to champaign ★★★★ 33.441 words

after four years of solitude on a remote island, dean’s been through hell. but he’s home, he’s healing, and he has a very special gift for a man he’s never met.

• professional couple only /stars 37.153 words

There’s a haunted building in vermont, and the ad says „professional couple only“. dean and cas rise to the occasion.

• your majesty ★★★★ 40.264 words

king castiel novak and his little brother prince jack have been the subject of threats for some time. though they resisted, their security insist it's time to get a personal, full-time bodyguard.

dean winchester hates royalty, he thinks it's antiquated and old-fashioned. but the job he's been offered is too good to turn down.

• the ship of dreams ★★★★ 40.281 words

“dean, they don’t let any men into the lifeboats,” cas told them with wide eyes and barely concealed panic in his voice. dean thought that that should have been obvious from the get go. the men on this ship were still very much chauvinistic, but in this case it was more like chivalrous, to save the women and children first.

“we’re gonna figure this out. i tell you we’re not gonna die, and so we’re not gonna die. neither of us,” he looked at his brother who didn’t look a trifle less terrified than cas. “we’re gonna make it up as we go. ain’t no iceberg gonna kill us."

• bet ★★★★★ 41.128 words

after getting employed as teachers by the same high school, dean and cas find themselves hiding their relationship in fear of unemployment. a few weeks pass, and they catch wind of an underground betting pool being run by one of their coworkers...the bet being whether or not the already-dating couple gets together. deciding to have a bit of fun of their own, the boys hatch a plan. how long will their charade last? and how will it all come to an end? place your bets now...

• feathers and freckles ★★★★★ 43.118 words

secret agent dean winchester really doesn't mind spending the holidays on the biggest job of his career. but, does it have to be with his biggest rival, castiel? and does he have to pretend to be the guy's husband?

• the least bad option ★★★★ 43.300 words

after an unexpected larping accident prevents charlie from acting as the fake bride to dean’s fake groom for an upcoming hunt, dean’s taken aback when sam informs him that he and castiel will step in and pose as the pretend couple. to complicate matters further for best-man dean, sam and castiel’s wedding has been relocated to a tropical destination on the other side of the world.

• don’t we all deserve to be happy? ★★★ 45.742 words

post-canon fix-it, divergent from 15x19 where jack stays and dean doesn't die and cas comes back and everyone is happy.