• The Big Bang Theory 6x01
  • The Big Bang Theory 5x19 the star wars marathon
  • (The Big Bang Theory 5x12)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 4x11)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 3x11)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 3x03)
    • Penny: "You know, I give up, he's impossible!"
    • Sheldon: "I can't be impossible. I exist! I believe what you meant to say is "I give up, he's improbable!""
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x22)
    • Sheldon: "Smell that? That's the smell of new comic books"
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x21)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x18)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x14)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x13)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x11)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x08)
    • girl: "So...how was your day?"
    • Leonard: "You know, I'm a psysicist so I thought about stuff."
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=98swIWUe9lk&NR=1
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x08)
    • Sheldon: "I suggest rock,paper,scissors,lizard,spock."
    • Raji: "What??"
    • Sheldon: "It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crashes lizard, lizard poisons spock, spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves spock, spock devaporizes rock, and as it alwasys has...rock crashes scissors!"
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x06)
    • Leonard: "Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tine fork"
    • Sheldon: "Three tines is not a fork, three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas"
  • (The Big Bang Theory 2x04)
    • Sheldon: "Oh look! I've found my missing neutrino!"
    • Wolowitz: "Oh,good! We can take it off the milk cart"
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x17)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x10)
    • Penny: "You'll never guess what just happened!"
    • Sheldon: "I don't guess. As a scientist I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although as I'm saying this it occurs to me that you may have been implying a rethorical device rendering my response mute."
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x09)
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x08)
    • Penny: "Sheldon, what are you gonna have?"
    • Sheldon: "I'll have a diet coke."
    • Penny: "Ok,can you please order cocktail? I need to practise mixing drinks!"
    • Sheldon: "Fine. I'll have a virgin cuba libre."
    • Penny: "That's rum and coke without the rum."
    • Sheldon: "Yes"
    • Penny: "So...coke."
    • Sheldon: "Yes. And would you make it diet?"
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x08)
    • Sheldon: "Sorry,I'm late."
    • Leonard: "What happened?"
    • Sheldon: "Nothing. I just really didn't wanna come."
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD2xrFQdeYs
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x03)
    • Wolowitz: "Bé,com'é andata con Lesley?"
    • Leonard: "Oh,bé,ci siamo baciati...ma la terra non si é mossa...insomma,non più dei 616 km che avrebbe percorso comunque!"
  • (The Big Bang Theory 1x06)
    • Leonard: "Great idea!"
    • Sheldon: "No...the wheel was a great idea, relativity was a great idea. This is a notion and a rather sucky one"
jan 5 2013 ∞
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