- starrings Rude =P
- Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
- Music is what life sounds like
- Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings
- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
- Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune
- A good composer does not imitate; he steals
- No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing
- Parsifal is the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock and after it has been running for three hours, you check your watch and it says 6:20
- There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead
- I certainly hear the Trombones Unlimited version of 'Daydream' in a lot of elevators
- You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly
- In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.
- Composers shouldn't think too much—it interferes with their plagiarism
- If I wasn't a musician, I would be a serial killer.
- All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff
- Lloyd Webber's music is everywhere but so is AIDS
- IF THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I'M NOT GOING!
- . LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. . . FULL OF NUTS
- IF I EVER NEED RELIGION, I'LL WORSHIP CHOCOLATE CAKE
- ☻Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!
- Music listens to me when no one else will
jul 31 2010 ∞
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