• Guy walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
  • Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other muffins screams, "Agh!!! A talking muffin!"
  • A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  • A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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