• i can't have mash potato touching anything else on my dinner plate
  • i always wear two pairs of socks
  • if i'm upset, never sympathise. just smile, give me a one-armed hug and change the subject
  • i played clarinet for four years, and i never took an exam. i feel that was a waste of four years.
  • i would rather raise dogs than children
  • i hate smoking, but i love the smell of my mum's cigarettes
  • i over-analyse everything you say/do/don't say/don't do
may 16 2010 ∞
aug 25 2012 +