• What is your favorite word?

Undercarriage

• What is your least favorite word?

The N word

• What turns you on, excites, or inspires you creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?

Possibilty.

• What turns you off?

lack of communication.

• What sound or noise do you love?

People around me laughing.

• What sound or noise do you hate?

people swallowing phlegm.

• What is your favorite curse word?

Motherfucker.

• What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

I don't think I have a profession just yet, but... judge.

• What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?

Butcher

• If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Everyone you have ever loved is waiting to see you..."