- In Bakersfield, California, if you’re going to have sex with Satan, you’ve gotta use a condom.
- Fucking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. And, a couple weeks ago, State Senator Nan Rich submitted a bill that would all bestiality.
- In Minnesota, it’s illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish. (A dead fish is still ok.)
- In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.
- In Merryville, Missouri, wearing a corset is illegal because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”
- It’s illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama.
- In Washington State, it’s totally legal to fuck an animal as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs.
- In Washington D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.
- In Massachusetts, you cannot consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around.
- In Utah, yhe biggest internet porn consuming state, sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you’re doing it for money.
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