- "Sometimes my mouth just has a mouth of its own"
- "Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end."
- "If you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty."
- "Love life, act insane, don't be afraid to dance in the rain."
- "Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you!"
- "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
- "When nothing goes right, go left"
- "I may not be perfect, but I'm always me!"
- "Organized people are just too lazy to look for things"
- "Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself"
- "Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it"
- "There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line and replaced it with a small trout."
- "I can't hear you, it's too dark"
- "I don't hear the voices, I AM the voices"
- "Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."
- "You cannot harm me for I am short and all powerful in the ways of being cute and cuddly to all who see me."
- "If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying"
- "Until you spread your wings, you'll have no Idea how far you can fly."
- "The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."
- "If you can't get someone off you mind, perhaps they're supposed to be there."
- "I swear to drunk I'm not god"
- "You were born an original, don't die a copy"
- "Reality continues to ruin my life"
- "The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas"
- "If you can't think of anything nice to say I'll have to get the duct tape."
- "Not all who wander are lost."
- "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me"
- "Be a jellyfish!!"
- "You're drowning the fish!"
- "Being the top just means you fall harder when your foundation crumbles and you've nothing left to stand upon."
- “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
- “It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
- "Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap."
- Yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking...
- I have no wish o kill anyone. A short term crippling will suffice.
- What muffled screams officer?
- “The best plans always have the possibility of jail time. Or is that the worst ones? I always get the two confused.”
may 20 2010 ∞
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