2:30 pm: my boyfriend im's me with

• "the doc called with your blood work results. You have a high probability of lyme disease"
• "What I have lyme disease?"
• "No"
• "I have lyme disease?"

4:45 pm: a loud sound

• disrupts my thought pattern while driving home and on the phone. It says:
• "DO YOU ENJOY LITTERING?!"
• "THATS A 250$ FINE FOR THROWING YOUR CIGARETTE BUTT ON MY POLICE CRUISER"

asshole 9:45 pm: an odd interuption at the end of a very long day:

• Please stay in doors for the next 30 minutes as a Tornado is in your town

Sadly, none of this was an April Fools.