- "That heffer was a drug dealer."
- "You can't live like Oprah with a K-mart budget."
- "If you wanna believe that baby, more power to you."
- "I've got nothing but love for you."
- "That's because I'll jack you child up and they know it."
- "At least you have Jesus on your side."
- "I only watch it for him (Antonio Bandarez), and he's not happy with his wife."
- (on sleeping in class)"That's an expensive nap, I may even throw a blanket on you."
- (bad first dates.) "You eat first, then you talk trash."
- (on being in court)"I got caught going 55 in a 35, oh wait not that time..."
- "If you gotta ask, yes your fat."
jan 26 2008 ∞
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