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  • Mega-churches.
  • School shootings.
  • All-you-can-eat buffets.
  • Obesity. Especially, childhood obesity.
  • Ironically, the obsession with thinness.
  • The obsession with youth and staving off the signs of old age.
  • SUVs and other unnecessary vehicular monoliths.
  • 100 hour work weeks/Workaholics.
  • Prescriptions for every affliction/Hypochondria.
  • Celebrity obsessions.
  • "All about me"/Entitlement syndrome - think MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen.
  • Magnetic car ribbons for every cause under the sun.
  • The breast cancer and AIDS industries.
  • Divorce.
  • Our notoriety for being one of the worst countries at Geography. Not knowing where countries besides ourself are located, how ethnocentric of us!
  • Again, major ethnocentrism.
  • Our hypocritic claim about separation of church and state.
  • Celebrity Obsession.
feb 28 2008 ∞
mar 12 2016 +
user picture Reen: Oh yeah, My Super Sweet Sixteen cracks me up. Are these girls for real? "This is MY party! I`m the only one who has to look hot!" :D jan 20 2009
user picture Bliss: Seriously. C
user picture Bliss: Well, it won't let me delete that ^ but I was going to say, Crying because you didn't receive the right color car for your birthday? Pretty disgusting.
user picture Moss: If you haven't before, listen to a song called "America" by Stephen Lynch. Lol oct 21 2009