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  • Dancing.
  • Shaving without knicking myself.
  • Filling up my gas tank before the empty light has been on for a good 10 miles and the car is moments away from puttering to a stop.
  • Putting on make-up.
  • Being assertive.
  • Learning foreign languages.
  • Math above a 5th grade level.
  • Driving a stick shift.
  • Carrying any semblance of a tune.
  • Painting my fingernails and/or toenails neatly without getting polish all over my skin (especially fun when it's red polish because then it looks like I've been part of a small massacre).
  • Playing instruments.
  • Being fashionable.
  • Rolling my tongue (it's supposed to be a dominant trait!).
  • Sewing.
  • Correctly using a semi-colon.
  • Hula hooping.
  • Looking good in a hat.
  • Putting on sunscreen.
  • Flossing on a regular basis.
  • Parallel parking.
  • Developing lasting relationships with people.
  • Returning phone calls.
  • Flirting.
  • Cooking.
  • Getting an even tan.
  • Playing poker.
  • Understanding poetry.
  • Snapping.
  • Pull-ups.
  • Successfully spitting out of a car window without it splattering on to the side.
  • Wrapping presents without using an extreme overabundance of tape and paper.
  • Listening to music without relating it to my own life and usually getting bummed out as a result.
  • Dressing appropriately for the weather.
  • Opening a carton of ice cream and only eating a small amount.
  • Successfully/gracefully diving into a body of water.
  • Drinking out of large cups/mugs without dribbling it down my chin.
  • Finding the right words to express myself clearly and articulately.
  • Making friends.
  • Saying no to people.
  • Wearing goggles without water seeping in and drowning my eyes within seconds.
    • It must be my irregularly shaped head.
  • Telling stories.
    • I'm the person who everyone says "Good story..." with complete sarcasm to when I'm through talking.
  • Getting more than 5 hours of sleep a night.
  • Putting my hair in a bump-free ponytail.
  • Brushing my teeth for that pesky, dentist-recommended two minutes.
  • Picking up on others' sarcasm.
  • Goodbyes.
    • I have trouble showing the proper emotion for the level of goodbye. I would much rather slip out the back door and disappear.
  • Eating anything even remotely spicy.
    • My mouth is on fire, eyes watering, nose running after a taste of medium salsa.
  • Chess.
  • Getting my hair cut.
    • I usually put it off until my hair is unruly and composed entirely of split ends.
  • Completing art/craft projects.
  • Writing in cursive.
  • Answering emails in a timely manner.
  • Paying my bills before the due date.
  • Skipping rocks.
  • Being spontaneous.
  • Taking compliments.
  • Being empathetic.
  • Cleaning out my purse.
  • Tying a tie.
  • Feeling comfortable in a bathing suit.
  • Feeling sad when humans die in films.
    • I only get emotional when animals die.
  • Getting any Christmas shopping done until days before.
  • Buying too many beautiful notebooks/journals and actually using them
  • Answering my phone.
  • Moving on.
feb 14 2008 ∞
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