• Locked my keys in my car.
• Lost my keys.
• Left a soda in the freezer too long and had it explode.
• Scooped up dog poop.
• Felt self-conscious.
• Procrastinated.
• Didn't wash my car.
• Developed mysterious bruises.
• Couldn't sleep.
• Started a drawing I didn't finish.
• Drank a diet soda.
• Said I was going to stop drinking so much diet soda.
• Didn't return a phone call.
• Had dry skin.
• Talked myself out of doing something because of fear.
• Woke up before my alarm clock.
• Didn't study and still did well.
• Fell in love with a stranger.
• Skipped class.
• Hated a picture of myself.
• Ate too fast and got the hiccups.
• Tried to retell a funny story and bombed.
• Questioned the trajectory of my life.

...I'd be a rich woman.