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Edit: I've since moved. Bon voyage, my obnoxious friend. The noise she makes is sometimes so deafening, I am convinced she's doing one or more of the following:

  • Irish dancing/clogging.
  • Bowling.
  • Moving heavy furniture. Multiple times a day.
  • Step aerobics.
  • Entertaining heavy, hooved animals.
  • Keeping time to music by banging a staff on the floor.
  • Sleep-stomping.
  • Testing out her earthquake machine.
  • Having narcoleptic fits.
  • Participating in a jackhammering competition inspired by Rocko's Modern Life.
  • Building an ark.
  • Carving ice sculptures with a chainsaw.
  • Chiseling herself an intricate marble fireplace.
  • Practicing various lumber-jacking activities.
jul 20 2009 ∞
aug 11 2011 +