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  • Getting facial hair/loss of estrogen.
  • Not being able to drive myself around.
  • Having someone bathe me.
  • Being fragile and slow.
  • Having someone help me use the bathroom.
  • Being put in a nursing home.
  • Not being able to have and take care of pets.
  • Having my significant other die before me.
  • Losing my teeth.
  • Wearing pastel jumpsuits and orthopedic shoes.
  • My hair turning blue.
  • Becoming senile and ornery.
  • Losing my eyesight and/or hearing.
  • Having to use an oxygen tank.
  • Liver spots.
  • Losing my sense of humor.
  • Getting angry at young people.
  • Granny panties.
  • Adult diapers.
  • Always being cold.
  • Bruising easily.
  • Shrinking. I'm short enough already!
  • Sagging body parts.
  • Not being/feeling attractive.
  • Becoming a burden to my family.
dec 5 2008 ∞
oct 21 2013 +