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I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this ...

Alexandria follows:
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  • If I were a month, I’d be October
  • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
  • If I were a time of day, I’d be Midnight
  • If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury
  • If I were an animal, I’d be a Cat
  • If I were a direction, I’d be East
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Loveseat
  • If I were a liquid, I’d be Lemonade
  • If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Amethyst
  • If I were a tree, I’d be a Willow
  • If I were a flower, I’d be a Tiger Lily
  • If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Light Rain
  • If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an Acoustic Guitar
  • If I were a color, I’d be Purple
  • If I were an element, I’d be Earth
  • If I were a place, I’d be a Forest
  • If I were an object, I’d be a Feather
  • If I were a body part, I’d be an Eye
  • If I were a song, I’d be Hello, I'm in Delaware (by Dallas Green)
  • If I were a name, I'd be Alexandria
jun 15 2011 ∞
nov 6 2011 +