- The night that never happened.
- The christmas card that was slid under the door.
- That time you tried to swim across the Delaware River and blacked out.
- The phone call that was never made by your and your best friend on the countertop of a party in Perkasie.
- The time you climbed on top of the library roof and got stung by a bee in your nose.
- That time you sat down to dinner with a bunch of travelling hippies in Germantown and feared they poisoned your food.
- That time you locked your keys in your car at 2am in a Walmart parking lot.
- That time you and Joey accidentally took the elevator to the 22nd floor of the hotel and you had to hold his hand when descending down the stairs due to your fear of heights.
- Every time you were awkwardly interrogated about your age and so obviously lying but got away with it anyway.
- The spray-painting adventure with Sam in the woods. (As well as the song we wrote for the same matters at hand.)
- That time the security alarm went off and called the cops because a friend went out to smoke a bowl.
- Every relationship you took far too seriously.
- That time you and Sam chalked the entire powerline trail.
- That time you were on the news caught muttering the stupidest line you could pull out of your ass. "Wait, what? Are you for real?"
- Every time you needed others to parallel park your car for you in the city.
- The nighttime yoga dance.
- That time you had to carry all of your luggage across Indiana just to sit at a Dunkin Donuts for a few hours.
- That time you walked 40 blocks under the South Carolina morning sun by yourself because you didn't feel like waiting for a ride.
- That time you got sun poisoning because you replicated a queen sized bed on the beach and fell asleep next to your best friend.
- That time you stayed up all night to drive your friends to the 5:00 am train back to Philly.
- All the times you got off at the wrong exit. (specifically Camden, when you are alone, or deeper into Jersey with Mackenzie Sheldon.)
- That time the girl behind you was shrieking in tears on the flight to FL.
- All of the times you called out someone's name but they never heard you.
- Your irrational fear of thunderstorms as a child.
- That time you took Algebra 3 and Trig.
- The few months that your car spewed out hot water on your feet because a leaf was clogging some pump somewhere.
feb 28 2012 ∞
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