- May midgets fuck on your grave
- Isn't it dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in one sentence?
- [After listening to a lady complaining about his television programme being "disgusting"] Mm, mm.. This is obviously a very difficult problem. Perhaps.. it might help if I explain.. that.. I don't give a flying toss.. about Mrs Bank, or her children. Lady: I beg your pardon? Insulter: Now, I've only got an estimated.. 47 years left on this planet, and I don't propose to waste any more of them in idle chatter with a confused old gasbag like you. So, I'll have to talk to some friends about making another programme which I fully expect and hope will irritate you and your half-witted friends even more. Goodbye!
- There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society.. outside of a kennel..
- Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie
- What you just said.. is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul
- I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! - You eat pieces of shit for breakfast..?
- I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Why don't you go suck a fuck?
- Benjamin's nobody's friend. If he were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick.
- Now go, and never darken my towels again
- He's a politician. It's like being a hooker. You can't be one unless you can pretend to like people while you're fucking them
- See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested
- Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that
- Can I sleep in your room? - I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass
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