- 1900, to give antibiotica to Oscar Wilde
- 1980, to save John Lennon's life
- 1910, to see Vaudeville
- 1965, to meet young Billy Joel
- 1854, to bring iPad and commence major league mind fuck
- 1977, to do stand up in America
- 2002, to tell some teachers to get off my 10-year old self's fucking back
- 2004, to invest in Google
- 1952, to be an extra in "Limelights" and "Singin' in the Rain"
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