Lidia. "trash gang's mom™". │INTP.

• very honest.
• when she ate a whole lemon without making a face, I knew we were soulmates.
• leaves horrible first impressions, but is friendly once you give her a chance.
• "don't talk to me or my six sons ever again".
• good listener, good advicer.
• likes to tease people who think the earth is flat.
• never has time to chill.

Eze. "trash gang's dad™". │INFP.

• works all the time, play casually, but intensely.
• morning person.
• always ID checked at bars and pubs.
• unproblematic fave.
• squeals when he laughs.
• never uses incognito mode.
• ready 24/7 to give you a big warm hug.

Carmen. "passion 4 fashion". │ESFJ.

• likes (shitty) romance movies.
• "i'm a luxury, few can afford".
• doesn't do anything except sit around.
• knows the gang's most embarrasing secrets.
• flexible bitch.
• loves money, but hate work.
• knows all the tea.

Angelo. "angry boi". │ISTP.

• easily provoked by rude strangers.
• amazing music taste!
• thinks russian roulette involves 5 bullets and 1 empty chamber.
• DTF as in down to fight.
• hipster.
• hates slow walkers.
• secretly loves disney channel.

Jo. "wild child". │ISFP.

• ride or die.
• his jokes are funny only if you're gay and in love with her.
• will do anything for food.
• lowkey party animal.
• joined the gang by accident.
• spams the gang's groupchat sporadically.
• told everyone a different story about how we met.

Alex. "has all the braincells". │ISTJ.

• way too serious.
• "Montserrat, you are stupid and sweet, I like that in a girl".
• the ‘oh, you’re fucking annoying’ to ‘wow. i couldn’t imagine life without you’ person.
• loves pets, but they fear him.
• sounds dark and dramatic even when he means well.
• pretends not give a shit, but actually is really sensitive.
• loyal af.

Luca. "goth husband". │ESTJ.

• awkward and dry.
• fox channel ruined his life.
• gives confusing compliments.
• "i did met some of the most insufferable people, but they also meet me".
• (he made me bisexual).
• his insults hit way too deep.
• bad at saying he's sorry but will sneak a small gift into people's room as an apology.