- "i gave him top front." "top front? lemon, that's your worst quadrant."
- "mr wineslav..." "it's pronounced 'wienerslave'." "okay, jeffrey."
- "thank you for meeting me here." "this is my office." "I know, but now that I'm in the building, I have access to the cafeteria. and that means free ice."
- "i'm sorry. I'll give you some privacy." *closes eyes*
- "science was always my favorite subject, especially the old testament."
- "dear god, thank you for this venison. onion god, thank you for these onions. carrot god..."
- "i couldn't find a lincoln hat, so i grabbed this chimney sweep hat instead."
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