2022 watchthru

• s02e04 "she's a kickboxing instructor. her ass looks better than my face."
• s02e09 slap bet "your hand is monstrous" "what did you expect? you've seen my penis"
• s03e18 "i've bought 12 self-cleaning litterboxes and I don't even have a kid"
• s03e18 koala meat
• s04e01??? ted's high-pitched "homygod" after stella says she's not going to read the words on the star wars screen
• sp4e04ish? “Maybe it’s about your poor listening skills” “what?” “It’s out of control”
• s04e05 "our venue uses gravity heating instead of forced-air. that's the one thing i cared about!"
• s04e07
  • "it's breakfast time in china" "yeah it is!"
  • "dinner is a baby!" "lily, that's horrible!"
• s04e08 "their books are in two sections: fishin' and non-fishin'"
• so4e14ish 3 days of snow
  • "college girl bingo" "what's the point?" "the point is to get 5 in a row" "what do you get when you get 5 in a row?" "i get bingo"
• s04e22 - all of marshall's charts
• s04e14
  • the guys whispering when robin is auditioning for the lotto girl
• s05e01
  • hall of fame. single student who helps ted spell 'professor'
  • "good afternoon. sup dudes? SILENCE."
• s05e13 the "but um" game

2020 watchthru

• s03x04 "now it's stuck in my head like a chumbawumba song" "oh, which chumbawumba song?"
• s03x18
  • "hi, I'm randy. what's your name?" "I'm hailey." "hailey, that's a pretty name, hailey. hailey, come here, hailey."
  • "what's your favorite thing about koala bears?" "their... meat is delicious"
• so4e10
  • barney: "people get shiiived in the juint!"
• s04e22
  • marshall's charts. esp "this circle represents people who are breaking my heart. this circle represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. and where they overlap: cecilia."
• s07e06
  • barney, to ted, who is standing: "are you sitting down?"