- feel good
- 1x02 "nick, can I talk to you over here for a second?" *moves 4 feet to the left*
- 1x02 "hey i made this chicken but it was pretty dry so I soaked it in some water, was that wrong?"
- ted lasso
- "coach, is it true that in america, there are so many beautiful dogs without homes, that some of them get put down?" "that is true, sam. but it's something a lot of female singer-songwriters are trying to change." s01e06
- "when i found out george harrison had died, that's when I realized I had to start living life to the fullest." "george harrison died 20 years ago." "yeah but I only just found out."
- veep
- "i sound like i'm shouting from a balcony in munich." "oh, like evita!"
- bob's burgers
- s1e02 "a lion, a witch, or a wardrobe?" "why are you saying that?" "it's a book." "oh right, a kids' book." "yeah. by salman rushdie."
- s1e03 "turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers."
- s7e?? "why would we want two of the same poster?" "what if we both want to look at it?"
- only murders in the building
- 2x05 - the whole part where oliver and charles get distracted explaining iran-contra to mabel
- 2x06 - new brazzos, picking up a 90% complete froyo punch card from a murdered man: "he was close... he was so damn close"
jul 22 2021 ∞
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