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Favorites will be marked with <3 because I'm doing this on a laptop lol except I haven't read a lot of these in a while so if it has a heart then that means that I specifically remember really loving it and I'm sure I'm forgetting that some others are my favorites, just because I haven't read them in a while Please don't judge me for my kinks ok thnx bye Also i added these in the order of my bookmarks most recent to oldest so they're not rlly in a particular order

Yoonseok/Sope

Yoongi has spent his whole life chasing after the sun, never expecting the sun to be in a flower shop, of all places. (Or: Yoongi is the literal god of the sun and Hoseok. Well, Hoseok is a florist who gives the sun a run for his money.)

The five times Hoseok and Yoongi help someone and one time they help themselves.

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the Dead and the living. Sometimes Yoongi doesn't feel like he's either, just surviving. They may make it to the sanctuary and maybe then their bodies will be safe, but to heal hearts that have lost everything again and again, minds that have grown used to killing what used to be people, to feeling as little as possible, that takes something more than a strong wall and barred gates to hide behind. For Yoongi that something is Hoseok.

    • Yoongi and Hoseok meet during the zombie apocalypse and it goes from there. Little angsty but very good
  • Crash the Accelerate More (20K)

Two years after Jung Hoseok met (and maybe, definitely, hooked up with) his idol, Agust D, he doesn't think he'll ever see him again. The universe, however, has other plans for them.

Or, in which Hoseok wins a Meet Your Idol contest and gets to see Yoongi two years after their first encounter.

Part 2 of Look Forward and Run [https://archiveofourown.org/series/1249229]

    • The first part of the series is the aforementioned hookup so it's worth the read and good for context! An interesting take on the 'only one of them is an Idol' AU!
  • The Fifteenth Floor (5K)

Hoseok and Yoongi are interns ready to go through hell, but then they meet each other.

Maybe Yoongi is actually really kind of fucking gone for his best friend.

(Also: Hoseok can't sit on a secret for very long because he's terrible at keeping secrets, which is only ironic because he loves Yoongi, too, and Yoongi hasn't figured it out yet.)

Hosseok wins the roommate lottery.

yoongi has a fanboy crush one of the school's best dancer. unfortunately, he can't dance, is extremely shy, and is 49 kg of awkwardness, so he can do nothing but watch hoseok from afar.

》》

find a place and lose it you can do it won't you dance with me?

Yoongi is a wolf and Hoseok is a lamb trying to run away from home.

(Or: Hoseok is heir to a multi-billion company and Yoongi is the bartender he falls in love with.)

Yoongi supposes that throwing up on someone isn't a very attractive way of making a first impression.

(Or: Yoongi is an uninspired producer and Hoseok, well, Hoseok is something between a dream and a miracle.)

College AU - Hoseok's roommate keeps drawing dicks on his face, and Yoongi is the only guy on the hall with makeup wipes and foundation. Hoseok is the cute lab partner that Yoongi has had a crush on all semester. Makeup doesn't usually feel this intimate, does it?

Basically: Yoongi touches Hoseok's face a lot, and Hoseok starts to like it.

AU where Min Yoongi is a model from Big Hit Agency and Jung Hoseok is a professional hair stylist. Yoongi hates bleaching his hair, and Hoseok massages Yoongi's head for longer than is probably necessary. Hoseok might be a little too gay to deal with a stunning male model.

Hoseok starts getting unsolicited advice (and feelings) from a ghost.

Drifters don’t have homes. They don’t have stability and they don’t like to settle down. Drifters are just drifters, and old habits of running don’t die so easily.

That is, until Min Yoongi came along.

“You remember my order?” he asked incredulously. Yoongi, flustered, lowered his voice until it was merely above a whisper, as if words were just as shy as him, unwilling to slip from his pouted lips.

“It’s because you always order the same thing, it’s really nothing special.”

Yoongi is a barista and he finds himself a bit too interested into the pretty guy with red hair that always orders the same thing and that smiles like he is the sun.

Circumstantial friends and judging by the way Jimin looks at Taehyung, a rather set figure in Yoongi’s life. Unlikely friends, maybe, although there’s something about Hoseok that echoes in Yoongi. A softness, perhaps. A tamed darkness, possibly.

or

Yoongi bakes for Hoseok.

Hoseok rescues a kitty in a summer storm. Thanks to some weird magic, Yoongi is that kitty.

In a tiny apartment full of plants and moonlight, a simple, aching happiness blooms. But with what Jungkook knows, how long can the happiness last?

— Hoseok is an aspiring writer who keep notes about a certain boy with soft black hair, lashes that feather in the wind and a nose that twitches when he's pissed.

Hoseok wakes one day to find that boy, the one he'd so often referred to as "Darling" is in his kitchen, making pancakes in Hoseok's pajama clothes.

(Basically Yoongi is a figment of Hoseok's imagination and he's come to life.)

Yoongi knew the moment he stepped out of his flat, hungover and on a Monday morning that it was not going to be a good week. Mostly because he faceplanted but there were some other reasons for it.

(or: imagine saying everything that you think of)

“I was, uh, wondering if I could have the strawberry mochi and—”

“Strawberry mochi…” the waiter murmured to himself as he wrote down what they wanted on his little pad. “And?”

Yoongi cleared his throat. “And, um, your, uh…your name and number.”

Alpha!Yoongi and Beta!Hoseok are in a relationship, but Hoseok is worried that Yoongi is going to meet his omega soulmate one day. Yoongi insists he'd never leave Hoseok, and is convinced that his so-called 'omega soulmate' would never show up, considering how rare they are. That is, until one day he does.

-I'm crap at summaries but I swear this is one of the better pieces I've got stashed away on my laptop-

Side Namjoon x Jimin. Main couple is Yoonseok!

Ace agent Min Yoongi is sent to go undercover and infiltrate backstreet racer-cum-heist-leader Jung Hoseok (code name: JHope)’s group of misfits, figure out their big plan, and bring them in. He’s counting on his info, his car skills, and his wits, but what he doesn’t count on is that the gang is loveable and Hoseok’s smile rivals any high he’s ever gotten from being on the job.

Somewhere along the line, Min Yoongi finds himself having to choose between love and duty, his job and the open road.

Maybe Hoseok is just seeing things. Maybe his senior year of college, and the lack of sleep that comes along with it, is just taking its toll on him.

But the apparent apparition that only he can see is haunting him, in more ways than one.

Life and death often meet in Waffle House parking lots.

“Seok-ah,” Yoongi’s frowning, kissing Hoseok just briefly as they wait for the water to warm up. It’s a familiar scene - sharing a shower on a lazy Sunday, spitting water at each other, kissing and laughing when shampoo gets in their eyes, Yoongi washing Hoseok’s back for him before his hands trail other places. But instead it’s a couple hours past midnight, Yoongi’s face is tired and he’s anxious, nothing about this is laidback and fun.

"Yoongi-hyung, you smell like you took a bath in Hoseok-hyung's sweat, what the fuck?"

Or, the one where Yoongi never thought Hoseok would be dumb enough to scent him, but here he was, imprinted to the redheaded dumbass three days before his heat.

The only explanation for how two demons have found themselves on Earth is a simple one: Jung Hoseok loves to gamble and Min Yoongi can't resist a good game.

When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules:

  • They must be inebriated.
  • They must not kiss.
  • Into You (17K) <3

Yoongi hires a stripper named Hope to surprise Namjoon on the night before his wedding to Seokjin. What could possibly go wrong?

Or, Yoongi is overworked and lonely, so when a sexy stranger invites Yoongi to come home with him after he ruins his best friend's bachelor party, his evening takes a wild turn for the better.

Yoongi goes into heat at the coffee shop and is approached by a nasty alpha. He calls Hoseok to help him.

Basically, porn with plot and feelings. :D

Yoongi doesn't give a shit about biological roles but he really hates people who do. Keywords: commitment, jiminass and oranges.

“Isn’t that what you’re freaking out about?” Taehyung said, scratching the back of his neck. “That he’s homeless?”

Hoseok took the pillow he was hugging and threw it right in his face, causing Taehyung to tumble backwards on the table.

“No, of course not, you idiot.” He hissed, feeling satisfied with his throw. “He’s cute. That’s the problem.”

(Or AU where Yoongi lives in the alley besides Hoseok’s favorite coffeeshop and finds his lost wallet which causes him to end up with a cup of tea, a crush and an annoying way to wake up)

He did this sometimes. Talked in his sleep. When he was extra stressed and tense that was. Yoongi always thought that sometimes Hoseok’s body was just so ready to shut down, that it forgot to turn all the lights off before it did. Sometimes it left his mouth on.

Usually it was just nonsense mumbles about dolphin embraces.

From time to time, he was pretty clear.

After filming the newest skit, Yoongi can't seem to forget Hoseok's hand on his neck.

“Hoseok, this is Seungcheol and Jeonghan. We’re in the same fucking omega sex-ed class.” They both smiled at Hoseok, and Yoongi continued. “This is Hoseok, the alpha who triggered my omega presentation.” And that was all. No one needed to know about the casual sex.

Yoongi hated everything about being an omega and he hated everything about alphas. It didn't matter that being around Hoseok put him at ease, or that his kindness and vibrancy lit something up inside of him. It wouldn't change how he felt.

    • this entire series is very good theres basically Minjoon, sope, and taejinkook all going on at the same time but each fic tells the story from a different relationships point of view. It's very cool to read each and pick up on what's going on in the background, having read the other fics
  • Internecine (137K) <3

Everyone gets a soulmate. You don't get a choice in the matter. Fate decides who you love, whether you like it or not, and to her credit, she usually gets it right.

This time, Fate fucks up. Like, majorly.

(Or: Failed idol Jung Hoseok is bonded to the very person who destroyed his dream.)

When Namjoon practically guilt trips Hoseok into playing an MMORPG with him, Hoseok doesn't anticipate befriending a sarcastic boy with a lovely laugh and a voice that gives him goosebumps.

Hoseok also doesn't anticipate falling in love with him.

Yoongi's neighbour tries to kill him.

He's not particularly offended; she is, after all, four. What he is offended by is her father. Her kind, funny father, who smiles at him like the sun and is just as blinding...

(Or: Jung Hoseok is the single father of the weirdest child Min Yoongi has ever met, and he thinks he might be falling in love.)

Sleepy eyes and silver hair, chapped lips and pale skin, shivering hands and a raspy voice.

“Please,” he croaks, and he’s shaking, a sheer black top and tight jeans useless against the chill of a winter night. “Please, I- I promise, I’ll make it worth your while.”

“No.”

Hoseok tries not to feel too guilty as he says it.

Hoseok had often wondered what the man on the other side of the screen looked like. He had to be weird looking, Hoseok had decided. Mostly because there was no way he was going to entertain any thoughts about a cute guy messaging him day and night.

It was hard enough to ignore how his stomach flipped whenever the name AgustD flashed on the screen of his phone.

Or how quickly his shifts went by nowadays.

--

An irresponsibly fluffy internet friends to lovers AU.

literature boy aka school nerd jung hoseok, falls head over heels for ultimate girl crush min yoonji.

    • min yoonji/hobi

Minjoon

Namjoon’s lips curve into a devastating grin, dimples and all. “You’re wrong about that. You can do both, you can be an amazing parent and you can be an amazing husband. You’ve been doing so always, just so you know. Minseo adores you, and so do I. Nobody is feeling neglected anywhere, baby. You’re being hard on yourself for no reason.” “Yeah,” Jimin breathes, chest light as though he’s just cleared his head above water after attempting to drown himself. “I...that’s exactly it.” Or: Jimin and Namjoon are raising a six year old together and sometimes things get hard to balance.

At the present moment, with Minsoo on the verge of tears, Namjoon decided a different method of encouragement might work better.

“Do you remember what Timon and Pumbaa say in the Lion King?”

Minsoo's brows shot up as his hands fiddled with the whistle he wore around his neck. “They sang Kuna Matata. It means no worries.”

___

aka a day in the life of domestic dads minjoon

Namjoon wasn’t thinking when he did it; or rather, he was thinking about Jimin when he did it, the shape of his lips, the curve of his smile. The loneliness in his eyes when he looked away. The firm shape of his body under his fitted black clothes. It was his power, Namjoon couldn’t help himself.

So he wasn’t thinking about the pomegranate, cut in half, its jeweled seeds spilling out onto the stone table. He wasn’t thinking about danger, or tales his mother had told him, or the warnings he’d read in books, when he picked up a seed, absentmindedly, and crushed it between his teeth.

Jimin and Namjoon have been together for over two years, Namjoon is a world famous rapper and Jimin often goes months without seeing him. It's been two months since they've seen each other, and Namjoon surprises his lover, not just with a visit, but with a ring too.

Detectives Kim Namjoon and Park Jimin were once rivals, but after becoming partners they formed a deep bond. Without each other, they'd be lost. But, when something shifts and Namjoon realizes he's in love, will Jimin feel the same?

Alternatively: I'm in love with my partner and now we're going undercover as a married couple. Oh shit.

And Jimin — Jimin’s movements are the ones that always get him on edge ; jaw clenched or tongue worrying against his cheek. Jimin’s feline, languid ; he lacks Hoseok’s precision, but his presence is ethereal and he always - always - ends up caught up in it.

//

Namjoon's been in love for a while now, but it takes him helping writing Serendipity to realize it.

Humans and wolves have never gotten along. It's as simple as that. Hoseok and Yoongi were living the perfect life other mates could only dream of. A litter of pups on the way, the most wonderful pack anyone could ask for, and each other.

But then there were humans. Getting closer and closer everyday, their hatred of wolves gouging, scourging, destroying the land that the packs tried so hard to protect. Hunting grounds, forests, dens, they took it all. And the day comes when they take away the perfect life of Hoseok and Yoongi's too.

    • also features Namjin heavily and Jikook on the side but Yoonseok are a main focus
  • In a world Uncertain (3K)

when there's a gap in the schedule, jimin and namjoon go to busan

(a melancholy song about love and stones)

“Yeah?” Namjoon asks. “What is it, Jiminie. Tell me what you need,” he says, and all of that thick complication from earlier bubbles to the surface, enough for Jimin to finally understand what it is.

Want. Longing. Something desperate.

All of it festering inside Jimin.

“Namjoon,” Jimin whispers, winding his arms around Namjoon’s neck. “Kiss me like you love me.”

Or, Jimin just wanted to know how Namjoon fucks—but ends up uncovering more Actual Feelings than he knows what to do with.

After completing his military service, Park Jimin ends up back home in Busan working at his dad's coffee shop. Bangtan is over and he has no idea where to turn next. A phone call from an old friend offers him a way forward, if he's willing to take it.

2016 Minjoon Rare Trope Bingo Bingo Square: Royalty AU

It’s a loaded sentence, a veiled offer - and it sends thrills of want dancing beneath Jimin’s flushed skin, thoughts of desire and lust blazing through his mind. He considers, and considers, and considers a little more - he flirts, he banters, and he teases, for hours, making sure that there’s no chance that he’s mistaking Namjoon’s words for anything other than what they are.

Oh wow! Sorry, that’s just a weird one! Alpha/alpha and all.

Namjoon returns home from graduate school for winter break to discover that the family business is in trouble. Torn between pursuing his own goals and helping to preserve his parents' legacy, Namjoon has to figure out what's really important to him.

Everyone in their Dungeons and Dragons group was sick of Seokjin and Hoseok bringing their unresolved feelings for each other into sessions. As a good DM, Namjoon knew that something had to be done.

He just wished someone had warned him that ‘something’ meant ‘pretend to date the guy you’ve been intently ignoring your crush on for months’.

Alternatively: The One Where All of BTS Finds Out About Minjoon

Secrets never last long between them and a secret as juicy as the group leader and the group's little prince knocking boots? Well, that's going to spread like wildfire.

Park Jimin’s just trying to get through life without collapsing of sleep deprivation. Good thing Kim Namjoon works at a sleep clinic.

jimin is in love with namjoon. and amidst it all, he makes it work out

Namjoon doesn't remember a time when he's not in love with Park Jimin; with his tinkling laugh, small hands, the universe his eyes, and everything that he is.

And so he bears the pain of the flowers blooming in his lungs and the roots wrapping all around his ribs in exchange for Jimin's laugh and the feeling of being in love with him.

Park Jimin is Instagram famous. Or he was, until Kim Namjoon walked into one of his pictures and stole the spotlight.

Namjoon just wants to be taken care of

Jimin's stressed about things and Namjoon's the only one that can calm him down and reassure him.

namjoon and jimin continue to tangle and mesh together and it's kind of hard to know where each begin and end.

and jimin finds that it's okay

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17308865

In which Namjoon is famous, Jimin is not, and destiny doesn't give a shit.

Jimin and Namjoon come back from a day of touring the streets of Malta together to a very empty house with about an hour to while away.

From the prompt: "I work at a vet clinic and you work for the mafia. You started coming in to get patched up and threatened me to not to turn you into the police. Little do you know that I remember you as my high school crush, and you have no need to threaten me, because I'm still charmed by you."

Park Jimin loves his job as a flight attendant for Asiana Airlines – most of the time, at least. His latest segment gets off to an inauspicious start when he has to yell at the jerk in 1C who won’t put his laptop away. He’s not going to let that bring him down to earth, though – not when tickets for JK’s finale concert in Seoul finally go on sale tomorrow. The prospect of seeing his idol in person again is enough to get Jimin through anything – even entitled first-class passengers with bad attitudes and far-too-charming dimples.

After hearing about a special club that tend to the special needs of predators and prey alike, Jimin finds himself unable to stay away.

    • full disclosure if you know me in real life and read this you will never be able to look me in the eyes again
  • We'll bloom until we ache (9K)

escaping with jimin felt like flying. it felt like shedding all the baggage on his back the moment he stepped foot on the small balcony, closing the sliding door behind him. closing his worries and his heavy heart behind him, even if just for this moment.

(they could've just as easily asked for the keys and the permission to take an innocent late night/early morning walk, your pick, but jimin said that this would be more dramatic and exciting and what was namjoon gonna say, no?)

“You are not taking advantage of me,” Jimin murmurs, hands like two small brands on his shoulders, pushing Namjoon back onto his bed.

Namjoon opens his mouth to say he knows, he knows, he just worries, fears, thinks, but Jimin is there already, kissing him like he’s going to swallow down each and every anxiety. Like the hard press of his body into Namjoon’s, the solid weight of Jimin straddling his hips, is somehow going to hold him together.

(or, Namjoon wants all of Jimin. Jimin does not have a problem with this)

jimin didn’t expect a lot of things, one of them being an apocalypse, and another being what would happen during it.

“Hey,” the stranger asked, over Taehyung’s shoulder. Namjoon had been grimacing, eyes closing at the prospect of Taehyung detailing exactly how good his best friend was in bed, but now this man, this—this angel had broken into their conversation.

“Hi,” Taehyung said, voice low and melodic. “Can we help you?”

“I just wanted to see if your friend wanted to dance,” he asked. Namjoon looked him over. He was wearing wire-rimmed glasses and his hair was dark—Namjoon would have guessed it was black, but in the dimness of the bar, it was hard to tell. His lips were plump and pink and his eyes were crinkled up in the corners. “I heard you say it’s his birthday, so I thought maybe—”

“Yes,” Taehyung said, stepping out from between them and clapping a hand onto Namjoon’s shoulder, pushing him forward a little. “He would love to dance with you…”

“Jimin,” the stranger said, voice raising in pitch a little.

“Jimin,” Taehyung repeated, practically cooing the name at him. He pushed Namjoon forward again with a bit more force, making him actually stumble a few steps closer to Jimin. “This is Namjoon. Have fun you two.”

Namjoon is working. Jimin wants attention.

Namjoon is always at the studio late. Jimin thinks it's his job to make sure he doesn't work too hard.

"are you saying you want to have a baby, jimin?” (aka while babysitting yoongi and hoseok's kid, both realize that they wouldn't mind doing this everyday.)

There was a guy coming down the aisle. Tall, kind of commanding looking, with a mulish set to his mouth. Hot, Jimin noticed, but honestly, hot wasn’t enough when he was being interrupted in the middle of a minor breakdown. “Yes?” he said, as politely as he could muster.

This seemed to throw the guy, because he stopped short, frowning. “Um,” he said. He shoved his hands in his pockets. “Listen, I know it was just some hookup to you or something.”

Jimin blinked. He probably -- no, definitely would have remembered hooking up with Mr. Tall and Dimpled here. Was he hallucinating? Dreaming? This whole conversation was starting to feel surreal.

They’re just searching for a lifetime where they both remember.

or, alternatively: Jimin and Namjoon always manage to find each other, no matter what lifetime they’re in, but only one of them remembers their pasts at a time.

    • okay so uhhh this one was so good?? made me cry obv because it covers multiple lifetimes and if you peep that major character death warning, clearly not all lifetimes end happy for them...but don't worry the fic does lol. As the tags say "don't worry friends everything will be okay"
  • A brighter day (3K)

coffee shop barista and exhausted business worker au, only the barista is down in the dumps with a hasty attitude and the businessman is trying to be chipper to salvage the interaction.

Or, the one where Park Jimin is having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day, and Kim Namjoon just wants to brighten it up a little bit.

The bell above the door tinkles like a fairy and Jimin is struck in the face by that wonderful coffee smell and he takes a deep breath, eyes fluttering close as he holds it in his lungs for a few seconds. On exhale he opens his eyes and sees that Namjoon has disappeared, the only other employee a bored high school girl whose tap tap tapping away at her phone.

kim namjoon's giving out free hugs in the middle of bustling hongdae. park jimin really, really needs one.

Namjoon has been in love with his best friend, Jimin, for years.

Jimin is oblivious.

He finally reaches breaking point.

Jimin, heartbroken and alone, flies home to Seoul for the first time in years.

Namjoon, his dimpled seat buddy keeps him company throughout.

That is until they’re forced apart after landing

Jimin was the best sales person. He was unstoppable — he knew when to charm people, he knew when to use figures, he knew when to flirt shamelessly, he knew when to hold back. Or, well, he was unstoppable until Kim Namjoon was hired.

unknown don't judge me but shit happened and somebody died and i might need help hiding the body

kim n. wrong number WRONG NUMBER WRONGEST NUMBER OF ALL THE WRONG NUMBERS

or

in which namjoon is an urban wizard trying to not be caught in the fame of his eldest brother and his boyfriend and jimin is a vampire prince trying to save his younger brothers' asses from eternal damnation.

“Namjoon-hyung,” Jimin says, cutting him off. “Can you...Can you do something for me?” When Namjoon looks up from his phone, his face illuminated from below by the screen, eyebrows slanted downward in an expression of curiosity, Jimin suddenly feels like he can’t speak. Is he really going to do this? Can he really do this?

“What’s up?” Namjoon says, locking his phone and sitting up on the couch a little more.

Jimin swallows hard.

It’s now or never.

“Can you, uh—Can we kiss?”

  • The sweet life of the kim family series (115K)__<3__

Long-fics and one-shots about Kim Family heir Kim Namjoon and his two sons, Jungkook and Taehyung, along with their nanny-turned-parent, Jimin.

    • please i stg if you need a good long minjoon fic read this one it's amazing and there's a lot of content in the series and i love it so much
  • darling let me stay (9K) <3

jimin can't believe that the only way to see his best friend is through said friend's fansigns (prompt: 95line are rapline's #1 fans)

over the years, jimin falls in love

To be perfectly honest, there was one main reason that Namjoon had never acted on his feelings for Jimin. It wasn’t the noble reason either, that they were teammates and he was the leader, so it wasn’t appropriate for him to have feelings for one of his members.

Honestly, Namjoon was terrified of Kim Taehyung.

From a prompt: au where jimin is a medic and namjoon is a lieutenant who becomes blind after a bombing

When Seokjin sees Jimin and Namjoon, all he sees is their cute relationship that everyone wants to have. They don't have any troubles, they never fight and they are good for each other. It's kind of Jimin's fault that everyone thinks that. Because when they got back and Taehyung and Jin asked him how things went, he said that everything was perfect even though they all meant different things with that.

(This is the story of how Jimin meets his soulmate and then runs off to another country to get away from him. Which obviously didn't work.)

Jinkook

Jeongguk signs up for cooking classes and meets the love of his life. Seokjin teaches cooking classes and meets his mortal enemy.

    • Funny and sweet pining Jinkook with a side of Vminseok and Namgi. Contains some smut (Jin has a cooking kink? More likely than you think)
  • Plastic Pine Trees (16K)

Roommates might not be allowed at a family Christmas celebration - but boyfriends should be ok, right?

Or: Seokjin and Jungkook lie to Seokjin's family, lie to each other, and eat a lot of Christmas cookies.

Jungkook expected the bakery worker to recoil when he saw his tattoos. He was prepared for a frown or judgmental glare.

Instead the man's polite smile drifted into more of a smirk and Jungkook really had no idea what to do with that.

Jimin was an incubus. Namjoon was his target. Can I make it any more obvious?

“It's snowing! Let's go outside.”

“But, baby, it's cold outside.” Seokjin purrs against the shell of Jungkook's ear. His hands slip underneath Jungkook's shirt, fingertips tantalizingly flickering across Jungkook's abs. He smiles when Jungkook intakes a sharp breath of air, heartbeat accelerating the higher Seokjin's hands ascend. “I'd rather stay cozy indoors and warm up with you.”

“I have somewhere I want to take you for your birthday.”

“You gonna take me to Hong Kong, Jungkookie?”

or, jungkook gives seokjin the best birthday present in his life

Jeongguk woos Seokjin the only way he knows how: by treating it like an otome game.

Jungkook may be developing something more than just a passing interest in the handsome, popular but mysterious man whom he meets in his weight-lifting class.

Okay, so it may be more than a crush, especially after he meets Seokjin's makeshift little family, and discovers that there is much more to him than meets the eye.

Alright, so he may be falling in love.

Seokjin receives a wedding invitation from his best friend in the middle of the night, his car breaks down on the Very First Day, the lesbian who is organizing the wedding itself hates him for some reason and it's all good and fine until he discovers the shy kid he was so used to cling to him, isn't that at all anymore.

Jungkook's grown up pretty well…Seokjin did not ask for this.

“Gukkie? Baby, is that you?”

Seokjin’s voice is thick with sleep, his eyes bleary and dark with exhaustion, but still, even at two in the morning, he spares Jeongguk a dimpled smile.

Jeongguk’s heart skips a beat.

(alternatively: Jeongguk is in love with Seokjin and doesn't know how to tell him)

“which museum do you work for?”

“not the MET, do not tell him the MET--” it’s taehyung this time.

“i work at the MET,” jungkook supplies. he hears the groans of his team members over the com.

(jungkook is a world class thief but seokjin manages to steal his heart.)

  • Love and Chocolate (120K) <3
    • Full disclosure this is discontinued but the last chapter is basically a like detailed summary of how the story was supposed to end and honestly I loved this fic so much I was satisfied
  • Fake Sugar (87K) <3

"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."

"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.

"Yes. Doing... sex."

(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

Taekook

Jungkook makes a promise to Taehyung when they’re still in elementary school, but, for the record, when he'd made that promise he hadn't expected Taehyung to be putting himself in danger.

In a world where Taehyung has decided that there is nothing left to live for, a stranger sweeps him away. Literally.

Alternatively, Jeongguk is Spider-Man and Taehyung is his emotionally-troubled Gwen Stacy.

Based on an article titled "STRAIGHT GUY WORRIES HE'S BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO GAY ROOMMATE, REALISES HE'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM."

Read on for Jealous Jeongguk, Oblivious Taehyung, and Yoongi just being Yoongi.

Taehyung entered college expecting a whole new world; he didn't expect to find a home in the form of Jeon Jeongguk.

After endless months of looking for a job, Taehyung finally finds something that looks just made for him. But when he gets to know Jeongguk and his daughter, what was only ever meant to be a job turns into so much more—maybe even the home he had been looking for.

After a grueling two years of police university training, Kim Taehyung is excited to join the ranks of Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency's new recruits. But getting partnered up with senior police officer, Jeon Jungkook, just might be his biggest challenge yet.

The number one rule when you're a producer on a show like Miss Right, Taehyung thinks, should be do not fall for the bachelor.

It's such a shame Taehyung has never been good at following rules.

College student Jeon Jungkook reconnects via email with his childhood best friend Kim Taehyung, one fourth of idol group Bangtan. What ensues is a messy and, well, increasingly passionate back and forth.

Where there is love, there is warmth. Where there is honesty, there is relief.

In which Taehyung eats a magical fortune cookie and wakes up physically dependent on Jeongguk’s body heat.

Taehyung is a magnet for trouble, but luckily there is always help swinging around the corner.

(Or, in his quest against the forces of evil, Jeongguk spends more time saving Taehyung than he already anticipated.)

In Taehyung's three years of escorting, he thought he had nailed the art of being coy and detaching himself from his clients. And then Jeon Jeongguk came along.

There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.

He pumps a fistful of soap onto the towel and renews his efforts with twice the vigor. He has hagwon later today, and he’d rather step on Legos than go there like this. Maybe, he thinks, pausing for a second to examine the state of the dick, his parents will allow him to skip just this once. Does this count as a medical emergency? Jeongguk isn’t sure, but his hands are shaky and the towel is shaky and he’s growing more panicked by the second because it won’t come off.

He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?

"Sometimes I wonder whether you'd be better off without me. Whether you really need me at all."

Taehyung has always doubted his necessity to the group, as well as to Jungkook. Usually a knock on the head would suffice to bring him back to his senses. But this time, it seems someone was listening to his request. Now, everything has changed. He's in a world where Jungkook and the rest of the group are still famous, but he isn't.

If there’s anything Taehyung dislikes more than writing pop songs, it’s writing songs for Jungkook: rising idol, CF magnet, and one of the biggest douchebags Taehyung’s ever met.

But hey, it pays the bills.

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?"

Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand.

Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

Taehyung nearly chokes, but only nearly. Instead he raises an eyebrow and puts on the most suave smile he can manage. Hopes he looks far more collected than his for-some-reason racing heartbeat would let on, more suit-and-wine than elementary-schooler-with-a-new-crush. “You like me?”

Jeongguk blushes, and looks at his feet. He’s smiling. “Of course.”

“Really?” Taehyung says. “Like? Or like like?”

(So much for suit-and-wine.)

[ a soulmate au ]

Taehyung didn’t like to brag, but there was only a short list of things in the world that he couldn’t do, and they were:

1) Legally ride his rocket powered unicycle on campus2) Eat three popsicles in a row without getting brainfreeze3) NOT be whipped for Jeon Jungkook

And now, freshly added to the list:4) Get Jungkook’s ring off his finger

In which Taehyung gets Jungkook's ring stuck on his ring finger and Jungkook misunderstands.

Namgi

from twitter au idea : [seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"]

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