WC: 8K

Rating: N/A

Summary: When Wade is thrown back in time, he keeps running into a cutie-pie named Peter, who he just happens to be married to... who he might be cheating on with Spider-Man.

Fuck.

Notable Tags: Time Travel, Secret Relationship

Notes: Very funny lol deadpool travels to the future(?)/diff dimension where he's married to peter parker/spiderman except deadpool doesn't know that they're the same person so he's very confused and concern

WC: 7.3k

Rating: T

Summary: my cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologize and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you're pretty funny

Notable Tags: Alternate universe - No powers, Strangers to lovers

Notes: Wade has scars from being in the military (not from deadpool stuff), Peter isn't spiderman, just a broke college kid. TBH I can't remember if they actually kiss in the end even tho like it is a happy ending and Peter is pining lol. Short, cute, and funny tho!

WC: 8.7k

Rating: N/A

Summary: And, though he’s not quite thinking when he does it, Wade flicks his head forwards, sending his sunglasses down the slope of his nose so his eyes make contact with the kid’s larger ones, “If ya couldn’t tell already, this pretty boy ain’t so pretty but hey, ‘least I’m rich, huh?”

“You sure about that pretty part?” The younger quicks, taking his time to drag his gaze down the length of Wade’s figure, hovering over the broad bridge of his shoulders, the taper of his waist.

“Sorry- what?”

// or, another first meeting that's not really a first meeting at all.

Notable Tags: Identity Reveal, Meet-Cute, Idiots in Love

Notes: I'm a sucker for Deadpool meeting Peter but not realizing it's Spiderman. Warning, deadpool does get kinda insecure in here as per usual but it all turns out alright!

WC: 6.8k

Rating: T

Summary: For some reason, Peter thinks Deadpool knows his secret identity so he thinks its not a big deal to chat with the merc in his civilian identity whenever he bumps into him in various locations. Wade, meanwhile, is confused on why a cute but grouchy nerd keeps talking to him like they know each other but hey, its New York! Eccentrics are everywhere and this guy is really cute and doesn’t seem to mind hanging out with him! Also somehow they ended up maybe-or-maybe-not on a date???

Notable Tags: Identity Reveal, Misunderstandings

Notes: Exactly what it says on the tin lol

WC: 7.9k

Rating: G

Summary: “I’m your new neighbor,” Wade forged on, oblivious to Peter’s state of shock, and he stuck out a scarred hand. Peter gripped it, feeling numb, and gave it a shake. Did Wade realize who he was? No, clearly not. He was acting way too normally. Wade was one for dramatics.

Notable Tags: Identity Reveal, Neighbors

Notes: Wade accidentally moves in next door to peter without knowing he's spiderman

WC: 28.4k

Rating: M

Summary: "Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?

Oh.

“Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "

Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.

Notable Tags: Secret Identity, Deadpool has a daughter, Peter has anxiety

Notes: The misunderstanding is very funny in the beginning ngl lol. Also love deadpool's daughter Ellie so any fic with her gets bonus points

WC: 12.7k

Rating: T

Summary: Peter had spent the majority of the last three months convincing himself that he wasn’t crushing on his new roommate. He just...wasn’t. Couldn’t be. Because this apartment was a steal, in a good part of the city and the commute was great for work. He couldn’t possibly put all that in jeopardy just because he happened to have a lot of things in common with a pretty sweet guy.

So, yeah.

No crush on Wade here.

Notable Tags: Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, idiots in love, Alternate Universe - no powers

Notes: Peter moves in with Deadpool because he's looking for a place to stay and deadpool needs a roommate (peter's not spiderman tho)

WC: 10.2k

Rating: M

Summary: Peter’s Instagram page has unknowingly become Wade’s piece of heaven when he was looking for something beautiful to get off to. But when he starts to follow and like all Peter’s posts, never did he think it would result in him getting a happy ending with his friendly neighbourhood Spider.

Notable Tags: Gwen Stacy Lives, Angst with a happy ending, identity reveal, friends to lovers, Andrew Garfield is MY spiderman

Notes: From what I remember I feel like I mighta thought it felt a little fast and slighttllyyyyy OOC but I mean hey still not a bad fic!

WC: 7.3k

Rating: M

Summary: After being drugged at a party, Peter is lucid enough to figure out that he needs help. But who does he even know (and trust) enough that he can just pop up on their doorstep at two in the morning?

Meanwhile, Wade would just really like to know who this random college kid is that showed up at his door.

Notable Tags: Secret Identity Fail, attempted SA, Getting Together, Happy Ending

Notes: The SA is /attempted/ but don't worry Peter can hold his own and gets outta that situation

WC: 2.8k

Rating: N/A

Summary: The five times Wade tells Peter he loves him and the one time Peter gets his head out of his ass.

Notable Tags: Mutual Pining, Friends to Lovers, Bed Sharing

Notes: what it says on the tin lolol

WC: 24.5k

Rating: T

Summary: Deadpool meets Peter Parker, the cute guy who saw his face and smiled.

Notable Tags: Humor, Angst, Misunderstandings, Kind of Slow Burn

Notes: Ok I read this like over a week ago but from what I remember, Deadpool meets Peter and rlly likes him and they basically start to hang out and kinda date and Wade keeps asking Spiderman for advice but when he finds out that Peter /is/ Spiderman he feels like Spidey was tricking him.

WC: 10.6k

Rating: T

Summary: Wade develops a massive crush on his adorable delivery guy. It shouldn't have surprised him that he fell for the same person twice.

AKA five times Wade tried to impress Peter Parker and the one time he realized he didn't have to.

Notable Tags: Deadpool in a dress, pining wade wilson, happy ending

Notes: Peter ends up delivering food to Deadpool (to his surprise) and Deadpool is so taken with him that he awkwardly and terribly tries to seduce him/win him over as he continues to order the food just so that Peter will show up lol

WC: 14.6k

Rating: E

Summary: Peter can't stop looking at and thinking about Wade's great big arms and shoulders and hands and back. He's fine. (He's not fine.)

Notable Tags: Size Kink, Awkward Crush, Love Confessions, First Time

Notes: You knew I had to throw in an explicit one eventually asdlkfjs ngl I've skipped over like at LEAST 15 ones that I deemed too close to PWP to bombard you with unprompted, but like if you text me in the early hours of the morning/late hours of the night asking for some PWP Spideypool I will text you some links, no questions asked. Like a covert drug deal.

WC: 14.7k

Rating: T

Summary: The Avengers find out who Spider-Man has been spending his time with for the past few months and decide to have a chat with him about it. It doesn't go too well. (Shocking, I know.)

Notable Tags: Pining, Peter is Such a Cutie Experiencing His First Love and No One Knows How to Handle It

Notes: ok so I know it seems at first like it would be a Tom holland fic but its not! I think it's just kind of a comic adjacent interpretation. I personally just imagine Andrew Garfield, as per usual. Basically the Avengers don't like Spiderman hanging out with Deadpool cause uh, duh. Peter gets mad at them for trying to tell him not to hang with Deadpool, eventually his crush on Deadpool works itself out too.

WC: 3.1k

Rating: T

Summary: Peter and Wade are sort of a thing. Everyone knows. Except for Peter.

Notable Tags: Young Avengers, Pining, Date that Peter Doesn't realize is a Date

Notes: written in 2012 and peter has his own apartment so like it can't physically be Tom Holland lol. As with the last one, I think it's more comic adjacent, but I was able to insert Andrew Garfield into it fine lmao.

WC: 6.8k

Rating: M

Summary: Peter works long hours, okay, but he really can’t ignore the man bleeding out on his fire escape, no matter how much he’d rather collapse face first onto his bed and sink into oblivion.

Notable Tags: Nurse!Peter, Wade has powers but Peter doesn't have his powers

Notes: Nurse peter decides to patch up Deadpool when he finds him bleeding out on his fire escape, despite deadpool's insistence that he'll heal. Deadpool kind of just keeps coming back whenever he's hurt.

WC: 5.7k

Rating: E

Summary: Based off the tumblr prompt:: Wade starts dating Peter, and doesn't know he is Spidey

(Authors Note:: My Spideypool is always based on Andrew Garfield/Ryan Reynolds Characters)

Notable Tags: Idiots in Love, Angst with a happy ending

Notes: Aka fandoms favorite trope, wade dates peter, doesn't know he's spidey, feels betrayed when he finds out and there's angst

WC: 9.8k

Rating: M

Summary: I saw this anonymous prompt on tumblr and had to try writing it. Props to the anon who came up with this idea, because it's really awesome!!

Anonymous said: If anyone is up for it I have a rescue prompt idea where Peter (he is not in his spiderman suit) is taken as a hostage with a gun to the head along with a few other civilians. Peter is warning the criminals to let everyone go otherwise his fiance,Wade, will kill them all. They mock him and beat him up. Then a furious Deadpool saves Peter by the most badass way possible. Also I would love if someone write how unnervingly skilled Wade is as a mercenary. Please? Anyone?

Notable Tags: Kidnapping, Peter is a badass, established relationship

Notes: Peter is taken hostage along with a bunch of other bus passengers and can't get them out without revealing he's spiderman so he pulls the whole 'my fiance is deadpool and he's gonna fuck you up card', what happens next will shock you!

WC: 2.3k

Rating: T

Summary: In which Wade needs a place to stay for a night, maybe two. At least he promised not to be annoying.

Notable Tags: Gwen Stacy is a BAMF, bad flirting, bed sharing, first kiss

Notes: Gwen and Peter are friends and roommates, deadpool needs a place to crash for a couple nights but he just kind of... doesn't leave. Feat Gwen teasing peter constantly about when he and wade are just gonna get together already.

WC: 2.7k

Rating: E

Summary: Wade's fucking bored and he still has that stupid brochure for the Haunted Segway Tours so why the fuck not?

Enter: Hot Tour Guide.

Notable Tags: SEGWAYS, peter is a hot tour guide and also still spiderman

Notes: was gonna say congrats on the second explicit fic in here i deemed toeing the line but having enough plot to not be PWP and be on this, but with the deleting half the rec fiasco it might be the first now. Also added cause I remembered it when we watched deadpool today and he took the haunted segway tours brochure from the cab.

WC: 4.2k

Rating: T

Summary: Deadpool has found a new mystery love interest. For some reason, Spider-Man doesn't like this development at all.

Notable Tags: mutual pining, jealousy, happy ending, love confessions

Notes: Deadpool starts asking spidey for relationship advice to woo a new mystery man, spidey gets jealous. What happens next will shock you!

WC: 7k

Rating: E

Summary: Wade finished the latte with a flourish and presented it to Peter. “And now we fall in love,” Wade said, bouncing eagerly on the balls of his feet.

“Oh, is that so?” Peter asked with a wry smile. “It would have to be one hell of a cup of coffee.”

“It’s not working,” Wade whispered to himself. “I told you this was stupid. Coffeeshop AUs are so overdone.”

Notable Tags: Coffee shops, sharing a bed, neighbors, university, soulmate-identifying marks but not really, getting together, pining

Notes: Deadpool decides to try out fanfic tropes to woo spiderman/peter because ya know, the fourth wall is for losers.

WC: 5.2k

Rating: T

Summary: The Parkers' new neighbor is handsome, nice, funny... and spends an awful lot of time with Aunt May? There's no way Wade Wilson is becoming Peter's new uncle. Not on Peter's watch.

Or the one in which Peter is a sleep-deprived college student who jumps too fast at conclusions, and Wade thinks he's doing a good job at flirting with Peter (he isn't).

Notable Tags: Miscommunications, alt universe - no powers, mutual pining

Notes: Not sure if intended, but def reads like andrew garfield's peter. Funny misunderstanding

WC: 481.2k

Rating: M

Summary: Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed with The Amazing Spider-Man movies (AKA what if they were the love interest in each other’s movies).

What if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.

Notable Tags: all of them, all of the tags lmao

Notes: I've only read about 25 of 50 chapters but it's good so far!

WC: 6.1k

Rating: T

Summary: Wade Wilson offers to join the Avengers on a mission in his husband Peter Parker's place. Maybe he should have told them what his powers actually are… Or Wade joins the Avengers on a mission, dies, and comes back to life, scaring the shit out of the Avengers.

Notable Tags: Married Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, temporary character death, NOT tom holland spiderman

Notes: In fics when deadpool doesn't tell spider/peter that he's immortal, its sad when he dies. When spiderman/peter knows but others don't... somehow.. comedy

WC: 10.1k

Rating: E

Summary: Wade's been with the Avengers for four months. The two of them have been together for five.

Their relationship consists of taco-based dates, a ton of sex, and, well, Avenging.

Both Peter and the team lost some street cred after Wade joined them, but whatever. Peter's more preoccupied with the fact that a) he told Wade his last name about a two months ago b) they spend a lot of time at Peter's place now, too c) he kind of wants to introduce him to Aunt May, and d) he's pretty damn sure he's in love.

Or, five times they’re interrupted while attempting to bang plus one time Wade gives Peter the red light special*

(*with apologies to TLC).

Notable Tags: Humor, Bad puns, Avengers Team, TASM (andrew garfield movies)

Notes: not gonna pretend I don't read explicit fics alsfdj this is funny!

WC: 3.9k

Rating: M

Summary: Always like he’s getting all his softness out with Peter so he can go out and crush everything else, because two days ago he made Peter blueberry pancakes in the nude, sang Taylor Swift all morning, and Peter knows that his Wade and everyone else’s are two very different people, but the idea of Wade ever hurting him is just -

Notable Tags: established relationship, protective wade

Notes: Confirmed andrew garfield peter so that's a plus lol. Basically ppl don't understand why Peter would date Deadpool but he gets to see a diff side

WC: 8.7k

Rating: T

Summary: Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy…

This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.

Notable Tags: mutual pining, happy ending, getting together, identity reveal

Notes: Peter gets a little insecure when Wade shows up at his workplace but doesn't even spare him a glance (since, duh he's not dressed as spidey)

aight so these last handful I haven't read yet but I have them marked for later cause they sound promising and they're longer fics. Like I said before I'm also sure I left off some fics by accident after I had to redo half the list, and if you ever need PWP i don't judge I'll send em lmao.

WC: 18.2k

Rating: E

Summary: Spider-Man has a disastrous team-up with Deadpool, landing himself in the mercenary's care. Little do they know, they've also landed themselves in the middle of an alien conspiracy.

Notable Tags: friends to lovers, humor

Notes: authors notes says it's andrew garfield spiderman lol

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