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:sunny: nihil novi sub sole.
:penguin: my penguin wife is penguin dead
thinking about how pointlessly gendered mannequins are.
mr spamton, ton me some [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
mr spamton ton me some spam (bum bum bum) make it the best man door car hook hand
this is my universe; i can do what i want.
nihil novi sub sole.
all hail the chosen one, the ever so glorious, dick splash
i can forsee no repercussions to this!!! absolutely none!!!!
all trans nb men do is eat hot chip and cry
hold this *apple emoji*
:zany_face: mfw i accidentally eat my child
we gotta bring back chump
*snaps spine in half like a pencil*
did i just say "exploiting"? that's not a very nice word!
eternally torn between doing Business with sminny and causing Mischief with boy boy mysterio
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big ol cat mouth and tiny lil kitty teeth. that is all.
apologies to anyone who tries to talk to me
the irish lads streams are my comfort food
maybe im just awkward and depressed
this right here is a tragedy, and every tragedy needs...a greek chorus!
no one look at me,, i'm trying to emotionally recover from troy's final episode of community
death comes to us all.
[reality is substituted with fart-reality]
and so we've got ourselves a problem here, and the problem is you.
barbie life in the dreamhouse is an outstanding piece of television. that is all.
you're not your thoughts, not your brain. you're just the character you've made.
harry potter was written by starkid and if you disagree no you dont /lh
goodnight, dragon!
you like plotting a garden, and i like plotting to kill.
okay is wonderful <3
follow me this life
on thursdays we be seagulls
i'm not here for fun; i'm here for murder.
:pinching_hand emoji: this close to diagnosing myself with autism and just not giving a fuck about what the psychologist says
oop forget to change my status again :p
the secret to heaven is simply consuming whatever we sell them.
we work to earn the right to give ourselves the right to buy the right to live to earn the right to die.
i have spent too much of my life not appreciating dolly parton for the gem she is.
i'm not a damsel in distress; i'm a sprite in strife.
inside me are two wolves: one has been irreparably damaged from the trauma my parents have caused me and the other nEeDs HiS mOm
:chicken:
:pensive: i look at you sadly as i start to eat; you didn't even wish me bon appétit.
:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: i fell in love with having proper insurance for my car
ramp
where were you when turg won?
turg
he do be grumble
when the bait is out... i love my brick
holidays suck
rest in penis
:trophy: new vegas caravan champion 2281
zuck mark fuckerburg
eternal peace is probably overrated.
trying my damnedest to beat junimo kart
who isn't partial to a good bit of dong?
bad dong™️
hey, you got a license for that?
two words: rat cannon
yo, can i gape in here?
discover weekly has never understood my music taste :///
professional butt-muncher
no one talk to me,, new umbrella academy just dropped
:v:
you're never too old to burn to death in a fire.
TELL ME WHYYY
who needs a surgeon when you have a pair of hedge clippers and chloroform
im not a real doctor but i am a real bees i am an act ual bees
the end of the match lies further ahead.
:eyes: the hooey was true-y.
currently regressing into my 2016 self and obsessing over daniel howell again
imagine calling watching one video obsessing LMAO (self callout)
fall guys dick skin fall guys dick skin fall guys dick skin fall guys dick skin fall guys dick skin fall guys dick skin fall guy
🐍😭 MY WEINER
that's my son, craphole, the baby killer
:railway_car: the rail will prevail!
i'm going to set myself on fire and hold you as close as i can.
feeling weird. don't expect responses for now.
:otter: it's blubbin time
#PUTTEKKENOSTSBACKONSPOTIFY2022
HEY YO CHICKEN ON A RAFT,, CHICKEN ON A RAFT ON A MONDAY MORNING OH WHAT A TERRIBLE SIGHT TO SEE
ALL HAIL GLASHNOK
YODEL SONG POG!!!!!
beta testing my next cs profile
:rage: fuck you, sims freeplay in-game currency!!!!
watson and pudge are my cats and i love them dearly. that is all <3
:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: let's make this crack den a crack home
making cookies,, will be afk for 30 minutes
doing dishes,, will continue to be afk
:eyes: do YOU remember?
:shark: kira <3
https://itsyourbirthday.today/?name=arcade
the only real conspiracy theory is that james acaster deaged himself to star in the iconic film, summertime christmas (2010)
:pensive: there is no easter bunny...no tooth fairy...no queen of england
:eyes: jayce and viktor have me feeling some kind of way
SO HELP ME BOB I'M BULLY IN THE ALLEY, WEY HEY BULLY IN THE ALLEY, HELP ME BOB I'M BULLY IN THE ALLEY, BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL
they're SKELETONS, mike! they're unpredictable!!
hmmm i want to write an au where benny and arcade (not me) are roommates, but even in an au i think they'd hate each other skjdh
:sob: AAA WORDS ARE FRUSTRATING
just a guy doing Guy Things
how would one become a non-asshole version of chandler bing? ...asking for a friend.
I CAN'T STOP CHANGING MY STATUS HELP /J
what if i just put my darkest secret here for like two minutes? would anyone see it? do i even have a darkest secret? /rh
indecisive panic time
insert the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life here
:eyes: hello to anyone who sees this. you are now the chosen one(/s)
lol
*roblox oof*
sometimes i have to wonder if devoting nine years of my life to chicken smoothie was truly worth it.
:eyes: is it finally jayvik as phoenix and miles au time????
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT NEW SEASON OF DEAD END BRB HAVE TO GO WATCH IT
drawing - responses will be slow
shit computer is shit
:eyes: drawing again today. is this the Sevdaj Artist Era™️????
a wise dog once said, 'i'm not immediately great at it, so i give up.'
:cucumber: i can't tell - is this a duck? /ref
SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE <333
it's still a little early but... https://itsyourbirthday.today/?name=fallout%253A%2520new%2520vegas&identity=game
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEW VEGAS!!! <333
where's romeo? OH NOMEO!
you echo and linger
gary's song and i see the light from tangled will always make me cry and if that means i can't be tough so be it
what are discord statuses even for?? i use them like discount twitter but i'm thinking that's wrong
this sounds different,, has the song changed or have my ears
WAS I LISTENING TO A DIFFERENT VERSION THIS WHOLE TIME
BRO WHY IS GARY'S SONG UNIRONICALLY SAD AND WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING TO IT SFKJHSKJFH
cat
:eye: hi
i have no idea what to put here but i refuse to leave it blank so i apologize on my behalf
and you can't come because you don't speak french~ /lyr
i'm the albatross across your clavicle
the lamenting penguin is trans. i could explain way but you dont even knwo the lamenting penguin smh
smh mental typos suck ruining my thoughts get outta my brain spelling errors
it pains me to know i can never have ben schwartz's voice....but i do have his soul :eyes:
FEEL THAT CHICKEN BEAT
mandy patinkin
hypotenuse, radius, tangent, sine, 3.14159
:crab: if you want to
LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
goodbyee~ (chornly)
:pensive: when miku said 'mama just killed a man' i felt that
SANDRA BOYNTON HOG WILD POG??
sick - replies will vary.
and i tell it 'you don't scare me' with my head between its jaws /lyr
the difference between not wanting to be alive and wanting to die is palpable today
:pensive: shrek's ass is too potent for chicken smoothie dot com
is there something after dying like an afterlife or god? or a reason why you're sighing like you find my interest odd? /lyr
and i need to know. the unknown steps up to dare me. and i tell it 'you don't scare me' with my head between its jaws /lyr
i wanna be a modern dancer! /lyr
listening to spotify versions of starkid songs is a form of self harm /j
doing a solo the guy who didn't like musicals sing-along
EMMA SCREAMING AT THE END OF THE CREDITS HAS ME IN TEARS I AM NOT OKAY SDKJHFKDSJHF /lh
:pensive: paul the Autistic Legend deserved better
yall - jon matteson and lauren lopez are fucking talented im,,, just AAA tgwdlm is so good <333
just remembered i have to watch black friday next,, rip
:chicken: watching black friday but leaving discord open bc That's The American Way:tm: - i will not be available for talking
started black friday but paused it for a bit and having trouble going back sdkjfshf
aj make my problems go away please and thank you
insert Breakdown Status here,, too anxious to be unironically upset on main rn
relating to the tell-tale heart more and more each day
still haven't gotten over discord's font change
go read the job description, doc. obsessing over this shit is what we do
:sob: NEED TO KNOW IS NOT PRODUCING THE SAME CHEMICALS IN MY BRAIN IT ONCE WAS I CANNOT BE SO DONE WITH THIS SO QUICKLY
nevermind the chemicals are back i'm just dramatic
nadia vulvokov appreciation hours <333
no
:sob: theres not a problem a felt friend cant solve....too bad i dont have a felt friend
if yall see what i say here no u dont
OMG EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IS JUST BUBBLE BOY CONFIRMED???!?!?!?!
look at me! i'm wearing a bubble suit! ...use your imagination!
:hearts: pea kirby go brrr
only here to play varubot atm
cheese sandwich my beloved <333
:pensive: discord won't let me be BURG
WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS A FUTHERMUCKING HERO /lyr
PLAID SHIRT GUY POG!!!!
:pensive: emma i'm sorry
paul x bill is real and no one can convince me otherwise
reconnecting to server...
some ants! Toot
youll never be quite as seafood you wish you were nice and seafooooddddd
happy lantern rite!!
here but not in a Talking way and more of a I Dont Know What To Do With Myself So Ive left Discord Open to Satiate My Brain way
i'm giving out my heart while i'm poisoning my brain /lyr
if i could live in third person, well, i don't think that life would be much worse than it is /lyr
it happens.
better call saul hours (replies will be slow)
SPIES ARE FOREVER AT 54 BELOW IS SO FUCKING GOOD YOU GUYS OMG
hmm i take that back,, i think i just was impressed by pomme koch's performance dskjfk
:sob: THE WARMEST HELLO TO THE COLDEST GOODBYE
'when these two spies are together they're gay and unstoppable' - tessa netting
TOP TEN SADDEST ANIME DEATHS: NUMBER TEN - THE BANANA PEEL INCIDENT
:sob: okay but yall i am so upset that aj did not get to play the deadliest man,, we were ROBBED
:SOB: WHO KNOW I COULD FORGET MY- MY....NO.
IF A SPY IS A SPY AND I ONCE WAS A SPY, THEN I COULD BE A SPY AGAIN
:sob: AND I KNOW JUST WHERE I'M GOING - ME AND MY PARTNER OWEN
A.S.S.:tm:
WOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAOAOAOOAOAOAO
:pray: big thank you to slime tutorials for existing
SORRY I'M LATE GUYS
ISN'T IT MARVELOUS!!!!!! ISN'T IT GAY!!!!!!!!! - spies are forever summarized in six words
just keep him away from the nuclear buttons doesn't quite have the same ring to it i'll be honest
JIBBER JABBER! JIBBER JABBER! AND WE'RE BACK!
HEE HEE
An Uplifting Trauma Dump:tm:
CLARK POG?!?!??!!
I GUESS WE'RE NOT DOING THIS..?
JOSIE MERRIDEW SOBBINF?!?!?!
CURT MOM POG?!?!?!
ONE MORE SHOT WE GOT WORK TO DOoOoOoOoOoo
:sob: YALL KSJDKSFH I CANNOT HANDLE ONE STEP AHEAD RIGHT NOW WHY IS IT LIKE THIS (AND BYT HIS I MEAN GOOD)
:sob: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN I KNEW?
OMG ESTHER POG!?!?!?!?!? bro i love esther so much :sob: :hearts:
SPIES ARE FOREVER,, IT'S A MUSICAL,, IT'S ABOUT SPIES!!!! /LYR
clerks always be clerkin
they said he was a devilish man who liked to play with knives /lyr
SPOTIFY VERSIONS OF STARKID SONGS ARE SO BAD LMFAO
just john and me forever eternally, jane doe /lyr
:v: dysphoric breakdown hours - replies will be limited
'for nothing he says seems to matter.'
:scream: mfw courtney got paid
wubba dubba dub, is that true?
superb like a broken string!
life is like a box of chocolates from the whizzo chocolate company
:sob: OMFG I JUST WONDERTRADED BRIAN DAVID GIBLERT I AM DEVASTATED
watching rtgame rhythm heaven stream vod again - replies will be Practically Nonexistent
people who actually interact with their favorite content creators scare me
that's jim!
rogi core is putting something in your status thinking it's The Most Important Quote and forgetting what it means the next day
oh dear! nothing in the beekeeper's manual about aerial abduction
eat my trash, dinosaurs!
not here to talk - only logging wishes bc tired arcade is tired
discord going so fast no one will know that i am gay
i'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy /lyr
:popcorn: propcorn? i thought these were chips!
CHIEF O'BRIAN MY BELOVED <33
[this would open] up a whole closet full of skeletons - and not the fun halloween kind that play their ribs like a xylophone
but nobody remembers the doctor.
no one is addressing the real mystery: if ricky isn't cheating on beth, how did everyone get mono????
jinkies! jeepers! where the jink are my jinking glasses?
this video is important to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=677Q3JqeK48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=677Q3JqeK48
'because i'm mad, i'm rejoicing...without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!'
:expressionless: very unchicken-like
look at me i keep glitter up my sleeves wakka wakka
:hearts: burger chainz and vang0 bang0 are everything to me
sitting on the tracks waiting for the night train
:tada: OFFICIAL TESTOSTERONE HAVER!!!!!!
you cannot kill me in a way that matters
instead the apocalypse was only the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history.
dwink stop shooting my business associates.
now, guys, what would the fire marshal say about this open flame?
when i am empty, please dispose of me.
they will see me, not the things that you say
logging genshin wishes - still on break
a tasty snack indeed /ref
:tada: TWO MONTHS!!!!
CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET CS ROCK PET
will you pray for me, when i'm gone, or is this the eternal dark without a dawn? /lyr
probably listening to the nerdy prudes must die soundtrack.
:sob: impulse trading will be the death of me
RUN YA LITTLE BITCH
dog ho 7o
:transgender_flag: four hour fart
STANLEY TUCCI RAT RACE POG
i don't like to tell you what you already know, but you're gonna do better with your ducks in a row
:eyes: pizza box dance ooooooooooooo
:sob: 🎵 AND NOW MY HEART IS BEATING LIKE THE SADDEST METRONOME 🎵
I AM A REAL BEES I AM AN AC-TUAL BEES I LIVE LIKE A BEES I LIKE TO PLAY THE DRUMS I THINK IM GETTING GOOD BUT I CAN HANDLE CRITI
*shotguns twenty-seven packets of toaster strudel icing*
genshin goat my beloved <33
fart locker
eternal time loop of arcade punching eight hundred gold into a guy
cabbage pog
:musical_note: you nailed down the windows and you locked the doors but the call was coming inside
life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
:musical_note: there's really just one thing we have in common: neither of us will be missed
TAIKI WAITITI AS GANDALF IN THE AIR NZ SAFETY VIDEO POG
:sob: owen, please, if you could see what's become of me what would you think? /lyr
say hello to the deadliest MEN in the world
appy to elp
just don't screw up and die on me or i'll kill you myself /lyr
YOU GOTTA ! YOU GOTTA !
:sob: owen
what the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! /q
*evil twirl*
TIME FOR YTHE BEST SONG
SPY AGAIN IT'S WHO I AM DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND
:sob: o-owen?
yeah! that guy knows what's up /q
:flushed: don't we look marvelous? isn't it gay?
happy to be here and happy to see there are so many glasses Clin-King
AND ANOTHER
this is for...uhh....i forgot what i was going to say /lyr
i like vodka! /q
et tu, mr deadliest man?
:eyes: what about...our secret? /q
typical jerk!
:sob: you know you broke my heart
THIS IS WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
Computer Box:tm:
ritchie my beloved
MARIAHS VOICE YALL IM-
twenty twenty-wurn
:wolf: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
never look in the eye - he's a literal monster
like a nighthawk he preys
he's the reason with no why
I ROAR AND YOU CRY IM THE REASON YOU RUN AND HIDE
you better leave your hopes behind
YOU CAN WATCH AS I RISE; I WILL CLAIM WHAT IS MINE
but what if all my thoughts were stronger? what if my beliefs were taller?
what if i were wrong? it's only in my head. what if people see me as someone other than who i am?
and if i finally break the rules i will know of my world i'm the ruler
a one-way ticket power trip with no room for censorship, babe
:pray: the trinity is more than two
you're breaking hearts for the fun and it's bloody /lyr
we'll make him shit his pants!
we're gonna invoke his fury by making him FREAK prematurely
petey gonna jump; jager gonna jager out!
do you conserve your mass?
beans school! beans school? excellent!
:grinning: how else he gonna fit?
give those to me
and now i can pee all by myself!
:middle_finger: fuck you clivesdale
VEST SIBG B=TME!!!!!!!
no...this c-cant be!
DID YA MISS ME MISS WHILE I WAS GONE
JAGERMAN WILL RISE
YOU PISHED ME OFF THE EDGE
THE CLEANSING OF YOUR KIND
will you pray for me when i'm gone or until another ritchie comes along?
WILL YOU PRAY FOR ME WHEN I'M GONE OR IS THIS THE ETERNAL DARK WITHOUT A DAWN?
WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOU WHEN YOUR BODY'S GONE? THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS NIGHTMARE TIME
i am dan reynolds
i certainly don't LOVE killing
excuse me? how dARE YOU
:pray: no hatred only halos
can i shit or will i drown?
no i havent seen your gRiLl BrUsH maury
i turned forty today
and life is full of all of the trappings of the well to do
and life is fine if only it were mine
just for once i'd feel the light inside, the burning of a candle
it fucking worked, i'm fucking here, he's fucking her
there's still carpet in the bathroom and of the two who's the worse for wear? me
but just for once, my life could be just what i wanted
i used to dance....i used to dance
ugh i found your grill brush maury it was right here all along
if i loved you you would know it
show me how i'm the user when youre using your power to slyly get all that you want
POKOTHO, BLIKOTEP, T'NOY KRAXIUS, NIBLONETHM, WIGOGUGOGURATH (100% accurate spelling)
hello, fweindy wends!
you summon us, you summon us twice, you gamble it on the roll of the dice
STEPHANIE YUM YUM
why help you with the jagerman when we could help the world?
we even hold court in your own tongue and form
WHATEVER WE WANT WE WANT WE WANT WHATEVER WE WANT WE GET
the lords in black, the lords in black call us
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE
stephanie has got a gun, tralala how fun!
pay the price or fuck off
the devil has won it cant be undone the book has all but closed on your life
IF I LOVED YOU I WOULD SHOW IT
and if i finally break the rules- i would know that you'd have to do it
if i loved like you should be loved, loved you more than the stars above, loved you like i could of
worst song time!
YA THINK ID STOP WITH HIM
IM THE GIRL YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW
IS THIS A POWER I NOW POSESS
WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOU WHEN YOUR BODY'S GONE? THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE
RUN, PERVS, RUN
darkness will spare my soul
:pensive: darkness will spare my souldiscord going so fast no one will know that i am gay
KJSDHFKSDH I FUCKED UP MY STATUS OH NO
apologies if anyone has actually been reading all these statuses KJSDHFK
CURSE YOU, CS USER SOUP!!!!!!
who needs human connection when you have a cashewmilk smoothie
:musical_note: sick little feelings in my sick little brain
currently eating my comfort food that is the rt game rhythm heaven stream vod
khajiit walks in your footsteps
let me henceforth be known as the discover of daleep
:face_with_raised_eyebrow: no car?
ME AND THE BOYS JAMMING OUT TO COFFEE BY SUPERSISTER
FALLOUT: NEW VILES?!?!?! (i just figured out how to link xbox and discord lmao)
let the roaring of the waves my solemn requiem be (/lyr)
mouth numb head empty (went to teeth doctor)
mouth sore head empty (went to teeth doctor)
ARCADE AND ARCADE BACK AT IT AGAIN!!!
:pensive: my penguin wife is penguin dead
THEYRE SKELETONS MIKE ; THEY'RE UNPREDICTABLE
pudge thinks all he has to do is be sweet to me to make up for keeping me awake all night and he's right
ITTO
ITTO HAVER CONFIRMED!!!
someone take my bank account away from me,, i dont want to know the Money Numbers anymore
leveling up itto <33
:pensive: not even in video games can i escape awkward chit chat
BLARTING ALL OVER THE PLACE RN
he blarted o7
NO PIZZA. WANT BOX. PIZZA BOX. PIZZA BOX.
no way man - i just shrove
please subscribe to my channel-een
had mouth surgery,, probably not capable of speaking in coherent sentences,, but im still on discord bc fuck it KJSDFKJH
had teeth surgery,, tired and recovering - replies will be limited
hot tires...hot burgers!
i officially look like a chipmunk
CRYING AT MEMORY WHILE DELUDING MYSELF INTO THINKING I CAN SING JUST AS BEAUTIFULLY
mouth hurts :/
need cs snakes PRONTO
teef hurt >:|
villains are everywhere; that's how i know that i'm the hero! (/lyr)
CURRENTLY ON A HUNT FOR A SONG COVER BY BRIZZYVOICES THAT I VAGUELY REMEMBER FROM 9 YEARS AGO
:pray: thank you wayback machine my dearest beloved
SUDDEN STARKID JUMPSCARE?!?! (positive)
starting my career as a roblox filmmaker
i'll break the chain; you'll see. i'm gonna live forever! (/lyr)
give me the hope to run out of steam (/lyr)
cheez-its, vegetarian meatballs, and boba tea
unhand the science!
some crazy garbage called 'the blood of the exploited working class'
LESS THAN A HOUR UNTIL ZOMBURGER SHIRT MAY BE SHIPPING!!!!
fat ass cat (pudge) sleeping on my arm - limited replies
:sob: HE LEFT </3
HADES VANQUISHED LETS FUCKING GO
through all your travels your sins will follow /lyr
listening to nerdy prudes must die soundtrack
it is mister arcade, transmitting from the forbidden zone, a zone that is, yes, forbidden to you!
:coffee: Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? Not fucking many!
my initials might spell out ass someday
:warning: CRISIS ALERT - i have just remembered i exist
back to creating an entire social hierarchy in fallout shelter
my wifi fucking sucks >:(
just sat cross-legged on my bathroom counter and did nothing for two hours for no fucking reason
MY COMPUTER FUCKING CRASHED AND WONT TURN BACK ON I AM UPSET but also top surgery consult stuff is happening so its not ALL bad
processing... it is NOT ludwig birthday >:|
TOP SURGERY CONSULT IN A WEEK FUCK YEAH
groodalicious
meant to sleep but now i'm sitting cross-legged on my bathroom counter and hanging out with my pets
i may not be a girl, but in this moment i am a Gorl™️
i may not be a girl, but in this moment i am Gorl™️
would sell my liver to anyone who can find the version of the song i like on spotify
i know not what gods you pray to but make your peace with them
cant talk too busy shiddn and far tn
vulnerable, vibrant, and at times hostile when stressed
the gun metal gray of interstellar travel,, what could be more delicious?
this must be the emotion you humans know as blood
PENTATONIX SELF-TITLED ALBUM MY BELOVED!!!!!
eating eyeballs to get my daily dose of vitamin see
RICHARD AYOADE MY BELOVED <33
after some googling i am Hesitant about supporting richard ayoade at this time so i shall say 'james acaster my beloved' instead
he was alive. he was Tall. he was safe. he was... ROGER
playing tears of the kingdom!! (replies will be slow)
you want some cooked human? // you need anyone dead, you know who to call
MIKU SONG MY BELOVED <333
having some anxiety after a Phone Call:tm: - please be nice to me (i'm the mayor /ref)
flea season - i am an in a constant state of itchiness
need a does of irish lad raft streams to cure the grumps
sHlEeP wItH oNe EyE oHpEn
:pensive: * sorrowful music * rest in peace kevin's ramp,, it's with glashnok now
ONE AM LET IT GO KAROAKE LETSGOOO WAKE MY NEIGHBORS SPEEDRUNNNN
sticking my head out of a car's sun roof
:sob: trying to solve algebra bc of west of loathing
*shuffler bot voice* ANGRY AT SQUEEX. ANGRY AT LUDWIG. LUDWIG - FUCK YOU
cookies and cream ice cream to heal the woes of the soul
butter flavored puffcorn to heal the woes of the soul
won't make my mama proud; it's gonna cause a scene /lyr
googling doccing it up while i try to get out Important Thought || limited replies
tfw you think you had a revelation but instead you thunk against the same glass door that's held you captive your whole life
:knife: 73 days
:knife: 72 days
:knife: 71 days
:knife: 70 days
:knife: 69 days
:crab: CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE TALK LIKE CRAB TASTE LIKE PEOPLE
:knife: 68 days
sir
; ma'am
; shithead [✓]
66 days || if i dont reply it's just bc i feel Bad and Tired and brain cant word under these conditions
:knife: 65 days
fuck animal crossing >:|
I FINALLY CAUGHT A FUCKING CHAR LETS FUCKING GOOO
stringfish being in a pain in my ass cAN YOU JUST BE CAUGHT ALREADY
friendship with animal crossing over; stardew valley is my new best friend
HOLD THE LINE o7
WE FUCKING HELD THE LINEE
:mirror_ball: good job. you've made it to the bottom of the mind control facility. well done.
empathy rock x emotional reassurance bucket fanfic when???
cricket in my room keeping me up i hate bugs
*aggressively shaking* I CANNOT WAIT FOR OCTOBER THIRD!!!!
:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: *lovingly stares at spongebob* he's just like me
MUD CONSUMER JD TIKTOKS ARE SAVING ME RNNN I WANT HIS VOICE PLSSS
you are the tati to my nof
need to apologize to every streamer/youtuber/content creator i've hated bc their mic was picking on up on the Mouth Sounds
THEY TOOK MY ASS I CANT SHIT
face buried in my shirt from yesterday bc it smells like the wax melts from my sister's apartment
there's nothing worse than having a bad drink - apart from having bad company to go with it
and like a tiger i pounce on them- NOT LIKE THAT
HELP I AM FLABBERGASTED BY A MAN TOO GORGEOUS FOR THIS WORLD
A MONTH AND A HALF AWAY FROM NEVER HAVING TO WEAR A BRA AGAIN!!!
my middle initial is 's' so im legally obligated to change my last name to something starting with 's',, i must become mr ass
could jesus microwave a burrito so hot he himself couldn't eat it
andy king my king 😔🙏🧎😭❤️
something unpredictable that in the end is right /lyr
:pig2: be beef my friend o7
:pensive: dougdoug failed his autism test he's not just like me fr fr
retaking the raads-r to make sure i wasn't misdiagnosed
𝐹𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒲𝒶𝓍
ABOUT TO SUBSCRIBE TO HBO MAX TO WATHC ONE TREE HILL DOUG I NEED ANSWERS
:otter: rosa stream <333
VERONICA open the, open the door please,, Veronica open the door /lyr
i hate to see how your loneliness and your memories hurt you /lyr
i fucking hate bluetooth devices
:pensive: why do we hydrate....just to piss?
I LOVE PUDGE !!! HE IS BEST CAT
:popcorn: propcorn? i thought these were chips
:chicken: secret's out, chicken man
who are you to accuse me
:tada: TWO WEEKS UNTIL I AM OUT OF WORK (/pos)
:notes: THE CITY GIVES YOU SUCH A RUN AROUND; THOSE PENCIL PUSHERS ONLY PUT YOU DOWN
https://itsyourbirthday.today/?name=arcade
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE GODDAMN HARBINGER MOTEL TO YOU?!?!!?!
my skin is unbearably itchy right now
:sob: don't judge me for being dylan and ryan trash
my corruption arc started immediately when i found out dylan's actor is a nepo baby
dylan and ryan brainrot hours
physically, i am man. mentally, i am Bippo gets so excited for pineapple he doesnt know what to do
fellas is it gay to imagine yourself marrying your best friend if you say nah afterwards /ref
top 10 saddest anime deaths - number 1 : 'dylan is a little disappointed'
the quarry brainrot hours
at the end of the day, when you break it to down to like, a sub-human particle level, we're all just bryson
i spent all night in your arms, scared that i would fall /lyr
I HAVE NO TITS AND I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
:sunglasses: no tits? ✔ no penis? ✔ no rules? ✔
:sunglasses: sorry, officer, no penis, no rules. them's the breaks
*slams fist on table* someone give me will branner's singing voice RIGHT NOW >://////
:saluting_face: ALL PRAISE TO THE HOLY LINE
at all times i am thinking of dylan's smile after the truth or dare kiss
DYLAN AND KAITLYN APPRECIATION HOURS
WAIT don't kill that bug it might be lan chaney
:tada: PROUD OWNER OF THE QUARRY
DYLAN LOOKS AWAY IF YOU CHOOSE TO KISS KAITLYN THIS POOR MAN I NEED HIM TO BE HAPPY IMMEDIATELY >:||||
need someone to dance to abba with until we're crying from tired and delirious we are
if i am remembered for something, let it be when i got 931 in woodgal jr
#65 on the global leaderboard for woodgal jr
JUMPING AROUND POST TOP SURGERY IS SO FUN YALL I HAVE NEVER FELT SO UNBURDENED
:see_no_evil: me when i see leslie odom jr in that imagine video from 2020
my toxic masculine trait is giggling when i'm happy and then cutting myself off immediately to try to laugh in a more manly way
I FORGOT ABOUT NEW ARCANE BUT ALSO I WANNA PLAY FALLOUT 76 AAAAA
watching dinner in america || replies will be limited
:pleading_face: *bats eyelashes* someone shoot me in sleep....please? with sugar on top?
:rolling_eyes: it was just a prank, han
what do you say? up for another exquisite cabbage breakfast?
HELP ME I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE MERTHUR
'FIGHTING THE INNER URGE TO BE A WHORE' ted i love you
FUCK THE LIVE ACTION HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOVIE. ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE LIVEACTION HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOVIE
bro why are they remaking it just to make toothless look THE EXACT FUCKING SAME like just watch the original movie ffs
put some respect on moocow's name >:||||
fuck the rest of them, fuck em all but us
had a dream about new vegas so now i'm playing new vegas
WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME STARKID PUT VHS CHRISTMAS CAROLS ON YOUTUBE FOR A LIMITED TIME?????
i will kill for toto,, protect the rhino at all costs >:|
ohhhhh.....it's all skeletons, innit?
spinning in front of my heater so i get warmed up like a rotisserie chicken
the prophet shall bathe in the blood of the unfaithful. joyous day!
god, i feel terrible! please - have a chair
jayvik becoming canon might actually kill me
running away is easy; it's the living that's hard /lyr
rt breaking sebby's heart will never not hurt me </33
I FUCKING FORGOT NEW VEGAS'S BIRTHDAY I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO EXIST >:|||||
i stay silly despite the horrors!
calling myself fat in a loving way, like how i'd describe my cat or a wad of cash
:sob: im not gonna cry im not gon- WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE? THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE
will you pray for me when i'm gone, or is this the eternal dark without a dawn?
:rage: FUCK GENSHIN CUTSCENES
:wolf: i've been thrown to the wolves of the community (AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) /lyr
:pray: EVIL JERMA SING ME TO SLEEP WITH YOUR ANGELIC TONE
was going to sleep but i need to find pennies in the couch cushions so i can afford zhongli
FUCK THE REST OF THEM. FUCK EM ALL. FUCK EM ALL. BUT US
it's woody, it's enchanting, i-it's underutilized in rock music
it's woody, it's haunting, it's underutilized in rock music
SOBBING OVER BENSON AND RANDY I AM TOO SAD AND GAY FOR THIS RIGHT NOW
WHY DON'T WE STEAL AWAY? WHY DON'T WE STEAAAALLL AWAAAAYYY, INTO THE NIGHT?
need to someone to sit and stare at me lovingly as i endlessly ramble about my favorite mentally ill gay men
"there's something about you. there's something fixable. and i believe that."
:mirror_ball: gum disease boogie
alriiiight! new toys for the boys :)
feeling like one step from the edge allan today /j
i ate two pizzas and i feel like shit
pudge fell asleep on my thigh i can never move again
NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE SO WE CAN HAVE THE DYNAMIC OF SEAN AND KEVIN IMMEDIATELY PLEASE AND THANK YOU
singing songs in a deep voice to make myself feel something
'love changes you' - me looking at the many scars pudge has given me
:rage: 'show don't tell' what if i am incredibly bad at picking up on things unless they are directly stated??? huh?? what then????
DID YOU MISS ME WHILE I WAS GONE? DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D GET AWAY, THE HALLWAY'S SAFE, THAT I WON'T BREAK YOU?
IS HE AN ASSHOLE? YES. DO I WISH I WAS HIM? ALSO YES.
:fallen_leaf: LEAF? JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
cooking while weird al serenades me.
drinking a refreshing glass of liquid death on the off-chance the name is literal
kill doc?
:sparkles: gum disease in my mouth and xerosis on my hands
lotion smells so good i want to eat it even though i know it would taste like shit
boy, i tell ya. this city...
100%'d psychonauts 2 for the second time
colin psychonauts 2 you will never be hetero to me
you got games on your phone?
yearning to do an elaborate heist with a man i know so well he doesn't have to speak for me to know what he's thinking
danny and rusty you will always be iconic to me <3
back on broadway yet again...
BIGTOP BURGER USED THE VECNA SOUND EFFECT IDK WHY THIS FEELS IMPORTANT TO ME BUT I T DOESSS
nevermind they're a bit Different my bad skjdfhskdj
like all things life is a fake
so long, mom! i'm off to drop a bomb (shit) o7
PLACID PLASTIC DUCK SIMULATOR UPDATED I AM A HAPPY MAN THIS DAY
WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME WEIRD AL AND WILL FORTE COVERED HOT TO GO??????????????????
ANIMAL CROSSING - FUCK YOU STRINGFISH WHY WONT YOU SPAWN >:|
completed fishing and diving colletions in animal crossing :]
RAYMOND IS ON MY ISLAND!!
chat, should i give raymond the maid outfit, yes or no?
i did it and he looks adorable :]
kind of want to fucking die but i'm too chicken so pizza and animal crossing instead (i need sleep)
if no one else understands me i know bbno$ has got me
*staring intensely at raymond* AND WHY ARENT YOU IN UNIFORM
raymond my beloved make me forget the horrors of existence
bonded like two stray cats who cannot be adopted separately
jort storm x sweater weather
people just want to waste my time *stares deeply into the soul of hoyoverse for refusing to let me skip cutscenes*
deenameetay, must be italian
scared
:middle_finger: fuck government straight in the ass
whatever fucks your ass, dude
in your eyes there's no hope for tomorrow /lyr
i wish people could have self destruct buttons
watching tv so i'm not much for conversation rn
I am a big believer in not letting robots dream for us (quote)
thinking of changing my avatar for the ninety-seventh time today
:pensive: i wish i had serotonin instead of this huge cock
who needs therapy when you have good food and a silly song
on the stage in my heels, it's where i belong /lyr
*looking at my pet rock* i'll kill myself if it'll make you smile
:sob: fuck zachary levi but his singing voice is pretty
i'm as gay as my wife
working on a project
clean hands old sands..
bingle bongle, dingle dangle, yickety do yickitey dah, ping pong, lippy tappy, too tah
yuri lowenthal my beloved (he's in new vegas so that means he's The Guy to me skjdfh)
**** them in the ***, mustache guy! (/q)
i lecture for the thrill of it; i need no honorarium. i am the very model of a scientist salarian /lyr
if it's war, then it's war. consequences never bothered me before /lyr
larping as a well-adjusted person to trick my brain into fixing itself
:pensive: you think you have it rough? i just found out stanley tucci isn't gay
sometimes i just say shit
to my wife cheryl and son timmy, i love y- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you're some eye candy, and i could use a bite (/lyr)
there's this dread so ancient in me
:sob: getting emotional over troy's last episode rn
cheese sandwich mlp you will always be iconic to me <333
the roots of this trouble run deep
fuck blue prince. whosever idea it was to make a puzzle game entirely reliant on random elements will never be my friend >:|
you're watchin', what? anime?
so long, mom! i'm off to drop the bomb (*insert half-hearted poop joke here*)
thinking about straight jacket (the movie)
watching golden girls
living off the high of my bank account balance being exactly on the dollar
anxiously googling stuff about gum disease :]
mouf hurts :|
THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS IS RERUNNING AND I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT!!!!!
i want to watch tgwdlm. but i dont have time 😭
who will pray for me when i'm gone, or is this the eternal dark without a dawn? /lyr
shoutout to the ants crawling up my walls - those guys have helped me through some tough times
debating getting an undercut. i need to up my tboy swag stat
sir hops a lot i would kill for you <3333
i am fae; i am god; i am mother
you're beaten
time will pass and you'll forget everything that ever happened between us
forg
me, my boyfriend, and our robot dog are taking down some cannibals (new vegas adventures :])
i've learned how to block tags on tumblr,, it's over for y'all :p
who up prejacking their lights right now?
come on, love. let's get this freakshow on the road
apparently i have nitro now???
medical medical
philoso-FUCK-cal
:face_with_symbols_over_mouth: discord quit trying to tell me what status to have
hey, it's not like you're asking me to go see mamma mia
there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
loooooooool <- hydra on a rollercoaster
:smirk_cat: i'm here to eat ass and watch anime, and i'm all out of anime
i don't care who you sleep with. a man, a woman, or, in your case, the fishes
the new arcade for 2026 - now with beef
:tada: FINALLY REACHED THE SUMMIT IN STARDEW VALLEY
GONK
some useless garbage called the blood of the exploited working class
a billion amounts to nothing in infinity's face
i'll leave the front door unlocked, cause i can't hear the doorbell.
hold me high and i have farther to fall
TERRENEITOR! El coche más poderoso que ha existido, con tracción 4X4 y dos TURBO motores! Este si es todo terreno, las calles so
my diagnosis is that no one has been treating you well :(
why, they pale in comparison to a body that is covered up by sin
what the beast
george primavera my beloved (aka viles has yet another crush on a straight guy)
this song is actually good
:wave: *jacob alpharad voice* wait they don't love you like i love youuu
why was theRE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!
they'll never toni colette me live this down
little dumb ass stupid ass chilling in his crib though
:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: i will ruin your life with all my love and affection
ILL BE IN YOUR TEETH LIKE A SUGAR INFECTION (threat)

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