Worst Picture

  • AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
  • ARMAGEDDON
  • THE AVENGERS
  • GODZILLA
  • SPICE WORLD

Worst Actor

  • Ralph Fiennes THE AVENGERS
  • Ryan O'Neal AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
  • Ryan Phillippe, 54
  • Adam Sandler THE WATERBOY
  • Bruce Willis, ARMAGEDDON, MERCURY RISING and THE SIEGE

Worst Actress

  • Yasmine Bleeth, BASE-ketball
  • Anne Heche, PSYCHO
  • Jessica Lange, HUSH
  • The Spice Girls, SPICE WORLD
  • Uma Thurman, THE AVENGERS

Worst Screen "Couple"

  • Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler, ARMAGEDDON
  • Any Combination of Two Characters, Body Parts or Fashion Accessories, SPICE WORLD
  • Any Combination of Two People Playing Themselves (or Playing WITH Themselves) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN. HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
  • Leonardo DiCaprio (as Twins!) THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK
  • Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman THE AVENGERS

Worst Supporting Actor

  • Sean Connery THE AVENGERS
  • Joe Ezterhas (As Himself) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
  • Roger Moore, SPICE WORLD
  • Joe Pesci LETHAL WEAPON 4
  • Sylvester Stallone (As Himself) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!

Worst Supporting Actress

  • Ellen Albertini Dow (As "Disco Dottie") 54
  • Jenny McCarthy, BASE-ketball
  • Maria Pitillo, GODZILLA
  • Liv Tyler, ARMAGEDDON
  • Raquel Welch, CHAIRMAN of THE BOARD

Special Award: "1998 -- The Worst Movie-Going Year EVER!"(New Category, Dis-Honoring The Worst Movie Trends of The Year)

  • GIDGETS 'n' GEEZERS (58-Year-Old Leading Men Wooing 28-Year-Old Leading Ladies)
  • IF YOU'VE SEEN THE TRAILER, WHY BOTHER TO SEE THE MOVIE?! (Previews That Give Away The Film's ENTIRE Plot )
  • 30-MINUTES of STORY -- CONVEYED IN LESS THAN 3 HOURS! (L-O-N-G-E-R Movies...Shorter Plotz )
  • THX: THE AUDIO IS DEAFENING! (Movie Sound So Loud It Constitutes Assault w/a Deadening Weapon)
  • YO QUIERO TACKY TIE-INS! (Mega-Zillion-Dollar Cross-Promotional Overkill: Armageddon, Godzilla, ETC.)

Worst Director

  • Michael Bay, ARMAGEDDON
  • Jeremiah Chechik, THE AVENGERS
  • Roland Emmerich GODZILLA
  • Alan Smithee (a.k.a. Arthur Hiller ) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD BURN!
  • Gus Van Sant, PSYCHO

Worst Re-Make or Sequel (Including Films Based on TV Shows)

  • THE AVENGERS (TIE)
  • GODZILLA (TIE)
  • LOST IN SPACE
  • MEET JOE BLACK
  • PSYCHO (TIE)

The Joe Eszterhas Dis-Honorarial Worst Screenplay Award

  • AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN!
  • ARMAGEDDON
  • THE AVENGERS
  • GODZILLA
  • SPICE WORLD

Worst New Star

  • Barney, BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE
  • Carrot Top, CHAIRMAN of THE BOARD
  • Joe Ezsterhas (As Himself) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN! (TIE)
  • The Spice Girls, SPICE WORLD
  • Jerry Springer, RINGMASTER (TIE)

Worst "Original" Song

  • "Barney, The Song" from BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE
  • "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" from ARMAGEDDON
  • "I Wanna Be Mike Ovitz!" from BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
  • "Storm" from THE AVENGERS
  • "Too Much" from SPICE WORLD

Awards per Picture Breakdown

  • AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN- 5
  • GODZILLA, PSYCHO - 2 Each
  • ARMAGEDDON, THE AVENGERS, RINGMASTER and SPICE WORLD --1 Each
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