Worst Picture
- AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
- ARMAGEDDON
- THE AVENGERS
- GODZILLA
- SPICE WORLD
Worst Actor
- Ralph Fiennes THE AVENGERS
- Ryan O'Neal AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
- Ryan Phillippe, 54
- Adam Sandler THE WATERBOY
- Bruce Willis, ARMAGEDDON, MERCURY RISING and THE SIEGE
Worst Actress
- Yasmine Bleeth, BASE-ketball
- Anne Heche, PSYCHO
- Jessica Lange, HUSH
- The Spice Girls, SPICE WORLD
- Uma Thurman, THE AVENGERS
Worst Screen "Couple"
- Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler, ARMAGEDDON
- Any Combination of Two Characters, Body Parts or Fashion Accessories, SPICE WORLD
- Any Combination of Two People Playing Themselves (or Playing WITH Themselves) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN. HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
- Leonardo DiCaprio (as Twins!) THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK
- Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman THE AVENGERS
Worst Supporting Actor
- Sean Connery THE AVENGERS
- Joe Ezterhas (As Himself) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
- Roger Moore, SPICE WORLD
- Joe Pesci LETHAL WEAPON 4
- Sylvester Stallone (As Himself) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
Worst Supporting Actress
- Ellen Albertini Dow (As "Disco Dottie") 54
- Jenny McCarthy, BASE-ketball
- Maria Pitillo, GODZILLA
- Liv Tyler, ARMAGEDDON
- Raquel Welch, CHAIRMAN of THE BOARD
Special Award: "1998 -- The Worst Movie-Going Year EVER!"(New Category, Dis-Honoring The Worst Movie Trends of The Year)
- GIDGETS 'n' GEEZERS (58-Year-Old Leading Men Wooing 28-Year-Old Leading Ladies)
- IF YOU'VE SEEN THE TRAILER, WHY BOTHER TO SEE THE MOVIE?! (Previews That Give Away The Film's ENTIRE Plot )
- 30-MINUTES of STORY -- CONVEYED IN LESS THAN 3 HOURS! (L-O-N-G-E-R Movies...Shorter Plotz )
- THX: THE AUDIO IS DEAFENING! (Movie Sound So Loud It Constitutes Assault w/a Deadening Weapon)
- YO QUIERO TACKY TIE-INS! (Mega-Zillion-Dollar Cross-Promotional Overkill: Armageddon, Godzilla, ETC.)
Worst Director
- Michael Bay, ARMAGEDDON
- Jeremiah Chechik, THE AVENGERS
- Roland Emmerich GODZILLA
- Alan Smithee (a.k.a. Arthur Hiller ) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD BURN!
- Gus Van Sant, PSYCHO
Worst Re-Make or Sequel (Including Films Based on TV Shows)
- THE AVENGERS (TIE)
- GODZILLA (TIE)
- LOST IN SPACE
- MEET JOE BLACK
- PSYCHO (TIE)
The Joe Eszterhas Dis-Honorarial Worst Screenplay Award
- AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN!
- ARMAGEDDON
- THE AVENGERS
- GODZILLA
- SPICE WORLD
Worst New Star
- Barney, BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE
- Carrot Top, CHAIRMAN of THE BOARD
- Joe Ezsterhas (As Himself) AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN! (TIE)
- The Spice Girls, SPICE WORLD
- Jerry Springer, RINGMASTER (TIE)
Worst "Original" Song
- "Barney, The Song" from BARNEY'S GREAT ADVENTURE
- "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" from ARMAGEDDON
- "I Wanna Be Mike Ovitz!" from BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!
- "Storm" from THE AVENGERS
- "Too Much" from SPICE WORLD
Awards per Picture Breakdown
- AN ALAN SMITHEE FILM: BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN- 5
- GODZILLA, PSYCHO - 2 Each
- ARMAGEDDON, THE AVENGERS, RINGMASTER and SPICE WORLD --1 Each