With no regard for their marital status, sexual orientation, or failure to still be living (or for the total implausibility of being asked)

• Richard Armitage
• Matt Pond
• Tony Leung
• Damian Lewis
• Daniel Craig
• Peter Sarsgaard
• Steve Carell
• Rupert Graves
• Javier Bardem
• Paul Rudd
• Viggo Mortensen
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Cillian Murphy
• Justin Kirk
• Montgomery Clift
• Philip Seymour Hoffman
• Kyle Secor (as Detective Tim Bayliss)
• Sam Cooke
• Steve Coogan
• Simon Pegg
• Daniel Day Lewis
• Kyle MacLachlan (as Special Agent Dale Cooper)
• Jon Hamm
• Colin Firth
• Lester Holt (but only when he's wearing his Clark Kent glasses)
• Cary Grant
• Buster Keaton