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  • too-loud TV
  • crumbs on the counter
  • laundry, at least the folding and putting away of it
  • Wheel of Fortune contestants who solve the puzzle before calling letters with multiple entries on the board
  • nutjobs placing unsolicited right-wing propaganda printed from the internet on my windshield
  • Scratched and skipping DVDs
  • overripe or underripe avocados
  • Modern TV police procedurals (all kinky teenage sex murders; implausible and overly referential office banter; and stupid goth, emo, and indie-kid nerd-hipster supporting characters)
  • Internet "comment"ers, especially Tea Party instigators and catty girls who like to post comments regarding female celebs' oldness or fatness
  • Raymond Arroyo
  • Alex Trebek
  • Brian Williams
  • Harry Smith
    • Most network news anchors, actually--though I like Katie Couric most of the time
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