- Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems. Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have? Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. Donnie: Oh. - Donnie Darko
- "Do you wanna feel how hard I can punch?" - Woody Harrelson in Zombieland
- "When the fuck did we get ice cream?" - The Ringer
- "You're a hooker!" - Grandma's Boy
- "You are not my friend." - Kristen Stewart in Adventureland
- "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" - Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko
- "You do what you love and fuck the rest." - Paul Dano in Little Miss Sunshine
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