- snape stans

• neville, whose parents were tortured to insanity, was so terrified of snape that it was his boggart
• as in snape hated him /that/ much
• "oh yes, excuse me while i climb over your dead husband's body and ignore your crying and probably traumatized child while i cling to your dead body"
• only joined good side when his high school crushes life was in danger
• was basically a death eater during his time at hogwarts
• called his one and only true friend the worst possible thing in the wizarding world

- drarry and dramione stans

• mostly just the draco part of it
• i mean, i don't like him, like, at all, but why?
• some people think draco liked hermione and only confessed it to his mom or whatever, but that was fanmade. jk rowling never said anything about it
• why drarry? the only time draco was remotely nice to harry was when he threw harry his wand. at the end of the 7th book. that is it.
• he's just a racist piece of shit really

- literally like all the fights with hermione ships

• i've literally lost friends bc of it
• literally
• i can see where harmione came from but i still see them as just friends
• romione is pretty good and much better than the others

- pedophilic ships

• whamilton, bipper, shidge, kanezra, etc..
• just.. why?

- things with hype that don't deserve hype

• divergent, cranberry sprite, titanic, the fault in our stars, etc..
• ok, i've never read the fault in our stars but i get the gist of it and it sounds similar to many other romance novels, except they have cancer and he dies
• divergent isn't rly that good especially the movies
• cranberry sprite is the exact same as regular sprite
• titanic is just a bad a long movie and jack really didn't need to die

- steven universe

• i mean i love it and all, but it just doesn't make sense
• mostly the fact that they spent 5 seasons buildig up these diamond dictators only to throw that out the window (mostly) with legs from here to homeworld
• yes i have seen some new episodes so i know they might get their arc back but right now i'm not certain

(super tired will update later)