Stealing this from another listography account.
What is your favourite word? love
What is your least favourite word? hate
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What is your favourite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love? Rain.
What sound or noise do you hate? sirens
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architecture
What profession would you not like to do? mortician
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home.